New saddle just dropped.
You can now piss between your saddle directly into the bearings
Just make sure your dick is rock hard first. There's a few pinch points in there.
I seriously caught my dick between the rear tyre and frame MTBing last weekend. Luckily it was very cold so there wasn't much to grab, no major damage.
Free 10g off
Real athletes don't piss. The just drink enough to sweat it all out. Loser!
What the hell is a triathlete?
Trisexual athlete. The third sex is the piss all over their Bice. The first 2 are themselves and being timed.
Like a Fred but not potty trained.
Try athlete. A real Fred. A dentist, not just a hygienist.
Ow, my balls.
Numb PNS, no problem!
no pns=more aero
I could go for a Starbucks
Gosh, what amazing times we live in. I'm surprised they don't offer a prostate massager add-on.
My one is red
My prostate red too
I noticed...
Ew SRAM
Hey theirs is just as good. You just hate that it's made in America.
It's not as "ergonomic" as the Shimano one
Bluetooth controlled heat and vibration.
I'm thinking ANT+ blip shifter plug to encourage vigorous KOMs
Make sure to match my pace so we can KOM at the same time.
Does this give more or less saddle sores? Asking for a fred
only takes few minute for numb PNS now! thats innovation
A Fred would already know this
uj/ Introducing that much hip rotation, yikes! Everyone it shows riding this thing looks like they're lowkey struggling to not sway too much. Even the dudes in lycra look like they have their arms locked and are fighting to keep it in a straight line.
I feel like this thing would be a deathtrap on any sort of serious riding, be it road or mountain.
Yeah I honestly can’t see this doing anything but exaggerating any pre-existing issues. It’s in the same category as those huge gel saddles—they just make everything worse in the long run
Looks like wrist pain to me
Also, everyone is sitting extremely upright. I wonder how it would do in a more tucked position. I'm betting on it being uncomfortable AF.
Also I noticed almost none of the riders have the seat height properly set.
That’s okay, I’m pretty sure things like this are designed by people who don’t actually bice— or if they do it’s once every other month at best. Of course they’re not gonna know how to set seat height.
Real Freds only bice once a month when conditions are perfect
Once a month, June 16 to July 15.
Someone sponsor me my practice isn't doing well.
I have the same saddle. He isn’t doing it justice though because you’re supposed to attach the stability rod that inserts in your anus
Right?? He didn't even clip in!
The same luddites who hate disc brakes and electronic shifting are not going to like clip-in saddles. It's the future, boomer!
Does the rod come with Euro style lube? I ask because I enjoy the tingle.
That was from when you used your toothpaste
Thanks, but I'm a 240lb weight weenie, this thing would add several grams, severely hindering my climbing ability
This is great to get holes in your denim's in completely new places.
Can the built a motor in there, so I don't have to move my legs myself?
Ebikes are already a thing.
But the people should think I'm working out, ya know?
Perfect for the velodrome! Glad they advertised it as such on a cruiser or commuter
I imagine this guy tried to work for Cannondale and even their Timothy Leary-like addled engineers thought he was crazy.
How are we not talking about the girl riding backwards on the velodrome? It hurts to watch
"This advertisement was filmed under controlled conditions using closed velodromes"
do i need metal throusers for that?
Is this what they mean when they say Australia was a penal colony?
Bice fitters on suicide watch after viewing this video
It seems like you will generate a lot of friction on it?
/uc i can see this being made out of low quality materials so it wears out within 5000km and breaks.
/Rc automatic jerk-offer so i can KOM more but also further, faster and stronger.
/uc 5000k? You think anyone who gets one of these has ridden even 1000k in their lifetime?!
/uc
Maybe not, Australia has some pretty strong consumer laws.
How will it affect handling though? Aggressive cornering needs you to push the inside edge of the seat toward the outside of the turn with your thigh to initiate the lean, and then the opposite to pull out of it once you're through the turn.
I love the guy dressed in full Fred attire with the seat height wayyy low
Is that even UCI legal?
what the fukc is this 😭😭
The future.
Do they come in different colours, my bike is a 24 spd will it fit..
This looks like if a certain male appendage gets caught between the two sides in just the right way, the rider is going to experience pain 1000x worse than any saddle sore.
The nut guillotine
If you need a vasectomy don’t waste your money on some “urologist”, just get this thing!
Use it to generate electricity and power your e-bike
My cheeks just clapped for this saddle.
Nutcracker Boost with gel inserts. Nice.
Now I can finally poop without dismounting!
We can see all the pros using this, and it will be used by all the Tour De France teams, too. It will be like moving over from rim brakes to disc brakes.
The inventor will make a fortune. He just needs to get his arse in gear.
Where you attach a dildo?
Can I adjust the tension?
those aren't my legs
I'm also no saddle...
People just love to call things "revolutionary" these days 🤣🤣
Why are they all on Walmart bikes?
Will this help me KOM faster?
seat bones
Voor je billen die onafhankelijk van elkaar trillen
Not a single person had the correct saddle height in this video
I”m a triathlete, will this affect my ability to piss all over my saddle?