The business card of a local urologist, especially one that specializes in treating ED, would also be funny.
Bankruptcy or divorce lawyers. Pamphlet on how to use a tourniquet for severe cuts. Hotline for escaping abusive relationships. Symptoms of brain worms.
All plausible. Haha.
Saw one in the wild the other day and I pointed and laughed at them. Driver slammed on his breaks and almost caused an accident.
Slamming on the breaks? Voids the warranty
Using the brakes? Voids the warranty
It doesn't matter if the warranty is void from using the brakes since it was already void from using the accelerator.
As if the breaks stop the thing.
Must've been the fabled FSD Taxi mode; it thought you were hailing a cab.
Damn....I don't know who hurt you but you okay?
Or a tow company
Associating cybertruck owners with people who have ED is offensive to people who have ED
Good shit. Even better should say "We buy scrap metal!"
That's perfect!
Hope their health insurance covers self-inflicted cutting wounds
Cutting wounds are a factory standard feature
Don't put that card there! It voids the warrenty!
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"Our cash offers are the best, Jerry, the best!"
Not all heroes wear capes
This is the funniest post I've seen this year.
If they could read, they'd be furious.
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LOL!
You all need to make r/cyberstuck subreddit business card for these cyber trucks
Fake, no one wants a used one, they do want junk though /s
Warranty voided
I've been wanting to make stickers for the side mirrors that say, "Objects in mirror are much better cars."
lol that’s funny
You will break a man’s smol pp ego
Not all heroes wear capes.
Every cybertruck owner already buys used junk cars
Well done Citizen!
They genuinely might want to part them out before it is too late.
The time is about right to consider to phone the person from the business card.
YAAASSSSS
Is it you? Are you putting these one cybertrucks? Lol
Peefect
Hah! 🤣 Actually not funny. I feel sorry for the poor shlubs that got talked into buying one.
"Someone" mm hmm 😆 🤣
Whoever is doing this is a national treasure and just be protected.
Put that on all of them
Junk cars. On point.
That’s actually so funny
Lol ok
I don’t really like that people are harassed, for lack of a better word, in the street.
I don’t like the CT and think it’s a bad purchase but people are allowed to buy them and drive them without stuff like this.
(People posting on social media are fair game) but I don’t like individuals being targeted.
This sub is kinda boomer, why does this truck live rent free in y’all’s heads? Who cares just don’t buy it
The business card of a local urologist, especially one that specializes in treating ED, would also be funny.