"Yes, Mother."
No, Dad.
r/yourjokebutworse
Yes. But I want to try the butt hole.
Suck my butt
Will you marry me?
You were always good at everything you did.
Dude, I’m a minor!
Only when you use your teeth.
Marbles don’t need lubricant
If that’s my girlfriend I’ll just say ‘yes’, if not I’ll say something like ‘how do you know what they taste like, unless you’ve been sneaking in
No! Stop that! And this is the last time I’m having you over to play pool.
(if laying down) "yes and bring that p**** here so I can taste it." 69 time
I’m fine with it, however it pisses my wife off when you do it.
I’m not sure why you’d ever need a comeback for this. They’re already sucking your balls. Maybe “yes dear but could you work the shaft at the same time”
These balls (pulls out a few basketballs/soccer balls/tennis balls, or whatever, you get the point).
Why yes. Yes I do.
You have to ask? Do I look like a Tootsie Pop? Don't suck so hard! Suck HARDER! I meant LICK 'em!
LoL, So many answers, so little time...
I don‘t play ball sports.
You are mistaking me for your priest young man.
Does a bear wear a funny hat?
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Hell YES, I like it!!
Yes! Don't stop!
"No"
"Of course"
Not really. You suck them like a fa***t.
Not really, Joe! Now go change your diaper. Michelle and the girls are coming back any minute now.
MAGAts always have to bring some stupid right-wing joke into the mix.
Because only one of those could possibly make fun of Joe… 🙄
It’s not binary. It’s a spectrum. Thank you for being tolerant and understanding.
Only someone as ignorant as one of those could make the suggestions that are inherent to this "joke". Thank you for absolutely nothing you are or do.
"Yes, Mother."