Sokka-Haiku by Both_Hall9952:
RUN AS FAST AS YOU
CAN BEFORE THEY COVER YOU
IN THE EXPLOSIVE JEL!
Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.
Why is it Jel instead of Gel? Is it jonking?
Jonkling typo
Consequences of jonkling.. ..
...is it really a bot if it typos? Is this not actually Man in disguise?
Mfer thinks hes biboo
I mean he‘s jonkling not gonkling
How the fuck did the bot make a typo?
Is it stupid?
🤣
Too late. She's already been covered in explosive gel several times... in my mind.
Me ong
"Don't worry, she'll not die" Explodes 2 tons of C4 around her
The Poison Ivy figure incident
What? I haven’t been keeping up with the sub. What happened?
Explosive gel
I saw the picture. I suddenly remember why I stopped keeping up with the sub
Welcome back sir or ma'am or other, here's your eye bleach, your stupid pills, and the holy bible Man edition
Isn’t there some kind of Batman vs man civil war?
Yes, a little word of advice regarding that: Pick the winning team.
The winning team is the Man family
Are there campaign promises? Why should man win and not Batman?
If you support this "Bat" person Jonkler will come to your room when you're going to sleep and Jonkle you all night long, you don't want to get Jonkled
I love getting jonkled 😈😈 I let jonkler jonkle me silly
I don't get it. I need the picture.
Poison HIV at it again.
ahhh plant aids
I fucking spat my drink out reading that.
Stan? I'm watching the episode where you become a psychic right now.
In a psychic showdown against Bone and the Rizzler.
Least it wasn't The Jelqer
Nah at least she didn't try a Two Race cosplay
"HARVEY! You're better than this!"
You had so many reddit options and you posted in r/BatmanArkham ?
GOOD LUCK
It’s jonklin jellin time
Looking at their history, they are posting everywhere, literally everywhere. Even in the non relevant subs for attention.
The cosplay is good ig, but damn she is just desperate.
I love desperate, they make explosive gel
Nah thats not a real person at least I don't think it is. Seems like a karma farm to me
I was about to say. Things must not be good if they're coming to this sub of all places lol.
it’s called only fans promotion,
It must be a tactic to make us sane again, by posting normal posts
This is NOT the place to post this.
Not after the incident.
what incident
Explosive gel
is it what i think it is ?
yes
Is it mine or someone else’s?
I hope it wont be yours
I mean, after seeing this there is explosiv gel in my house
Officer balls
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Officer Balls
He's dead
BWAHHAHAGA
…and it’s still on his profile…
We must not stop the gel from flowing - this post is permissible.
Wait what happened
I'm guessing someone shared a pic of them spraying their "explosive gel" over a picture. Seen that stuff in other groups/subs and this sub is clearly past that line.
Damn so that’s why he is in the aslume
It was a figurine
And the devs saw it
But did they taste it?
If memory serves me, it wasn't a picture...
It was a statue.
It must be a tactic to make us sane again, by posting normal posts
BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOW COSPLAY AS OFFICER BALLS!!
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Jonkle, Jonkle, Jonkle, I don't wanna leave conkle, oh, nono nono noooo
Jinkle, Jankle, Jonkle, I'm so happy in the junkle, I refuse to goooo
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This put the image of hot sticky coom oozing out of john marstons urethra in my head
Why the fuck did you make me visualize it
felt like it
No cum, it’s coom. Are you stupid?
No coom, it’s seminal fluid. Are you stupid?
Seminal fluid? As in cum?
Cum? As in seminal fluid?
Attaboy!
Was hoping for a dude
It is wdym?
oh my bad i guess my pills dont work
I AM JERKING MY FUCKING TINY FUCKING LITTLE JINKLE TO THE JONKLER RIGHT NOW
I AM JERKING MY FUCKING TINY FUCKING LITTLE JINKLE TO THE JONKLER RIGHT NOW
I AM JERKING MY FUCKING TINY FUCKING LITTLE JINKLE TO THE JONKLER RIGHT NOW
I AM JERKING MY FUCKING TINY FUCKING LITTLE JINKLE TO THE JONKLER RIGHT NOW
I AM JERKING MY FUCKING TINY FUCKING LITTLE JINKLE TO THE JONKLER RIGHT NOW
I AM JERKING MY FUCKING TINY FUCKING LITTLE JINKLE TO THE JONKLER RIGHT NOW
What happens to a mf after joining this sub for the memes
Really? Infront of Poison HIV?
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kwite jumpscare
What was it?
Poison Ivy covered In explosive gel.
I cant delete it from my brain😔
Are you stoid
Now cosplay as Killer Cock
Either Furries or Scalies would into that... Maybe even... Officer Balls.... BWAHAHAHAHHA!
Why did she post an onlyfans ad here? Is she stupid?
I think she is. She just spams subreddits with her cosplays which are kinda mid.
She's made like 100 posts in the last day, these OnlyFans spammers need to be banned, and that's coming from someone who loves boobs.
