" six bullets "
"more than enough to kill anything that moves"
" Greatest handgun ever made! "
But those engravings give you no tactical advantage.
proceeds to fire like a hundred rounds in the boss fight
Is that a JOJO REFERENCE????
Metal gear
"you're pretty good"
"Pretty.......good?"
Revolver "Revolver Ocelot" Ocelot
That's Revolver Kojima tho.
Revolver "Revolver Kojima" Kojima
(Revolver Ocelot)
You think this guy likes to reload during battle?
Ahh, yes.. the Westaboo
A lvl.5 boss at best...
Nah lvl.35 at least, but he doesn’t do much damage by shooting, he spins the revolvers and hits you with them.
The exact inverse of an American weaboo lol. Bro is goated with the gun spinning too
Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners).
I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil!
I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America
I feel like I have to warn you that southern Americans are pretty racist toward non-Americans ( you), it's also worth pointing out that our portion sizes are much larger so you will more than likely put on weight. I'm not trying to make you feel like you're not welcome in the US I just don't want you to hate us Americans for the racists.
Rawhide will win them over with his knowledge of the Barbed Q
That (you 🫵🏼) 😭
What?
The extra emphasis that you are referring to them
Oh no I'm from nys
Also I f***ing hate racist bigots
This is modified copy-pasta (but good)
The amount of detail they put into those modelguns goes way past any weaboo shit I’ve ever seen
Yeah, looks a nice weight and the little cap banger so you aren't getting armed response out just for juggling
Lore acurate hideo koshima
Hideo Koshima? the inventor of Hideo Games?
Indeed, it is Hideo "Games" Koshima himself
But did Hideo Killed the Radio Star?
The metal gear man, i know i didnt spell his name right
Mr. Headache Kojingles.
Put his protagonist in a microwave
Young Revolver Ocelot for sure.
Lmao so true
dont ask where he was in 8 july 2022
Revolver ocelot
Exactly the same thought
Sex Pistols, the Japanese Mentor
4444
Sublime.
The only firearm owner in Japan
Those aren’t firearms.
I'd say his arms were pretty fire tho
Ah hell nah bro needs to enter the gungeon 😭
he could kill the event that doomed our timeline
What would that be
Harambe, I'd wager
Biblically Accurate Kojima
Reverse weeaboos DO exist!
The song Japanese Cowboy by Ween.
He’s pretty good.
Kid Death from soul eater
Literally came to say the dude that shoots with his pinky finger lmaoooo
The gun'anater destroyer of Sheriffs
BRAVO KOJIMBO
No idea what homie said but I got MAD napoleon dynamite vibes when he ran up the stairs
ah yes, the reverse weeb
It's Pistol Bobcat from Wooden Cog Vapor
fastest hand in the east
Cowboy Tanaka
This guy is pretty cool.
Is this the fabled reverse weeb
reverse weeb
Oh shit, it’s the six gun samurai…..
Mrowr.
Cowboy tanaka
The Double Stair Jump 💀
loved thattt
The Easterner, the first Asian Cowboy.
The fact that he's wearing glasses makes this so much more funny
This reminds me of that one pic on a japanese forum where people were arguing about American cartoons and calling South Park a normie cartoon 😭
Everybody getting flagged up in HERE!!!!
Here you go sir, your Honorary American Certificate!
POV:me showing Why i can ,, legally,,take your child at the Playground
Revolvers are just the American katana
Alternate timeline where Japan got colonized by US
Not to compensate for some French guy "I need more bullets"
Revolver Ocelot
Shalashaska ?
The inspo for revolver ocelot
in here Finland we have a joke that goes like this miksi kutsutaan japanilaista tarkka ampujaa jokaluotihutimeni
(dub whats called Japanese sniper a everyshotmissed) it sounds way funnier in finnish
Second ability: no bitches
Hol Horse but coller and realer.
Hide Kojimi!??
Reminds me when I was a kid here in the balkans, you'd find these pistols with blank shots in stores. They would leave a mild burn mark if yod'u shoot them at someone. I don't think they're legally fine to be sold nowadays, saddly...
Not the guy who got shot at the beginning
American ninja from power rangers
Shing-Shong-Sheriff
Cultural appropriation
Fun fact... The Japanese for some reason really loves visiting Texas. It's weirdly common for them to buy boots, denim, and carharts
My weirdest experience? I used to work on a ranch in highschool that I lived next to for spending money. This ranch has cows and horses.
These Japanese tourist came up and started talking to the owner. And the man was... Confused to say the least. They wanted to do two things. Learn how to milk a cow and how to ride a horse.
They were willing to pay, but the man didn't take the pay. Just thought what was the harm of it. The grumpiest horse we had on the ranch only made faces if it saw its favorite rider petting another horse
Well... They genuinely had a good time.
Most people who worked this ranch were near or over 6ft so the horses were pretty fuckin big.
These guys couldn't reach the stirrups. But we figured it wouldn't be a problem. Just go slow. And truth be told this is done with kids all the time. Though with someone holding them in place.
Well... One of them tried to reinact something they saw from a western. And kicked the horse into gear.
We just hear this japanese man made some kind of visceral sound of fear and as the horse thundered off.
Ain't no catching up to em. The wife had her camera out and was taking photos. We were thinking this man was gonna die. Like fall off and get trampled or something. He was certainly getting tossed around.
So the owner hops onto his horse and moseys him after the bolted horse. Again no catching up to that. These are work horses, and that horse was carrying a light load compared to us.
Well the horse finally calmed down reaching the other end of this massive property. And began to make its way back. The Japanese man was still on the horse, shaking. But had the biggest fuckin grin I have ever seen
Japan fastest gun slinger
I actually find out about this a while back, there are reverse weebs in Japan that love the wild west
And all through the west they feared the name ... RINGOKU
Is that Cowboy Tanaka?
Hideo Kojima
I enjoy his trigger discipline
It's... it's Ching Chong Morgan, from the red flag redemption 2 the communist game.
I want him on my team
This one mf is the reason Japan’s crime rates are so low
Meiji to the extreme
Finally… reverse weeb
Sheifeni, gun welder of the crazy south
Man probably read Blood Meridian and though that was peak American culture.
They evolving now they have guns to hunt dogs and cats earlier they were runnin' with chopsticks
I don't remember what they're called, but the Japanese have their own version of a weeb who instead of being obsessed with Japanese culture are just obsessed with the American wild west
Young Kojima spotted?
what about me love you long time?
oh yeah i've heard about this, in japan there are "reverse weeaboos" who are japanese people obsessed with american culture/westerns
Minato marston
+ricoshot
give this man US citizenship immediately
That would require him to pay taxes without even being in the country
Japan 2 seconds after America bombed them twice
Special operations Foxhound..... Revolver Ocelot