I’m a recovering anorexic and if I hear ‘eat a burger’ one more time I swear I’ll scream.
"Eat a dick."
Honestly I love that-
If you feel eating one dick might not be enough for them, you can also suggest they eat a bag of dicks.
or they can eat a buffet of dicks. That's my favorite (stolen from the show Archer.)
Oooh, I love it! They’ve got a dick carving station, dick salad bar, dick sushi…they’ve got it all!
Save room for dessert. They’ve got frozen dick on a stick, and dick a la mode,
My first wife started out with bags. Then buffets. Before I knew it she was a full blown, raging dickaholic. There is no rock bottom. Just an ever growing rose bud, and gaper. Being married to a nympho sounds like fun. It’s not when you’re the last one to know. I’d tell her to go gag on a bag of diseased dicks.
Sorry. Y’all got going with the bulk packaging of penises. Don’t read this in a dark way. I say it humorously.