What are some memorable insults you have heard?
Goddamn!
Feel free to use as needed
"you make me believe in reincarnation because no one can be that stupid in 1 lifetime."
Gonna use it in office!
best setting imo lol
I envy the people who have never met you
16 year old me trying to convince my dad to take my fiends and I to see American Pie: Dad: so what is it about? Me: a group of high school friends trying to lose their virginity. Dad: I can stay home and see that.
Dad wins!
This happened at school several years ago but it still randomly pops into my head sometimes.
Student: (leaving classroom) We have a weiner! Teacher: (deadpan) And there it goes.
You're the kind of person who'd answer the door if someone tells a knock knock joke
Haha, burn.. đ
"It's like you only have two brain cells, and they're not talking to each other."
You have 2 brain cells fighting for 3rd place
this one is at least clever. referring to the number of brain cells someone has just seems very unclever. it's about as witty as just saying "he has no brains"
And nanny nanny boo boo to you too!
Lol
my brother said âHe looks like a guy hanging out by the school with milk duds melting in his pocketâ âŚâŚ.. ooookay
Theyâre a bad piece of birthday cake
Ouchh! It got personal đ
When you call someone this they usually shit a pickle.
Woahh.. Got guilt coz I laughed too hard!
âIâll make you the tooth fairyâs biggest customerâ
I'll say this to the noisy children in my society
& I'll be selling her your teeth
"Slipknot season ticket holder"
My uncle called me a broom because I rested my feet on the back of his vespa. It's not a suitable ride with kids at the back.
"It must be a pleasure to not know you!"
The first 10 minutes of Full Metal Jacket.
private pile was even pretty physically fit by modern standards lmao
"You will not finish highschool!" and there I am now currently on my last year in college
Bravo Buddy!
If you ever had an intelligent thought, it died alone and afraid. Just heard that yesterday
Same. Heard that in a YT video lol
Shit show at the fuck factory
âLow brow popcorn munchin mfâ
Was watching a weird Insane Clown Posse wrestling DVD with my friend and there was a really fat wrestler who was old and out of shape. He had the fat rolls that went from his back around his rib cage to the front to his breasts. And one of the clowns said "He looks like he's smuggling pizza dough."
My friend and I could not stop laughing after we heard that.
You are creating a cloud in ur head of ur confidence
"I wish your mom had swallowed you."
People like you, are the reason condoms are used. Or you could be a model... for contraceptives.
"Bleach blonde bad built butch body"
I see you have hit rock bottom and started to dig.
Someone asked my friend, "Are you married? Do you have kids?" Friend said, "Yeah, 2 daughters" "HOLY SHIT!! SOMEONE ACTUALLY PRO-CREATED WITH YOU?!"
I wish, I could say it ... every time it breaks my heart whenever it comes in my mind
thanks for your amazing contribution
Is your name Trush because you're an irritating cunt!
What they've done is like rotating the square cube in Tetris.
What they've done is like rotating the square cube in Tetris.
That poor kid who got called, "Unseasoned chicken", was just hilarious.
it's hotter than five fat ladies eating cheetos
I work preschool and needed to take a shit. Instead of using the employee bathroom I used the kids bathroom or "potty room" as the youngsters call it. It turned out I had diarrhea which smelt like rotten eggs and it sprayed a bit hitting some of their sneakers because it is all open and they all saw me suffering on that toilet. Three of my coworkers heard the kids laughing and came in wondering what was going on. One of my coworkers called me turd. I got caught red handing and I forgot to flush leading to the kids touching my poop. I got fired but am I still in the wrong?
"You're five foot nothing, I'll bury you like a carrot."
If you were any denser space and time would collapse around you.
That man is so stupid, he could fall into a barrel of tits and come out sucking his thumb.
"He has the dress sense of a colorblind pimp"
You look like a girl I used to want to know
"You're so stupid you couldn't get water out of a boot with instructions on the heel." Read it but goddamn
You have the intellect of a senile earthworm
"you look like you're the kid who used to blast music in the cod lobby thinking he was a dj"
"She's the female embodiment of Herbert the pervert."
Context|:|-random older lady was following me and my bf for 3 blocks before comment was made
Give y'er balls a tug, titfucker!
One of my friends, lets call him A, had recently started watching Game of Thrones and as expected he took quite a liking to it. He quickly became a fan of Jon Snow.
Once we, a group of 5 college friends were sitting in college mess, having dinner when suddenly A breaks the silence.
âYou know me and Jon Snow are quite alike!!â
One of my other friends quietly sipping his soup mutters, âWhy? Are you both bastards?â.
And all people around him explode into laughter XD
school janitor when he saw me wrestle a friend on the ground:
big sigh and it's only Tuesday
Your mother must have been raped by a clown
You lack the warmth and depth to be called a cunt