Thanks, Old Man. That is really very nice. I can always count on you for help and friendly advice. Though I've never seen a sword of quite that shape or size. Oh god, that's not a sword, it's your dick in disguise
Once, on newgrounds, a VERY long time ago as the Internet measures such things, I ran into a version of this which had been re-translated, (so the author said), by showing that video and the original version in the original language that the game was written in to their uncle who had been raised bi-lingual in English and (I forget what the games original language was), and it actually was pretty good and dramatic.
The only difference I specifically remember now was that the last line isn't "For Great Justice!", but "Our fallen soldiers will be AVENGED!"
“He's not just a regular moron. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. And you just put him in charge of the entire facility.”
Ahh shit here we go Again