I’d like to speak to your manager, please. [shitpost]

IF NOT FRIEND WHY FRIEND SHAPE. EXPLAIN SUPERINTENDENT EXPLAIN.

Your perception changes when one of those cute bears follows you on a long hike miles away from civilization. I still think they are beautiful though. When the adrenaline wears off, you still have a bear following you. It’s a whole new appreciation for life. Noise doesn’t scare all of them off.

It’s really false advertising; a bait and switch, if you will. (Get it? Because bears fish? I’ll see myself out.)

CAN I PET THAT DAWG

Sir they were asking for it, just look how they’re dressed.

i pet bears