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Winner!
Whatever bullshit I had planned to write this is better. Do this.
Same!
Goated
Unless they already know the joke, or don’t say “how?” or anything along those lines
Idk this opens up for a creepy. "Want me to show you" instead of a "how?"
Oh shit that's good
Brilliant 👏👏👏
This is the way
I still won't fuck you
This one is all you need tbh
"I've got blonde hair, what's your excuse"?
I'd rather be a dumb blonde than an ugly blonde. You can fix dumb.... you can't fix ugly 🖕🖕
“You can fix dumb…but you can’t fix the birth defect that you are”
Dolly Parton had my favorite answer. "Dumb blonde jokes don't bother me because I know I'm not dumb. Also, I know I'm not blonde."
My sister would sit there till they ran out, and say “wow you guys are like broken records, if only your humor had the same depth as your persistence.”
Have you ever seen Married with Children? While Peggy is not blonde Kelly is and between both characters you have a whole trifecta of comebacks covering blonde jokes and bimbo jokes. If you don't have access to the show you can find some on r/marriedwithchildren sub reddit.
“What does that mean?”
That took me a second to understand, and I'm drowning in the irony.
I like this one haha
And your opinion matters to me why?
It clearly matters if op is looking for a response on reddit lol
That's not the point haha (not sure why you're being downvoted, maybe just as you kinda didn't catch that it's just a comeback, whatever her actual feelings on the matter are)
Im getting downvoted bc a bunch of losers were offended
oddly enough its a brunette who died their hair
Absolutely. I've never met a dumb true blonde but damn, there are LOADS of "blondes" out there who love to be the dumb blonde trope with their dark roots.
exactly they make the rest of them look bad
My merkin is bright red. Jokes on you jerk.
Awe isn't that cute you actually believe hair color affects intelligence, no blonde has ever uttered anything so simplistic and idiotic. Silence imbecile!
My favorite is I would look at them and then challenge them that I am still smarter then they are
Answer my simple question and let's see who the bimbo truly is (a light dirty blond male)
How do you hold a blond in suspense
Then look at them with a straight face like your expecting an answer it works better if it's a group because then.....
“How do you keep an idiot in suspense”
But it's for blonds damn autocorrect it's been fixed now
I can read a book but you’ll always be ugly!
'Who's Bond?' 'No. BLONDE.' 'James Bond? I love that movie!' 'bLonde.' 'Bonds underwear? Good brand to be honest.'
(people usually give up at this point.)
Haha I did the same sort of thing when I ran a nursing home. "what about our raises?" "Raisins?" "No, raises" "Raisins? I don't have any raisins" "RAISES" "I don't know why you are always talking about raisins"
"Sure I'll blow you"
i think you'll feel better in the long run if you figure this one out for yourself. given the circumstances.... make it a good one
I'm not dumb and I'm not blond either.
happy cake day
but what if she's one of the rare true blondes.. we are out there
Yes we are.
But the joke still works.
Yes, YOU'RE the smart one. ; )
I may be dumb, but at least I’m not ugly like you
"Tell your dad I miss him!"
Dumb brownie Dumb platinum Dumb salt and pepper Dumb sandy blonde Dumb black Dumb brown
The best response is one I heard from Dolly Parton during a TV interview. The interviewer asked Dolly if it bothers her when people call her a dumb blonde. And Dolly replied, "It doesn't bother me, because I know I'm not dumb, and I know I'm not blonde."
“Ugly (insert their hair color here)”
Just keep acting like you don't get the joke and make them explain and if they get mad be like
"I'm the dumb one yet I fooled you into explaining it....who's the dumb one now"
Results may vary tho
At least I don't have hairy nipples
I’d tell you, but you wouldn’t get it.
People are still saying that shit? How old are you...
If I'm a dumb blonde then what are you?
"I don't get it. Hows that funny?"
pull a lock of hair forward and gape at it as if you never noticed the color before "I AM!?!"
I mean it’s just a person with low self esteem who says that. But I feel you. One guy I know told me once “I’ve never seen a blonde released an app to the Apple Store”(I’ve wrote and released my app). It was unpleasant to hear but I knew that at the root of that was his little self esteem and overly inflated ego.
Fraud
......Huh?
"Do you know why there are so many blonde jokes?"
"To give brunettes something to do on the weekend"
Honestly the whole idea that women can be referred to by their hair color is cringy. She has blonde hair. She has brunette (or honesty, just say black or brown or light brown or whatever) hair. She’s not “a blonde” or “a brunette”.
