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That's a good way to get a monkey to rip your face off. Don't fuck with monkeys!
Good advice SkunkMonkey
I sure as hell know I'd rip this asshole's face off.
I read that as you’d rip his asshole out.
Hey, it's a monkey, if they can grab it, they can rip it!
Came here to say this video is probably 15 seconds from r/winstupidprizes material
They can literally go ape shit on your ass
Are you trying to get bitten by a monkey?
So begins the great monkey pox outbreak of 2022.
Ugh please don’t start another pandemic
The Simian Flu.
Didn’t someone in Maryland have it just recently…?
Are those pills? Are you trying to ruffie the monkeys again?
That monkeys expression is gold
Same face mountain monkeys make right before they bare their fangs and charge you for coming too close to their highly coveted trash pile. That’s a well behaved monkey.
HOW DARE YOU?!
That expression has so many meanings and implications. It’s awesome and scary.
I believe that’s monkey for “you fucked around. Want to find out?”
Monkeys (and apes) do communicate. A lot. We just don't know how to listen.
first thought? what an asshole thing to do with a monkey.
Monkeys are like people except they don’t have any laws restricting them from ripping your face off
Yeah but when a monkey does that we absolutely murder it. So what difference does your edgy comment make at that point? Monkeys, lions, hippos, Zebras. When humans find out we track em down (or anyone of em remotely associated) and we bury them. There is some consolation in that they aren't immune so long as other humans find out. After all, humans are the Apex Predators of the planet (as far as we know). And I for one refuse to be a monkey's victim, punch it hard in its face and see how far it's willing to go after that. Or poke it's eyes out if control of the situation deteriorates (i.e. it's fucking you up).
Why you wanna punch a monkey bro?
Lol I don't but if one tried to attack me I would have to. I just want to remind everyone that A. I'm a badass and 2. We should all strive to be as badass as me and punch a monkey to assert dominance 😏
Yes okay, I will go find a monke
Yeah but none of that really matters to the dude who just had his face ripped off for fucking with a monkey. Which is the point of the above comment.
Well, I say, if you're gonna fuck with a monkey be ready to knock it the fuck out. Our ancient ancestors would never have tolerated such an assault from such a small creature. We are more advanced, stronger, bigger than they and there should be no excuse to fall victim. Grrrr
No excuse to fall victim? I mean, the best way is to not fuck around and find out with a wild animal for entertainment.
It's not necessary to be so careless here. Even if you totally OWN another primate after it ripped off your face, you still lose. You do see that, right?
I do. But I think humans underestimate themselves in some circumstances and a monkey attack is one of them.
You're not stronger than a monkey. You probably think you are, but you're really not.
I am stronger and smarter than most monkeys, yes, that is a fact.
Your muscle to fat ratio says otherwise. Not even a bodybuilder could take on a mandrill without serious problems. I know none would.
You see, the validity of your statement depends on your understanding of primate morphology. If you're aware that monkeys and apes are a different thing altogether, yes, you might be superior in a 1on1 to most monkeys. But this is only due to your size (assuming you're not a dwarf).
But if you believe apes to be monkeys aswell, then you'd get pounded into dust. After all, a chimp can easily tear off your arm by accident alone.
How have you come to assume my muscle to fat ratio? And it seems you did some studying before you were able to comment. Tell me what background you're coming from has led you to believe you have some authority on the topic? Anyone can make some shit up, spin it a million ways. Are you qualified or are you gonna say I should Google it?
Healthy Humans have a lower muscle to fat ratio than Healthy Monkeys and/or Apes. And cats. And dogs. And pretty much the vast majority of animals out there. Dont get pissed because you didnt know it.
Chimps are apes, mandrills are monkeys. The difference between primate subspecies are substanstial, and no, you stand no chance against an ape. Or an Mandrill for that matter.
Yes i am qualified. I worked as an animal caretaker in 2 different zoos for 11 years, spending 3 of those in australia in an Wildlife Refuge. My specialization lies with reptiles, but i spend my fair share with both monkeys and apes.
I've been handling 'exotic' animals since i was eleven years old.
Now, where is your qualification?
And what does that mean, "did some research before being able to comment?" Are you that insecure?
You are fckn prick, with the level of condescension in everything that you write it's repulsive. "Don't get pissed", I wasn't pissed I just wanted to know your background. POS.
You severely overestimate how well you’d fare against wild animals. But that’s beside the point. It doesn’t matter if humans will kill the animal if they attack us because they don’t know about consequences. They could have a gun on their heads, if you antagonize them they’ll try to rip your face off. They’re just animals being animals. It’s on the humans not to fuck with animals at that point.
The Hit-Monkey will come for you!
There it is! I’m only on episode 4 but I’m in love
I wasn't sure at first because the animation style wasn't great but it keeps getting better and better so enjoy.
It just goes to show that some expressions are purely natural
What an utter dickhead.
Hope there is an extended clip where the monkey beats the stupid out of him.
Thats how you get an arm ripped off
Leave that job to chimps or larger. ;)
This monkey looks so much like the old dude in Squid Game
😲
That's like asking if someone has a case of the Mondays. You'll get your ass kicked for something like that.
Are those fucking Tylenol extra strength? Lol
Thai monkey's going to go apeshit if he doesn't get his PILLS!
Pretty Damned stupid thing to do. Could get a finger or nose bitten off.
It’s like when the Karen doesn’t get her triple spice pumpkin caffeinated latte with extra whip cream with a side of chocolate and childrens tears topped with strawberry juice at starbucks
He’s doing YouTube thumbnails
Is that Hit Monke?
Haaaark!!!
Well...that's one way to get your face scratched off...
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