Props to you sir
I'll assume this is a joke being missed by everyone
You think it'll go over their heads?
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Did a good job for winging it
Chock that up as a win
Came in on the tail end of this thread
I think this thread is just taking off
As far as I can tell, the sky's the limit.
At least something is taking off. Something else certainly won't be for a while.
How are yall landing these jokes
I'm soarly worried it might
Not anymore..
These jokes are flying right over their heads.
Give it time, it's just a holding pattern.
So not many jokes making a proper landing you'd say?
was gonna say that was a very dry and witty addition
I'm guessing it is a "you break it you bought it", so yeah, props to him.
just plain flacks
Your rates are going to soar
All these jokes are terrible. None of them are landing.
I think this one is still in the air.
Most of these jokes have already been diverted to alternative locations.
Sometimes you just have to wing it.
Looks like that's all this guy had: one wing.
They don't give a flying fuck.
That’s the wrong altitude to take.
The Wright thing to do is call the pilots insurance
this deserves more upvotes
Roger Roger
Shirley you can’t be serious
I am serious — and don’t call me Shirley
😂😂
You mean a plane ol' fender blender?
That pun really took off to the sky’s
Perfect metaphor for the matter at hand
He’s gonna need more insurance.
Hehehehehe
Hahahah
Damnit.... Take my up vote. Your comment was better than mine.
This could be blamed on ground traffic control.
Damn it man... Take my upvote.
looks like he's in an airfield not on a street
Kiss my shiny metal ass
I used my leftover Pell grant funds to pay for my last accident. Are you pro-Pell, or..?
That plane came outta nowhere
You're completely and rudderly screwed
I think they caught their flight after all
What do u get when a plane crosses the road
Pilot didn't eject, airbag didn't deploy. This never happened!
I think we need to clear the air about this one…
If they don’t pay, ask for a reacessnament.
Call Mors mutual. These mf never pick up the phone but when they do they immediately replace your car with a brand new one
Can confirm. I have had good luck with them! Normally its even free.
A new car for free? What is this, 1920?
No joke! I dialed a wrong number and then I wake up the next morning and these guys had replaced my old 86 dodge neon with a brand new tesla cyber truck. I want my damn neon back!
Neon wasn’t made until 94
Well, then that explains a LOT!
The car didn’t explode, though. They’ll just hang up. 😔
No cool explosion? No free car.
(Nothing a little homemade pipe bomb can't handle)
Your fucked, £23.67 paragraph 6, section a-8 b-2. Vehicles must always yield to low flying aircraft. “ failure to yield can and will forth result in civil and criminal penalties” I’d leave the country, deny everything. Shit blame it on the election coming up
not if the aircraft pilot is found at fault though, i know that the hard way as well.
Story time!
theres a really small airport near where we lived, some pilot dude took off without anyone knowing while drunk and didnt even attempt to take off just ran thru the fence and into my ex’s car. it looked pretty close to what that scene does as well so im assuming something similar happened. planes weigh more than a sedan so im not surprised the plane looks unscathed.
The planes landing gear it down, which is super weird, but also if the plane hit the car it wouldn’t be sideways with damage to the cars front end. Car hit plane, but… why?
You can see one of the propeller blades through the car’s fender resting on the tire.
Looks to me like the pilot used every foot of the runway behind him, and failed to get proper lift by the end. There’s usually a thermal difference in the air over the hot tarmac versus over the cool grass. Once climbing and generating lift, this isn’t an issue — but if you’re barely above take off speed and a foot off the ground, it’s going to end badly.
Plane could’ve been overweight at takeoff, or pilot error (misjudging runway length / speed). Plane failed to lift, came straight back to the ground, and slid on its belly to the neighboring road / taxiway; finally striking the car.
Yeah, at the time of impact the plane was just zooming around on its belly kicking up dirt with the propellers.
okay well then i need to know how tf they ran into a plane
They were on their phone obviously
he was landing. experimental aircraft, stupid pilot. I have the video from my neighbors hangar if you’d like it
This appears to be a take off failure at the end of a runway based on the imagery, instead of an emergency landing on a highway. I'd say the pilot is at fault here.
Agreed
Your insurance agent: you hit a fucking what now???
just say you hit big bird.
Where were you driving where you hit Big Bird
Edit: insurance agent - were you driving down sesame Street ?
Can you tell me how to get, How to get to Sesame St?
I’m telling you, the Boeing hit me!
Stop being a whistleblower and maybe big bad Boeing won't be trying to end you
Reminds me of trying to explain things to an agent when thanks to poor engineering I hit the road itself….have done more than once. One was where instead of a slope at the end of a downhill area they just cut away the road for a 1’ drop, 2nd was when some clown put a concrete drainage “ditch” (like a reverse speed bump) going straight across a country road with zero warning signs. “How do you hit the road you’re driving on?”
You can't park there mate.
That plane had right of way, this is going on your comprehensive :(
This MANIAC! came flying out of nowhere!
Cut me off and brake checked me straight from the shoulder!
I swear, it just appeared out of thin air!
I was flying around and this car just hit me out of nowhere.
I’d love to know how this happened
And here I thought that was a hashtag AlaskaProblems thing.
Or a drunk Florida Man decided to teach himself how to fly.
Claims adjuster- you hit a fuckin what?
Reminds me of when the Germans attacked Pearl Harbor.
