"I'm a gun-toting, self-proclaimed beast-mode asshole, and a total badass."
“Never scared” yet is paranoid, on edge and always armed to the teeth. Self awareness is not their strong suit
LMAO, this is rich. I’m a big tough country boy and I ain’t scurrd of nothin’! BUUuuuuut, I need my guns to keep me and my family safe from invisible threats in lurking in the night.
I’d be willing to bet if this person does “Every Day Carry,” it’s not chambered… and he’s got a red dot on it that has never been zeroed(and with a dead battery too).
And it would be unloaded because it’s too heavy with bullets .
Yep, those Hi-Point pistols in .22lr sure are bricks!
And yells “Bang” when he squeezes the trigger.
I've had the displeasure of being acquainted with a few like this when I lived in Georgia. That is an absolutely spot-on description. Oh, and while they "ain't skeered" but are two decades and literally thousands of beers and bbq sammiches away from their fond memories of high school athletic glory, aside from occasional dumbbell curls none could've run a 50 yard dash without pulling a hammy.
This is the best stance when confronted by gun nuts. You may end up helping someone out with self realization.
Also says steal my struck and the winner who can steal it gets to keep a bunch prizes inside the truck.
it’s his daily affirmation
Always scared
The "never scared" sticker comes across like some dude declaring himself an alpha male.
"Never scared" just so long as they have their comfort gun to fondle.
Translation: "I'm a perpetually terrified little wuss so I buy guns to feel like a tough guy"
That’s the take
Reminds me of my manger kyel he’s a total bad ace
And you don't need to put other's down for the exact same reason. Instead, you should probably go build a skill and gain some confidence yourself.
I have a literal fuckton of skill and confidence and I don’t need to put a sticker on my vehicle to warn others of how badass I am.
Yeah. So much skill and confidence that you just had to respond to a reddit comment to prove it. 😉 You would do more with less good sir.
Welp, you got me good, internet stranger. I’m going to to rethink my entire life now.
Proudly proclaiming he is a III incher.
(and like always it's still an exaggeration).
They'll never know my peepee retracts when I bend over. Not with these stickers they wont
’never scared’ = incredibly scared..
It’s usually the biggest pussies that need to prove to everyone else they think they think they are tough thru decals, flags, bumper stickers and jacked up penis envy trucks.
Meanness and cruelty are a weak man's imitation of strength.
Bigger car payment than than their parents pay on the house
Imagine taking pride in being an asshole
3 percenter Laughing 😆
I like to call myself a .08%er.
3% brain function lol
i picture this guy as a bald waddling 5’5” no chin neckbeard with little round glasses, the kind you’re about to tease, then you realize it’s probably a disability
Whoa now is that even tall enough to get into a Tacoma beast?
He's got a booster seat.
Don't forget all the tan camo shit that he can buy at the px.
With a gun.
A contracter showed up at my place for a good sized project. I noticed his 3%er sticker on his truck. It cost him a job.
Everytime I see a 3% sticker, I just assume they’re one of the remaining FBI’s most wanted from Jan. 6th.
Treat them the same as you would a 1% patch-wearing skinhead and you’ll be fine, because they’re just as bad as one another. 🤷🏻♀️
Funny way to say I’m a cuck for the billionaires.
That III surrounded by stars? Yeah, that’s a 3-Percenter sticker. Wannabe American-terrorists.
Somebody has a fragile masculinity problem
He has been told by seriously real sources the truck and guns make up for the lack of any measurable manhood.
See, that's the thing: If you have to repeatedly announce to the world that you're a badass, are you really a badass?
never scared? i guess that’s why you need a pistol to go grocery shopping 🙄
“sorry about your penis!” 🤭😂😂
He went really outta the way to let everyone know he’s never had consensual sex.
I’m pretty sure his hand consented.
Maybe.
Ehh I don’t think Handa Montana would ever ok with that level of incessant abuse.
If you need a gun then yeah you’re a coward and not a bad ass
i love the “i dont have an anger problem, i have an idiot problem” sticker. yes, yes you do.
3 percenter sticker tells me all I need to know about this piece of excrement.