Can you imagine if we said that about, say, shoulder size for me? “I prefer broads” “All those narrows are just jealous because broads have more fun” “he was cute but he’s a narrow, broads are more my type” “dumb broads”
It’s so stupid for society to just accept identifying individuals on this one characteristic that the person themselves might not give a whit about. And then use it as some “pitting them against each other” bullshit- like my experience in life is SO different from yours because of the color of my hair.
And I forgot to mention “ginger”. God I am glad I don’t have red hair (although I think it’s a beautiful hair color) because EVERYONE seems to think it’s fine to refer to people with red hair as “a ginger”, and act like it has a huge impact on who they are as a person.
"Very creative & original, tell ur dad/hubby/bf stop dm'ing me."
"Whats wrong? U lacking attention from society?"
"Says the person with the highschool insult"
"Yeah we do it better and u feel some type of way"
"I see your dude cheated on u with a blonde b4 and left u scarred...question is how many times have u lost to blondie?"
There should be something in here you can use ❤️
I was born this way, so what's your excuse for being stupid?
Ask them to explain themselves but be totally friendly about it (especially if you’re pissed). Like you’re genuinely curious why they think that blonds whatever whatever whatever.
Example:
Construction worker(brownish teeth): “Hey guuurl, is it true that blonds have more fun?
Blond Surgeon Lady: “Why would blonds have more fun?”
The nonverbal part of it (staying calm, appearing genuinely curious) is hard to convey over Reddit, but that’s the general idea. It works for a lot of jokes/insults like that and it’s not a common response so it often takes people off guard because they’re expecting you to respond with righteous indignation instead of a question they need to answer. That combined with the fact that a solid 50% of society is dumb as a rock and has little or no idea why they do/think the things they do makes it likely they’ll just stammer awkwardly or move on to something that doesn’t confound them quite so much.
Or they DO know and awkwardly explain that they mindlessly picked it up living day to day in a mysoginst society and they use it as a way to hide their insecurities while still talking to hot girls because they wouldn’t know what to say to an attractive intelligent woman otherwise.
Point to my mensa wife... Blonde with an IQ of 144...
Ugly people always have something negative to say
It's only the blonds who bleach their hair who are dumb. It sucks the brains right out with the color.
It's only the blonds who bleach their hair who are dumb. It sucks the brains right out with the color. I, however, am a natural blond.
The song 'Cause I'm a Blonde, from Earth Girls are Easy.
I assume it’s brunette women mostly hurling this at you? What are the biggest insecurities they tend to have? I’m kind of asking you. You would know better than me as a woman. Ime they’re often insecure about being seen as nerdy and not sexy enough. I don’t have a clever statement for that. Just my two cents.
so whats the origin behind ur username-
"Awe, how sweet.... But, I only date grown up's."
Any response will do, as long as it's in Latin.
Little dick man...it's so tinny, huh... just Itty bitty. Such a cute little guy.
and you still make me look like Einstein
-a dumb blonde :)
at least I HAVE hair (idk)
You can fix dumb, you cant fix ugly
“it’s better than being a bitchy brunette” i got to use this puppy only once in my time but it was good
Still smarter than you.
I have a masters degree so I know I’m not dumb, but if I forget something or say something “dumb” (usually about football) my husband refers to me as Blondie in a teasing tone. It’s actually kind of cute. We both know I’m smarter than him and it’s not that big a deal. If you’re confident in yourself the dumb blonde thing is one insult you really can ignore. I mean it’s a hair color for God sake!
”Looks like your bad hair day is jealous of my golden locks!”
Better than being a brunette falling off her broom stick
Better than being a giant asshole
But I do have more fun!
I know. I shouldn't have listened to you.
Cum on her back tell her it's her cum back
Honestly I feel kinda like this thread is meant to point attention to OP's profile to help advertise their OF page.
lmfaoooo ur so right
A blonde saw a box of cheerios and said "Look, baby donuts!"
Donut seeds.
That was the original joke, I didn't want to copy it verbatim. You know, plagiarism and all. 😁
What?
Sorry blondes are dumb, and mean.
First step dye your hair brown(more attractive)
I know someone that dyed their hair brown because they were feeling up from getting called a dumb blonde all the time.
Now they just get called a stupid brunette but to be fair they do have a low iq and no common sense
“Yes, blondes are dumb.”
There's no good come back to that
Blondes are dumb lol
My ex had my favorite. She would always reply with her favorite dumb blonde joke. How do you get a blonde pregnant? When they ask the obligatory how? She would respond with "And you think blondes are dumb?"
I don't know how many times I saw her do that one, but she got them everytime. It was glorious.