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I misread the last one as dogging!
As long as they're licensed and it's consensual, they can do what they like.
https://www.hst.edu.au/homepage/standard-course/dogging-rigging/licence-to-perform-dogging/
Motherfucking Northwest Rawdoggers…
Right in the squincher.
That's a steep price for a dogging licence. What are the penalties for unlicensed dogging?
Straight to gaol
Straight up the jacksie
Sentenced to Australia
Itchiness
I miss read the second one as fisting so right there with you haha
That happens too
Same....who doesn't love a bit of dogging?
It's the accent
I misread that as docking!
Long drive for a dogging sesh
I misread the second one as fisting.
Well that too. Raw.
Omg reminds me of the time I visited Cairns and some guy hitting on me was like "wanna go fishing with me?" "Nah thanks mate." "Okay, wanna do meth?"
Like. I thought that escalated quickly but turns out it's just Cairns.
Can confirm, that is very much like Cairns.
So....did you do meth with him or what?
Oh you've met elegant Pete?
what a romantic.
3m Flattys
Meshing if you will.
I misread it all:
Maths and fisting mostly, a bit of dogging
8 fingers + 2 thumbs + 1 dog = party2night
Sweeping. Pretty sure there's a Broome there
lots of dirt.
Sounds hard to handle
Very underrated comment 😂
Sweeping?
Broome
Thank you, I’m an idiot.
I'll join you in esteemed idiocy 🤦
And here 🙋♂️
That's (roughly) where all the really rich Western Australians make their money.
All 3 of them
and two and half of them are Gina Rienhart
Are you counting chins or mass?
golden
Burn baby burn
This is the funniest thread in a while, thinking about going there just to follow up.
When I lived there nearly forty years ago, it was mostly heavy drinking and fishing.
Forty years, forty days…same
Just down near Forty Mile
40mile?
Is that about halfway along 80 mile beach?
No it's about 5 blocks past 8 mile
I hear there's a great spaghetti place around there
Yeah man. It’s on my sweater already.
I was about to drop some bombs, but I kept on forgetting
It’s Forty Winks Forty Percent Off Sale, But Only For Forty Hours!
Forty years, forTY DAYS AND FORTY NIGHTS
100% Lived in Exmouth for a few years. If you don’t fish or drink you’re an outlier ahaha!
Now it's meth and fishing.
Gina Rineharts supervillain lair
Private art gallery
Bringing out her best features.
If that isn't a mural in Newtown within a week, I no longer understand the Inner West.
My teenage children were amazed to find out Gina has a couple of luxury apartments near where we live. They are onboard with getting about 50 colour photocopies of the portrait and putting them up in the vicinity.
Meth, fishing, shooting, domestic violence
(Edit, flies)
You forgot the flies
and alcoholism
And corrugated roads. Long, endless, spine-rearranging, suspension-dismantling, brain-damaging corrugated roads....
Yep, I shot my methhead wife and the bullet went through and then killed a fish.
We do it all here.
It's where Scott Morrison has gone to perfect his nonconsensual handshakes.
Sometimes I think about what the hell was going through his mind. "Hmm people think I haven't been helping enough. Better forcefully grab victims' hands and shake them"
I know EXACTLY what he was thinking! Pretty simple really... Scotty's brain went full marketing mode: "Hey, there are cameras around, this will look great in the newspapers tomorrow....."
Just a shame that brain was lacking a little in size!
He was thinking “fuck you tryna embarrass me, now shake my fucking hands I’m Scummo!”
He believes in some religious practice called 'laying hands'
Username checks out?
Lol, never thought about that. Awesome.
That's where Jonno lives
I wondered where that cunt went
He owes me $3.50
He went there because your the god damn loch Ness monster.
I was up in Broome...makin' a deal with the local meth dealer...when all of a sudden.. A GOD DAMN Loch Ness monster came at me with a deal for better meth. So I says to the loch Ness monster 'how much cunt?' and he said... 'about tree fiddy'.
God damn loch Ness monster!
Is that Jonno that borrowed me Burkes Barkyard Season 4 VHS?
All of the above, and occasionally Indonesian fishermen
Port export of iron ore. Camping. Fishing. Shooting. Cattle farms. 4x4. Beautiful sunsets. Hot weather. Humidity. More men than women ratio.
