Ffs, my chunky boi doesn't react to catnip/cat grass. He also self regulates pretty well on food. He's actually pretty fit for his age but i just love calling him chunky since he's mostly fur. He'll eat like 2-3 treats...then look at me with this "you going clean these extra treats up?" Look if there's more on the floor.
Loki occasionally gets catnip drunk, but only occasionally. Billy, my ever sober PTSD cat, does not react. They both spurn any kind of treats I've tried including Churus. I take it as a complement that they are food secure and content. They are both r/flonkers too.
"Oh hey...didn't see ya there. Since you're up though...feed me. Not that these paws on your neck mean anything. They'd never mean anything. But you're going to fill that bowl. Because of the implication."
I believe that paw print tattoos are popular in a certain scene, and having them where a collar or choker might go would only carry further implications...
Not to get in your business, peasant, but you may want to look for some sort of abdomonal armor—especially for your liver—as she's clearly making her intentions known.
In a way, I'm envious as my late tuxie princess would start around 5:30AM by making biscuits and giving me deep-tissue massages directly on my kidneys. Sadly, I am a weak human in the presence of an all-powerful cat, so to the can opener I ran.
How in the hell do they learn anatomy so well? It boggles the mind...
I have a form of autoimmune inflammatory arthritis that makes my joints painful. My orange chonk jumps from the floor directly onto my hip bone. I have no idea how he does it but it certainly gets me up.
I have nerve damage in my right knee...... my orange tabby heabonks it every. Single. Time. Sending shockwaves of pain up my leg any time he wants pets......
OK, this is going to sound like a super weird question, but are you a people pleaser or do you have any trouble expressing yourself or holding your true thoughts or emotions in?
I’m on her side. You should wake her up with your hands on the can opener