"Smash glass for free pewpews."
"FREE GUNS INSIDE"
Also a domestic terrorist, with the 3% symbol.
I sense much fear in this one
Little dick energy
Screams insecurity
3mm Peter club too.🤡
Remember dads, hug those male children too
I’m sure he’s 4’ 7”, 250 lbs with a neck beard.
What-a-ma-roon.
Puts on high heels and dances the samba to Carmen Miranda tunes while wearing a fruit headdress
Only someone terrified of the world would put stickers like these on their truck
At the same time, it probably does significantly reduce the chances of people fucking with them, as people will know that that there is a terrified, paranoid man inside with a 9mm minimum, and a shaking, itchy, paranoid little trigger finger
At least they let you know who they are.
White truck = red flag
He could have saved money on stickers, and just bought one that simply says: Douche Bag
nothing says badass like a tacoma
This guy thinks he's sheepdogging over the rest of the 97% of the population. Nobody wants the services of this goober.
With mommy issues and a little pee pee.
Needs a small dick energy sticker stealthily added...
Your warning sticker screams you're a total bottom.
How long have you and your cousin been married?
"Free gun in console."
III If born with micro penis was a bumper sticker
Nuthin like screaming "hey over here! Put me on a watch list."
Ok - done.
Did your mommy forget to get your avocado butter for your fleshlight .
“And lemme tell all you’uns, if Imma have to git me some more asswipe stickies to prove all dat, I will do jes dat.”. Dopey.
Douche
I think thou dost protest too much
Not enough Trump stickers. Shame.
You only need one of these stickers to get your point across and you can take your pic.
You’re just a douchbag.
Little dick energy
I have that same Michael Myers sticker on my laptop
Though guys don't advertise that they are though
I assume they are always accidentally sitting on upside down cherry danishes if nothing else
I know the type
Tragic waste of cherry danish.
The war between the states will never truly be over until we ALL learn to value our little cherry danishes
“Right turn only to grizzly bear pistols”
And a Nazi 😝
The sad thing is that roughly 46.9% of Americans see "gun-toting" as a compliment.
Thing about the III %’ers; us 97% think you’re a-holes.
*Terrorists. Assholes not nearly strong enough adjective
And a veteran or cop.
If so, they’re probably a Coast Guard veteran.
Oh look! A free gun!
Why would there be a free gun?
It's a meme that anyone that advertises they are armed with bumper stickers is stupid enough to leave a "truck gun" in their car.
If the shit ever hits the fan to the point I think I need a gun, it's the first place I'm "shopping".
It's not limited to beast-mode assholes. I just don't proclaim to be a badass
Kind of goes along with "an honest man doesn't need to tell you he is honest". Usually they are bullshitters and that goes with the self proclaimed badasses. The biggest bad asses I have ever known have gone by the " walk softly and carry a big stick" approach
Noooooo! Get that Myers one off there. How dare they mix him with that bs?!
He deserves better.
Guns are fine with me. I have 3. But please don’t vote for dtrump💩
If you have to assert you are a badass with stickers, you aren’t.
And a rainbow flag upsets this guy? 😂
Notice how these trucks almost never have veteran plates or stickers??
Ooh scary. We better not tread on THAT guy, everyone. Lol. The least tough people are the ones who feel the need to tell everyone. They're the idiots who buy all the 'tactical' clothes on Amazon. Pussies. I wonder if they know how many times they get laughed at daily.
There’s a study that shows the number of bumper stickers is negatively associated with intelligence
Free toy inside! That's just asking to be broken into
People like this are the first to scream in traffic.
The quiet one you need to worry about, not the loud mouth!
My eyes are rolling
Any sticker at all on a grown person’s vehicle is an immediate red flag for me. This is SOARING red flags.
What are bear guns? They sound bad ass
Right wingers scream about "virtue signaling" then fall over themselves competing in what can only be described as "vice signaling."
"Lol look at those Hollywood types pretending they care about black lives matter or bullshit! What phonies! Me, I'm the most violent dangerous asshole you ever met! I'll shoot someone for reading this bumper sticker!"
