One of the most traumatic moments of my life was the first time I went grocery shopping, after moving out of my parents house, and realizing how expensive cheese is.
Heck no! We eat government cheese where I live and it’s more than good enough!
Although, Larry slices his pieces way too thick, which kinda hurts the ‘It’s a free block of cheese from the government” angle.
Chocolate. I'd flood the market with my endless magic chocolate, sell it dirt cheap, and drive the other suppliers out of business. And then once I was the only game in town, I would jack up the prices, use the money to hire a team of engineers, have them build me a giant robot, and then use the giant robot to stomp on cities like Godzilla.
I mean I give high fives to anyone buying TP because everyone poops, but sometimes when I'm buying I'll make accidental eye contact with someone and I feel like I can hear their thoughts saying "wow, this guy is straight up about to violate a bathroom."
Trying to think of the most expensive thing my grocery store sells, which I could resell easily (excluding gift cars) - probably electric toothbrushes, which are about $50.
If it had to be a food, I would choose the big cans of Spaghetti-Os with meatballs. Seriously, good taste (but somehow ONLY in the big cans and ONLY the meatballs kind), low calorie density, carbs, veggies, and protein. Doesn't get much better than that. And my kids love it. Wife likes it too.
Gerber toddler meals. They are almost $4 a meal, they don't fill my two year old up, but his grandparents gave him a taste for the finer things in life.
Visa gift cards.