Nevermind he's on a roll.
This is a perfect metaphor for adulthood, look both ways before pulling into the roadway, get hit by a frigging plane.
“I got hit by a plane”
“On a public road?”
“No, 12 thousand feet in the fucking sky”
Well, if you have farmers' insurance, they claim they got a policy for that.
Supposedly they've already seen it.
I was falling out of the sky and I landed on a parked plane.
The airplane blew the red light
obviously the plane was flying too low...
No. The car was too high...
I was really hoping this was real lmao
Me too, brother. Me too...
Somebody was clearly on the wrong runway.
“I ordered wings”
Tell them that you failed to maintain visual separation from the aircraft. It’ll match the ntsb report
Just tell them the plane truth
I didn't see that the firefighter was sweeping sand around for the fuel, so it just looked like a very inappropriately sized clean up operation lol.
Sir! What do we do with the plane??
Get the broom!
Not supposed to drive your car in the plane lane.
Where you flying or driving? ✈️🚗
If you have Farmers Insurance, they have seen a few things or two.
Your definitely getting sued for wrecking his plane.
Tell them a bird struck your car, just neglect to say that the bird was made of metal.
You survived a plane crash and a car crash on the same day. Fuck insurance, you need to get to a place that sells lottery tickets.
Some asshole flew out in front of me. . .
It’s plane to see
Well this one time at band camp…..
That car came out of nowhere...
Whatever it is needs to start with "What had happened was".
Well just a plane and simple air to surface collision
The car put a real drag on that planes ability to fly.
I mean if you hit him you’re at fault and that’ll be a new state farm story
A fireman swept a plane into ur car just as the pic shows
I feel bad for that guy. Lord knows your insurance company ain’t paying him out enough to cover that plane.
There was a car driving on my runway when I was trying to land!
Wait, are you the pilot or the driver?
Hope you have StateFarm then maybe you can get a check being in a new commercial....StateFarm covered that!
A picture is worth 1000 words.
Tell them that you were cleared for takeoff, and this stupid taxiing fucker who was told to hold short didn’t.
Man that guy must have been flyin
It turns out my Taurus was not cleared for takeoff.
Everyone here is getting a bit flighty...
This is what happens if you don't put up your tray and return your seat to the upright position before landing.
They need to pull Harrison Ford's license pronto!
Me: Hey so ummmm ya! Am I good?
I can hear the "Liberty Bibbity" guy from here.
“Hey, long time. I’ve got this funny story to tell you”…
Funny story…. Most things falling from the sky are not covered.
no worries, that will buff out.
Damn Google directions.
A picture is worth 1000 words
He was flying.
Mushroom micro-dosing miscalculation ¿?
It's gotta be a Boeing.....
Cant be, doors are still on
My car got 9/11'd
Oh damn. As a New Yorker this was still kinda funny.
YOU HIT H’WAT!
Just don't say act of god
Oh the plane jumped the runway and hit the car that was driving down an adjacent road.
The plane hit YOU. That's what you say lol
Some days I feel like that firefighter with the broom.
Just be honest, tell him the truth the plane didn’t signal
Besides, you’re on the right side, so clearly they should’ve yielded to you
Better call Jake
Hit a bird
Well if you have Farmers you don't have to tell them anything because, They know a thing or two because they've seen thing or two. . .
He came out of nowhere!
tell them that a GIANT BIRD hit your car and look what it did !
Who cut off who?
Don't matter they prolly gone say we dont cover that and refuse to pay
I would be calling Alfred. Cause Batman be pissed….
"they've seen a thing or two"
You should have been driving defensively.
Agent: Surely you must be joking
“Hello I need to file a claim, someone 9/11’d my car”
Hit a bird.
That looks like a nice diamond plane. Those are luxury amateur planes. Looking like a DA-40 or something. About the price of a multi story house in a low cost of living area.
Dudes car got a little dinged up.
Ask if the saw the movie The World according to Garp
You don't say anything, just send pictures.
Better have Airspace insurance.
I was just flying along minding my own business, when this car came out of NOWHERE and just t-boned my plane!
Something plane stupid happened.
A sorta mid-air collision? Refer the Insurance company to the FAA and NTSB. You will see the money in 2026.
You're plane hit a car while you were trying to get high.
It’ll buff out
That car came out of nowhere. Didn't expect a car to blindside you up in the sky
You can’t park there
I plane didn't see it coming
That car fell right out of the sky.
I can’t fault you mate, planes aren’t meant to be on the road
If it was only a 1970 dodge charger like Dominic Torretos so many more jokes could have stated
English or spanish
Plane truth
Wasn’t my fault
Please, for goodness sake, keep me in the loop on this outcome. I'm telling this story at my next get-together.
lol.. how, this must be from a movie they are producing right now!
No shit there I was
It’s prly covered under the “oh fuck, what happened?!?” Section
You're at fault for attempting to use air brakes
Looks like it was discovered last night in Van Nuys lodged against an abutment.
Solid question as usually insurance company’s ask if your car will be at fuel refinerys, nuclear power stations, air side at airports …. We all say no In this instance going to be tricky to deny it
Congrats on the really cool story you get to tell from now on. Sucks about everything else
gieco has seen a thing or two! But seriously, it's an act of dog.
I was just driving and this dude flew outta nowhere and hit me.
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Plane ol' fender bender