I don't get what type of idiot thinks its bad to try to be a better person and good to pretend to be a worse person than they actually are.
I guess I give him credit owning his assholeniss
“I paid $60,000 for this opportunity to share my personality with everybody”
Lmao on a Toyota
Was just finna say that😂😂😂
Gotta love these cars/trucks.. I guarantee you this is the first target of a car break in because this idiots stickers scream “I definitely have a gun in my car..” same with “S&W” or “Glock” memorabilia. How fucking stupid can you be?
3% is not on the top end of the scale.
It's always a fucking tundra
Stickers were on sale
His rap name is Lil P P
OK, If you say so.
I take particular offense to the 3% stickers.
❤️
Of course he's "self-proclaimed", nobody else would ever think of describing him that way...
“Right to bear gun”???
Edit: got it, never mind
Has a sticker that says never scared. Probably scared of everything.
And wears his "Never Surrender" shirt without a trace of irony.
It’s missing a “Molon Labe” sticker.
Gonna cry, fag?
Ngl some parts of this look AI generated when zoomed in on
The "III" means they're basically ready to be a traitor.
Still, Send it!
It’s nice when individuals drive around showing us their views on things. Some are ok, but others have a few loose screws and are just plain wackos.
I can guarantee you that guy would be terrified if he was stuck in an elevator with a group of drag queens.
Looks like you picked the bear
His mama must be so proud!
i got 5 says this guy has the limp ankles bar that weaklings and carnies need to get into avtruck.
Guy probably doesn't live on reddit like all the keyboard warriors here...lolz. Kudos to you internet tough guys who in real life would not have the actual sack to say something TO the gentleman that owns this vehicle.
Hosenscheißer - Pants shitter
How does the op know this guy isn't? This guy could be a green berat or a vet who split some fucking wigs in his day. You NEVER know who your talking shit to.
he's full of lil dick energy!
"Self-proclaimed beast-mode asshole" is that a furry thing?
III% but driving up Tacoma??
All the while driving a truck made by a Japanese company. 😂
So... Kristi Noem's whip?
Right turn permitted to bears with guns? What the fuck does that mean?
Ever think the person driving a truck like this would just be tiring to deal with.
Like the people he emulates would victimize him and the people he eschews just feel sorry for him.
"I'm 1 percent of 3 percent of the the 1 percentage who serve in our nations great militia, that's 1 percent of the 5 percent of the 3 percenters"
right to not understand homonyms
Just another gravy seal in a mall crawler.
Is this an AI image? Bottom right text is sus.
I couldn't make it out either, but this is a real truck I saw at a red light. I cropped the photo for size, but no ai was used.
Ever since the Trump era started I have developed a real distain for pickup drivers. Now before I get downvoted into oblivion I will of course say NOT ALL PICKUP DRIVERS. It’s just that nowadays I’ve become cognizant of the fact that a lot of them drive like assholes and bully people on the road, stickers or not.
Anybody that has to tell you who they are is not the person they're telling you they are. Usually it's the exact opposite
Loudest one in the room is the weakest one in the room.
I’m a woman who doesn’t carry so I’m WAY braver than this guy
The easiest way to find out someone is a childish, immature, blow hard idiot and someone truly scared is when they proclaim to be in constant beast mode.
Lets define beast mode shall we?
Beast mode means that you are claiming to be a bear, gorilla, lion or some other powerful animal. Which means you're claiming to be an "animal". So you lose your intelligence, cognitivity, and humanity. Therefore your reason for being in "beast mode" loses its value because what you cared about as a human would not be important if you were said beast. Essentially you're saying you're a lycanthrope.
The statement "beast mode" also denotes maturity. What grown man says they are in beast mode? No one I've ever known. Only people I've seen use the term are children.
Lets look at where the statement came from. The origin is a bit clouded however it came into being about the same time from two different sources. One being the Transformers in one of their versions where instead of cars thay turned into animals. The other is from Anime. Both of those references show your maturity level with wanting to identify even partially with cartoons.
