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Pass that

I start reaching out with my fingers like this 🤏

Start singing “Pass the Dutchie pon the left hand side”

"Damn, can I smoke with you?"

Tell them it’s not a microphone (if they are busy talking) or they’re parking on the lawn

"Puff, puff, pass, homie."

“Pass that shit bro”

in my family we say either "turkey jiblets" (inside joke) or "name is martha'ing the joint" (our neighbor is named Martha, shes infamous for coming over drunk, bringing us a joint, lighting it, then holding it for half an hour talking)

Wake up, Bogart

Don’t park on the grass

I start singing, “Don’t bogart that joint my friend, pass it over to me”

“Is your birthday today or why you holding it so long”

Yo pass that shit

I make a big show of staring directly at the blunt. Bug my eyes out, tilt my head, lean in closer, and move my whole head whenever the blunt moves to keep my eyes trained on it. Usually gets a laugh and they get the hint.

Pretend your a wizard trying to levitate the blunt to you. After a while he should realize your doing hand gestures at him and he’ll pass it back 🤙🏻

stop bogarting the joint and pass it man!

“yo chief keef you gonna pass that?”

Are you getting paid to babysit or doing it to be a dick

“give me that”

I ask them if there getting paid for babysitting

“You gonna pass that [insert your favorite president’s name]??”

I don't I just roll another and start a rotation in the opposite way

I just stare at the blunt til they get the hint

This weed got u paralyzed, pass that shit

Say "switch!" As u do a lil shimmy shimmy.

"Uhm, who paid for that again? Homie I ain’t your local weed charity"

became an inside joke with my friends

Hurry up Cocksuka

I didn’t hire a babysitter

Throw a yellow flag

just stick my hand out

[GIF] 

Are people still sharing blunts?

Stop chief'n that blunt

"You just gonna bogart that shit or what?"

Classic zinger.

“You gon’ hit that bih?”

Hey it's not a microphone

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Puff puff pass.

Didn’t know we camping.

Bluntly.

Sorry, I forgot to hit it.

Fuck you, Graham, no you did not. This is your third hit.

"You're holding the blunt too long. Give it back."

i hold out my hand

Ask them if they're recording an album in that mic

“Come in it’s a blunt not a talking stick”

“It aint a mic”

I wish I knew the English word for this motion, you flick your hand up then down hard so ur index and thumb makes a snap sound.. you may say ,'Skef' but the gesture alone means let me take a hit

Mach mal kein Bahnhof

Quit babysitting

Slap* „yoink“

nudge "puff puff pass, come on."

“Stop bogarting it you selfish fuck”

Pässid ka vä (in english "are you gonna pass it")

We point at each other and say, “hey man, your idling”

Its not a candle bro

Are you pitching a tent? Implying that they are camping

You baby sitting that joint?

"yo pass that shit bitch"

“Pass it”

"hai ba ca adoarme bănelul"

Puff puff pass not puff puff puff puff puff

“Hey, Humphrey, pass the blunt.” Humphrey, as in Humphrey Bogart.

Roll another

"Aye homie pass the blunt" with a dumbass smile that shows how happy you are to be getting fucking ripped

Ask them who invited Humphrey Bogart

Bro we is not babysitting we smoking so start back the rotation so we can all be on a different plain

I dont say anything. It’s me who accidentally starts to tell a random thing high af and forgets to pass

A simple "pass that shit" usually gets the job done lol