Ah, explains all the trucks that just go bricked when parked for no apparent reason and need apparent battery defibrillation by the service crew; it's actually not a charge issue, the crew has to sneak them a cup of blood from a south African diamond mine child slave; that gets them all chipper again.
If you don't cut your hand or hit at least a small bird every other month, the beast will grow sick and brick itself.
However, getting blood on it... voids the warranty.
Blood voids the warranty to… Wankpanzer warranty is pre voided
My mom is the suspicious type who threw out knives and scissors if they “got the taste of blood.”
I’m not the suspicious type but the CT clearly thirsts for human sacrifice.
Need to appease the machine spirit, the Omnissiah is pissed at such monstrosity and requires blood to let such afront to humanity "function"
I don’t care that my 100k car isn’t perfect. My god they are just the dumbest
I work for an auto manufacturer and I am about to pick up a vehicle I ordered through the employee lease program. It will be a base $48k suv and my lease payment will be $450 monthly. That monthly payment includes full insurance, all maintenance, roadside assistance, free loaners, all taxes and registration, with unlimited miles (I drive about 42,000-45,000 per year). I pick it up this afternoon. I will be going over it with a fine tooth comb and white glove before I accept delivery, the same as I’ve done for all new vehicles I’ve ever bought (about 20) in my 53 years being alive.
The crap CT owners accept is mind boggling. If it were GM, Ford, Ram, or Toyota people would be freaking out and it would be non-stop national news if they had half the issues of the steaming pile of crap.
I sold Nissans for 3 years. Even the under $20k cars some people were very particular and completely understand. Any money im spending I expect to get what I pay for. I wonder what kind of service these people expect at a fast food joint if they’re on with $100k half assed vehicle. Grats on the new car that’s some sick perks
Totally. I paid $20k for my brand new car a couple of years ago and I would have been pissed if there was anything wrong with it right off the bat. That’s like the whole point of getting a new car vs a used one. (That and the warranty, obvi.)
How can they be aware that there might be liability if their razor road rhomboid slices someone else but not understand that telling the world that they're worried about liability makes it easier for the next victim to establish they were liable if they didn't take steps to fix it?
Oy, these people are just so very ignorant.
“Razor road rhomboid” 😂💀
The true question should be: “my truck is dangerous and we never know what can happen. Today was a finger on an adult, tomorrow could be a child slashing their hand open!” Period and not: “my truck is dangerous, what about if people sue me because of it and will Elon help me?!”
Was probably there when you bought it, they are all kinds of fucked up, but yes, fix it
This is the second part of this monstrosity that I’ve heard of making people bleed. First was the speaker grate on the doors.
A month or two ago there was a guy who used his thumb to wipe a smudge off the tailgate at delivery and the side panel sliced his arm badly enough I think he needed stitches. Those things are SHARP.
Integral cheese-grater
$199. *Note- cheese grater is not for grating cheese.
That would void your warranty
No OTA recall ever required for this option!
There was one also where the dude sliced his leg on the door panel bad enough to need stitches. And then said it was his fault for being clumsy 😂
Tesla is bleeding more each time another one rolls off the line.
It's not "I don't want curios little kids getting hurt" but instead "I don't wanna be liable for their injuries after getting this pile of scrap"
the fact that he didnt realize sharp edges would cause this is hilarious. i knew since day 1 6 years ago when they unveiled the truck that this would be a massive problem.
btw i like how he doesnt realize that the liability will be big time in court where parents of kids can sue for UNLIMITED punitive damages. if he used the truck as a tax writeoff for his personal business, well the company is going to get sued which is WORSE. all cuz you wanted a tax writeoff scam using a stupid cybertruck. that tax loophole is bullshit too because most people who use the write off lie (you need to use the writeoff car more than 50% of the time for transporting goods and services of your business).
The Delorean wasn’t known for slicing people open (that I remember). Why couldn’t Tesla take the bleeding edge off the metal on this thing? Seriously curious- this seems ridiculous, and would be a given your car won’t cut you.
They can, but that requires another step in the manufacturing line which adds cost and cuts down on profit.
Musk has a secret formula for the Razortruck- It’s the death trap to cost ratio. And every time Tesla stock went down, it moved a little more towards death trap.
I wonder if people getting cuts should get tetanus shots since these things rust..