To sum it all up the guy doesn't turn into a robot or animal and him referring to such proves he is immature. They also show he's trying hard to tell the world he's tough. When you're actually tough people rarely mess with you because you walk and have confidence in your eyes. The only thing in this guy's eyes are the reflections of the TV and the newest episode of the Transformers or something similar.
He’s got his right to arm bears!
I love the "This vehicle is asshole equiped" yeah the asshole it comrs equipped with is the driver.
It's cool, he'll probably shoot himself in the dick at the next 3 precentor's semi annual asshole picnic.
It’s nice to see someone lets their 8 year old place his stickers on the family truck instead of on his bedroom door.
MAGA FAGA
"The Three Percent idea, being an idea, is internalized and finds expression in action when required without any top-down organization issuing orders. This was on perfect display at the Bundy Ranch stand-off when Three Percenters from everywhere flocked on their own to the Bundy’s [sic] defense, interposing themselves between the Bundys and the Feds. No call was issued, they just came because they understood the concept of ‘No More Free Wacos.’ The Feds were shocked – first into inaction and then into retreat. Indeed, the Bundy confrontation may be seen as the proof of the successful weaponizing of the idea of the Three Percent."
--Mike Vanderboegh, founder of the III% Movement
source: SPLC
Proclaiming this is the town Sausage Mobile, because women won’t go anywhere near this truck
It's always a pickup truck. It's not like you're gonna see those stickers on a bmw
Nothing says bad ass, like a sticker collection
Every sticker on his truck might as well say "I have a very small dick and I'm very insecure about it"
Height on DL is 4’8”.
Me with sticker of smiling cartoon coffee mug on my phone case:
😃☕
All you people most likely commenting on a 16 year old’s truck. Congratulations. Every time I see all that free-palesuckistine I pull up at the stop light and it’s always a teenage blue haired girl that really likes rainbows. Let ‘em be. People will learn one way or another.
Why do people owning firearms make you feel like less of a man. The 2nd amendment is for you too. Don’t be afraid to embrace your rights. Under democrats our cities and country in general is becoming less safe. Many people call 911 and are told we don’t have any help to send you. It’s becoming more and more an individuals responsibility to protect themselves. Many politicians want to push gun laws that effect the law abiding gun owners while career criminals and felons get arrested for gun crimes and seem to serve little to no time. People who believe in the greater good need to start holding people who break the laws over and over again accountable. Spend money on people who are worth rehabilitating and people who aren’t need to go. The idea of living in a decent society is dropping off more and more everyday. Usually people who don’t want to depend on law enforcement to solve their problems already know this.
"I'm a tool that's afraid of guns, self proclaimed bitch and total Sally "
lol @ “triggerlibs”, the irony.
The only thing “intimidating” about a bro chode like this is that they’re the most likely to lose control over a minor inconvenience on the road, and inadvertently cause collateral damage by emoting their aggression with their vehicle, or precipitate a deadly force encounter because they go around looking for trouble and think they know how to handle it, forcing someone to use deadly force to roll their stupid ass up.
Expecting anyone who suck Trumps dick to have intelligence is futile.
🥱 who cares
Just missing the one that says “judge by every cunt on Reddit”
Go tell that to him then. We will wait on your post of that interaction. No balls
Love the libtard ran pages
Here against your will, huh?
Naw , ya guys bring so many laughs
Can't even spell "rampages"
Why do you have a problem with this? Right or wrong, he is an American expressing his opinion. You don’t have to agree, just accept. That’s what makes/made us Americans.
You are criticizing people for expressing their opinions, while supporting someone else for expressing their opinion. Either you only support freedom of expression selectively, or you have provided the thread with a staggering example of cognitive dissonance.
Why would you call a complete stranger an asshole?? Maybe he is in our military or maybe he is just a normal guy Goin about his own business, in a free country, 🤔
Maybe you can’t read
I like him already!
Op drives a Prius with the typical coexist, who saved who, student driver and Hillary 2016 bumper stickers while driving 5 under the speed limit in the left lane of the highway. What’s worse? Hard to tell in my opinion.
“Never scared”. Total lack of confidence. You don’t need a sticker to say that, bozo.