Tropical Tahiti my ass. This is like the Mayflower’s sister, they call this the “De-flower”. It’s the Cadillac of fallopian inner tubes.
It’s one r/brandnewsentence after another
There’s a lot to process, for sure
writes down fallopian inner tubes
K. Go on...
This is why I love Reddit. You can't just go to a neighborhood bar and meet someone who can entertain you like this.
Repeal Roe v Wade, win stupid prizes.
The whole reproductive system raft
I get it now! You take the newborn to the pool and toss ‘em in! I hear they will begin to swim, with this raft, they have a target, moms womb! Swim newborns swim!
I (female) see it. I showed it to my husband... he sees Sid the sloth.
Now that you've said it, I see Sid. My first reaction was indeed yours, though.
Damn, and he IS familiar with the territory?
Perfect gift for the little swimmers in your life
No need to OvaryAct
Looks like a cervix lol
Almost like that’s the point!
Lego goatse
Wrong hole
Damn that's a whole ass cervix
I thought I knew women’s anatomy pretty well but I’m not familiar with the ass cervix.
Ribbed for your comfort!
You might take a glance at those science books again.
Ribbed for his pleasure?
I want to call her but she won’t answer me…
…Because she doesn’t even exist
Costco, right? I saw that thing today i'm fairly certain.
It's Sam's Club. Notice the font on the price tag.
Ah, i'm Canadian, we don't have Sam's Club here. Thanks for the clarification!
No problem. I thought it was Costco at first but something didn't feel right so I spent entirely too much time looking at price tag fonts to confirm.
This reminds me of that Nirvana album, what was it called it? 🤔
In Utero
Interesting for sure.
Now available at your local Costco
What was that supposed to be other than a baby-making machine?
what actually is it?
that’s a fucking float
Not one woman was consulted on the design of this product🙄
I guess I'm the only one who sees a snake huh...
3 day till I got it but I did
Ribbed for his pleasure. Goddamn lol
Tropical Tahiti my ass. This is like the Mayflower’s sister, they call this the “De-flower”. It’s the Cadillac of fallopian inner tubes.