Whalesharks
And orcas! Sometimes.
Heat.
Marble Bar, the hottest inhabited part of the country, is within that circle.
We have a Races this 6th of July in Marble Bar :)
To see who can get sunburnt the fastest?
I live in Karratha
Downsides for me Summer is relentless, but I have an inside job so it’s easier. Remoteness, if we want to go anywhere we have to go via Perth and just to get to Perth is $600 return flights. Cost of living, everything is more expensive on top of the current cost of living issues “Pilbara Tax” Missing family, I only see my family once or twice a year.
Upsides for me Outside Summer is great, amazing national parks, camping, boating, fishing etc. Jobs, lots of high paying jobs. I don’t have a trade and uni degree and have a pretty good income And lots of companies offer housing or rent assistance. population, not to many people and no traffic. My stress levels have plummeted not being in traffic for hours a day.
It’s important to have a good friend group if you’re not from here, it can get quite lonely and it’s a long way away from anywhere.
Was in Broome for a week on holiday. Expensive town!
I would love to live in Dampier
Sweet fuck all
It’s not always dry, sometimes it’s dampier
Iron mining, oil/gas drilling and pipelines. Some good fishing. Otherwise SFA. Don't try to get anything on a Friday afternoon, the whole section of the state has already knocked off.
Lots of offshore oil platforms, LNG plants, a few tourist towns and national parks.
The sickest parties you're not invited to 😁
With all those comments about meth I wonder if that is a coincidence...
True to that. Best parties.
it's where they wash Gina Rhinehart (with a rag on a stick)
Pink water!
(It's pretty amazing, tbh)
Cyclones, mining, crocs eating backpackers
Flies. All the flies. All the time. A lot of beer drinking. Getting paid more than the work you do. Pristine camp spots. ‘Cunt’ is a standard greeting. Next level fishing. Insane rental prices. Winter is beautiful. Hi-Vis work clothes is standard get up. National Parks are amazing. Costs a fortune to visit home (wherever that may be). More mangoes than you can eat on every tree. Airport tarmac sometimes melts a bit so your flights get cancelled. Cyclones and cyclone parties. Water tastes like shit. Incredible sunsets.
Diggy diggy hole
BROTHERS OF THE MINE REJOICE
Hittin the mines, hittin the meth, hittin the wife 👌
A couple US military bases, two of which is almost impossible to find out what they do there.
Real Pine Gap level of secrecy
ETA: the ‘Harold E Holt Communications Array’ is one example, the only thing we really know is it assists with American naval communications. No. 1: how funny it is to name a supposedly ’naval communications’ facility after the PM who famously disappear swimming at sea…. No.2: the base is clearly capable of a lot more signal technology than just transmitting low frequency comms……it’s very suss
From your description, I would guess that at least part of that base would be for the US to communicate with their submarines in the Indian ocean with ELF radio.
Indeed, that is the stated reason and I don’t dispute the base is capable of that, I’m Not an expert but from what I know the base is far over-engineered to do only that.
ELF Radio 106.4 FM. Classic Hits of the 80s and 90s.
You don't talk about fight club.
Mick Taylors holiday shack
Rumour has it Malcolm Douglas is still around there in the worlds shortest shorts
Mines nothing but mines and meth
A Kelpie that was a mad cunt.
They almost put Israel there…https://amp.abc.net.au/article/9566214
That would have made a lot of sense. And I say that as someone who has absolutely no idea what he’s talking g about.
This is actually fascinating.
Anyway, back to the meth.
It’s where Gina Rineheart’s farts congregate.
Mining, hurricanes and melting roads mostly. Oh and jellyfish absolutely everywhere.
Cyclones over 'ere cobber.
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It’s where the emus retreated to after the war. They’re biding their time and reinforcing their battalions for the great counter attack! Glory to the emu empire!
In order to retreat, they would have had to lose.
Instead, They made a strategic exit, in order to get their plants to outlaw guns. Now nothing can stop them.
That's where we give our resources away to corporations for free
Landing area for economic migrant boats.
China
Pearl farming
and gold mining.
Sharks swimming eating fish. Few crocodiddlees.
