A while ago I was playing an online RPG game using a male avatar (for obvious reasons), and a player teased me with one of those "no balls" lines. I didn't answer anything, because I just wanted to play for fun and distract my mind. But I was curious, what could be some sassy comebacks?

First of all, of course I'm not going to respond to these types of provocations, because I know it's not worth it.