I'm pretty sure that the bulk of the people who own the Dunning-Kruger mobile eschew the idea of vaccines.
This is some kinda Evil Dead shit
This is my BoomTruck! ✊
"where can I find more cut-resistant friends?"
Clearly thats an anti theft feature
The whole thing is an anti-theft feature
Ah true, if stolen the thief wont make it past the driveway
I think it's anti-theft because who would even bother to steal it
Too good feature
I’m amazed these people manage to wake, shower, feed themselves, and get to work every day.
“My shit is razor sharp, what should I do?”
These get more and more hilarious/ridiculous.
'hilaridiculous'
“I’m not a guy who is lost sleep at night if his truck isn’t perfect…”
Dude. It’s an ugly ass rolling bucket of horse shit that has now acquired taste for human flesh. It’s only going to want more. Think of ‘Christine’ only this is the hideously ugly version of her that NOBODY wanted because she’s got the personality to match. Like if your gf had a 300 lb friend with pimples & warts who wears tube tops & yoga pants, has oily hair that she wears in pigtails & when she goes out to eat she skipped the inconvenience of using dining utensils & just buries her face into a bucket of chicken leaving nothing behind & farts the entire time she’s doing it. And your gf wants you to hook her up with one of your friends. That’s your goddamn “truck” in a nutshell.
I’ve never once thought, ‘man I hope no one cuts themselves.’ with any car I’ve ever driven, owned or ridden in.
I’m sure the other users gave him some super helpful advice and also expressed appropriate concern for others’ welfare.
Free blood tests.
The results came, surprise, you are diagnosed about gullible and stupid.
Free infection
I’m not going to lose sleep over a 100k future brick that can maim people.
A “friend” cut himself, stop lying it was your own dumbass
Insurance companies have to not like these. They hate claims for anything.
that isnt a "cut." its a laceration like that from a knife.
the civil lawsuits against CT owners from the parents of kids getting hurt touching a CT are gonna be glorious. it gets real interesting when you realize a lot of CT's were purchased as tax writeoffs for companies owned by their drivers, therefore the parents of hurt children can seek unlimited punitive damages from the driver's personal business/companies AS WELL AS the driver! all that cuz you wanted a tax writeoff car. well enjoy the lawsuits
The legal term is “attractive nuisance”.
I’m just curious as to the case someone can even have here, since there probably are general libality protections in place that allow for something like this not to happen? Otherwise any child that gets hurt interacting with any car can just sue the owner.
Cybertrunck, the "truck" that eats people.
With the panel gaps on these "vehicles" you can probably install those plastic edge guards that they put on the edge of doors to help with door dings. I'm sure it would have to be a kit installed by Tesla in order to not void the warranty, all for the low-low price of $2500. Elon needs the money!
This guy is worried about children rubbing his truck and cutting their finger while he is at work?
Teachable moment, take notes: Never buy first generation of anything. There’s still issues, flaws and bugs to work out. Happens with every smart phone, gaming console, firearm etc that expected to be popular, so they get churned out quick for a first run. People like yourself have an issue, let the company know, they make note of it, and pay attention for further, later generations. Sorry it happened
Dude obviously doesn’t know about the shitty panels that just jut out.
Who allowed that wreck ball to be on the road?
Can you imagine spending 100k on a vehicle and having to worry that it could injure someone by simply touching it?
When the guy that "knows more about manufacturing than anyone else alive" doesn't know why other manufacturers dont just use sheet metal without bending the edges over.
Oh look! It’s Hanlon’s razor
I have never heard of people cutting themselves on a car until CT
He paid 180 thousand dollars and doesn’t care if it’s perfect. One-hundred eighty THOUSAND dollars and doesn’t care if it hurts his friends and shreds his possessions.
Great, now it probably has a craving for human blood
Imagine getting in trouble because someone couldn’t keep their dick beaters off of your property.
the replies to the original post on the CT discussion board are wild.
"You go touching my sides and you can indeed expect to take that hand back with damage."
"I actually like this… ‘people’ should not be touching my car, maybe they will learn eventually.. . the same reason why I like sentry mode.."
guess they don't have family/friends that might wanna ride along? and it's already well documented how several CT owners have cut themselves on these.
Parents that want settlement money are sooooo going to get their children to touch CTs
Cyber"truck" apparently requires a blood sacrifice to operate at all... otherwise...voids the warranty