Asbestos and mesothelioma
Area 69
The best coral reefs in Australia, swam with whale sharks there, it must look like the great barrier reef did 150 years ago before farming run off & mass tourism.
It's the fly over bit as you head up to Asia & Europe
Where most of the country’s GST comes from, and don’t you forget it!!!
China owns a lot of it
Bush doofs
Chinese airports and immigration centres.
Grey nomads, backpackers….. doing whatever it is they like.
This is Yea'nar'nia, it's widely believed to be where the Australian Drop-Bear evolved the mixed diet which makes them so different to the herbevoir Dutch Drop Bear. Also, whoever published this map mislabeled New Zealand as "Tas" short for Tasmania. This has been a recurring issue of the Mandela effect since "Priscilla, Queen of the desert" misnamed Coober Pedy's lake. Which goes to show that you can't believe everything you read online.
Nothing to see here. Meth, mining, off shore drilling, meth, black ops testing drones........ Oh, did I say meth? If not, meth, meth , methadone, MMMMEEEEEETTTTTTHHHHHH.....
Substance abuse
Wall to wall fuck all
Mining, shipping australian resources offshore, fishing, cyclones, drinking.
Wittenoom Asbestos Mine was here i believe
I work in that circle. It gets hot and the flies can’t get enough of you
Jump in the car and go check it out mate
Drugs, drinking and fuck all. It’s what happens in most of the country
Hard yakka and work
Majority of Australia’s GDP
Pearl farming
That’s where I work, and where 23% of the worlds lithium comes from and god knows how much of the worlds Iron.
The usual, indigenous crime, can't swim in ocean.
If you ask The Spud, out of control illegal boat arrivals.
The money that keeps this nation running. Comes from there. You're welcome
The entire country gets fucked raw by a bunch of foreign rich people.
Youngbloodz
Chicken Burgers according to my feed
That's Wolf Creek.
You don't wanna know.
Digging Holes 🙃
That's where most of the koala grease comes from.
🦐'd™️
HAARP
A red dog rides a bus and brings joy to the whole town
Look up Australia’s Haarp and the shape of the array. Interesting
A very perfect geometric pattern between giant antennas in about a 30 acre radius give or take that makes you wonder what is being conducted over there…
HAARP
Oil and gas
Lots of crime
That's where woodside is expanding their gas project and doing underwater seismic blasting. So destroying the oldest known petroglyphs and blowing whales ear drums
It was a proposed, by a Jewish group, as a site for a Jewish state after WW2. An opinion poll at the time showed a majority of Australians were in favour. But politicians of both major parties were against it. So Israel was created in the Middle East instead.
Home to all the FIFO miners who cheat on their wives, some illegal immigration, heat, meth, but more meth and probably a shitload of DV
There's good light in Broome.
Probably a lot of meth
Crocs
Gina’s Cash Machine goes brrrrrrrrrrrr
Hot.
Crocs. Crocs and sharks.
Nm, wbu?
Sweet FA
Nobody tell him
Sweeping reforms.
Heat.
Me! I go on here
Meth.
Australian biggest port by tonnage (Port Hedland) is in there somewhere. FA other than that I imagine.
People fall into the Backrooms.
Immigration landing zone.
Mining. Stuff.
Skimpies, fishing, beer, meth and digging
Iron ore mining, cattle stations, tourism, illegal boat arrivals, crocodiles
Dunno, but it's not famous for Broomes.
Heard they’re building some airbases up that way or expanding existing ones… something about enhancing the nations security 🤷♂️
Flies
SFA
Tourism
Tourist killings
Inside that red circle is a ten pin bowling alley that still belongs to the United States.
The same town also held the highest wind speed ever recorded in Australia. I met people with PTSD from just the sound of the wind during that cyclone.
The same place had zero Indiginous Australians in the town because something happened a long time ago. I never found out what it was.
But I know that a lot has happened in that circle. A lot of it probably wasn't good.
A surprising amount of high quality farming.
2 fifths of fuck all
Meth, fishing, mining and meth
What u should ask is what goes on in that dip called the gulf of carpenteria
Diving, Fishing, Alcohol Abuse and Child Abuse.
Thats where the aliens go
Meth and fishing mostly. A bit of digging.