I hate these onlyfans models man, what an awful "job"
Nah, like you gotta give it to them, a lot of them are making bank and you gotta respect the hustle but it goes too far and they are gonna end up eventually killing every Subreddit but turning the whole site into porn.
Most do not make bank lol
Lads created this economy you can’t blame girls for cashing in
Why no explosive gel? Anyways, good cosplay!
in the hamed aslume . straight up "jinkling it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My jonkler.
simps upvoting this post-
the only thing that could make me jingle my jinkle would be a man cosplay 😋
also, saved 😔
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I had absolutely no idea how degenerated this sub was… but I like it.
Thoughts about this?
💀
Slay!
Coitus ivy making me jonkle
Lady you came to the wrong Batman Subreddit
Clean your mirror
Nice try Fed.
I know we are all crazy but clean your mirror girl
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Where's bone?
Ah. Someone thought this was a subreddit for the Batman Arkham games. Foolish.
Because I’m French I was looking for a sub and I saw "Batman …" I put this here 😭😭😭😭
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I DIDNT KNOW BEFORE POSTING THIS HERE 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Oh yeah, you posted this in quite literally one of the worst places to post this. Welcome to the mad house
wait, there's no meme
Penis explosion needed 😤😤😤😤
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HARPY
GORGON
What have you done
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Wow they really like cosplaying as A2 from nier automata, guess that’s their newest arc
Okay, now get in the jar
Why is tis person cosplaying in an active warzone? Are they stupid?
(For real though, cool cosplay)
Stop making me remember the incident
Bro I thought this was a normal sub and I found about the incident now😭😭😭
Would you the poison ivy? I would the poison ivy
You know exactly why You have been summoned 👹
Wo-Man isn’t real
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what the hell is the explosive gel? (i am stupid)
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I jonkled...
Please no not after the explosive gel incident
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Oh she doesn’t know… it’s a good cosplay but oh sweet innocent woman you don’t know
Do officer balls next!
Wonder if she is just as insane as the rest of us?
Of all places to see a cosplayer…r/BatmanArkham was the last place that came to mind 💀
Beautiful BTW 😳
I still remember that incident
MY FLACID JINKLE CANNOT JONKLE IN FRONT OF POISON HIV I NEED OFFICER BALLS WHERE IS HE
MY FLACID JINKLE CANNOT JONKLE IN FRONT OF POISON HIV I NEED OFFICER BALLS WHERE IS HE
MY FLACID JINKLE CANNOT JONKLE IN FRONT OF POISON HIV I NEED OFFICER BALLS WHERE IS HE
MY FLACID JINKLE CANNOT JONKLE IN FRONT OF POISON HIV I NEED OFFICER BALLS WHERE IS HE
MY FLACID JINKLE CANNOT JONKLE IN FRONT OF POISON HIV I NEED OFFICER BALLS WHERE IS HE
MY FLACID JINKLE CANNOT JONKLE IN FRONT OF POISON HIV I NEED OFFICER BALLS WHERE IS HE
MY FLACID JINKLE CANNOT JONKLE IN FRONT OF POISON HIV I NEED OFFICER BALLS WHERE IS HE
MY FLACID JINKLE CANNOT JONKLE IN FRONT OF POISON HIV I NEED OFFICER BALLS WHERE IS HE
MY FLACID JINKLE CANNOT JONKLE IN FRONT OF POISON HIV I NEED OFFICER BALLS WHERE IS HE
MY FLACID JINKLE CANNOT JONKLE IN FRONT OF POISON HIV I NEED OFFICER BALLS WHERE IS HE
MY FLACID JINKLE CANNOT JONKLE IN FRONT OF POISON HIV I NEED OFFICER BALLS WHERE IS HE
MY FLACID JINKLE CANNOT JONKLE IN FRONT OF POISON HIV I NEED OFFICER BALLS WHERE IS HE
MY FLACID JINKLE CANNOT JONKLE IN FRONT OF POISON HIV I NEED OFFICER BALLS WHERE IS HE
Why are they holding a phone as if filming themselves when someone is already filming them
Guys where can we get a like a huge fucken jar?
Watch out for the explosive gel, sweetie
Quickly Dick! I need a very large jar and my other utility belt....
why is nervous-lie2933 dressed up as poison? is she stupid?
who is poison ivy? are you stupid?
Who's poison ivy?
Penis envy cosplay
Nice try jonkler in disguise
Strangely wholesome for this Sub. But all good! Upvote! 👍
Why Did She Post It Again? Is She Stupid?
If I am a woman, why do I like this so much? Am I gay?? (As in homosexual!?)
What a weirdo. She's filming herself filming herself. It would have been better if it planned back to another person filming the person filming her while she filmed herself
Aslume member who knows exactly what they are doing or random cosplayer/onlyfans person who has accidentally alerted the horde? Call it.
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Minimal effort
Who could've fucking guessed
RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN BEFORE THEY COVER YOU IN THE EXPLOSIVE GEL!