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in theyknewby CriticalMochaccino

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He has risen! 😄

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Risen indeed

PandasGetAngryToo

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Go on little child, turn it on

K0rn_0n_The_K0b

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so cursed

Emotional-Call-5628

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This little light of mine....

Zealousideal-Wave-69

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I’m gonna let it shine

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There’s a joke about priests here somewhere

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But only a minor one.

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you are savage

ProjectConfident8584

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He touched me

LikesToEatChicken

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and it is said: Jesus ROSE on the third day...His penis rose an hour early before he did. Common problem among men🍆

Hot_Psychology727

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It’s only a problem if you don’t have a person to help with that morning 🪵

Anxious_Feedback2338

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Bible doesn’t say about real reason they crucified him

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yo easy there wtf this is dark memes

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This is my pecker, those are my balls, give it a flick and light up the walls.

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Haha 😆

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I think this is the first picture I saw after the internet was invented. It took 90 seconds to load.

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Jesus is the light

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Must be catholic.

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“They knew”

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how to catch pedos on reddit

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We had this in a room when I was a kid.

PrettyPandaPhoto

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Jesus loves the little children...

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Touch it, and there will be light !

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All gloryhole be unto Him.

Remote_Presence2378

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Oh yes they did

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I know some things

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U/FBI

U/Chris_Hansen

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r/foundthemobileuser

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r/foundthehondacivic

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Here's a sneak peek of /r/foundthemobileuser using the top posts of the year!

#1: I found a buck load | 64 comments
#2: Okay, let’s not deface nature | 25 comments
#3: The Spy | 93 comments

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Dull_Investigator985

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Listen you little dum fks, I said "God said that Let there be Light". "Wait a minute, did he ?". "Oh yes I think he did". "No wait" . "Yes he most probably did". "well Im not too sure". "Ahhh, thank you my children."

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"Suffer the little children to come unto me."

The palm leaves weren't supposed to be for him walk on.

Jesus was hung on the cross for your sins, but he was risen out of love for the little children?

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Mundane-Difficulty29

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I have that cover in my bedroom now

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And Jesus said "cum unto me"

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Jesus loves the little children

All the children of the world

Red and yellow, black and white

They are precious in His sight

Jesus loves the little children of the world

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Jesus is rizzin'

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You’ve been to my grandmas house?

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It's literally the joke

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They not like us, they not like us, they not like us

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Ancient image

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I left this sub last week because every single post for weeks had been obvious stuff that wasn’t right for the sub. But here you are nailing it! Bravo. Still not coming back tho.

heavymetalhikikomori

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$50 for a vintage set on ebay

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And the good lord said “let there be light!” And lo, the children did caress his mighty switch…

_FreddieLovesDelilah

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Jesus Christ dude don’t get your dick out in front of the kids.

TwitchTVBeaglejack

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No thanks, Drake

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Insert joke about the Catholic Church here

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Tell me children, have you seen the light?

Only children of the lord can turn on the light of the lord. And tell all your child friends they can do the same.

Ughhh. So creepy

Whyletmetellyou

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Damn have I got a fairy tale for you!’

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I can smell and visualize the room or house this is in.

Consistent_Top9631

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I don’t wanna touch it …

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He will now bless these children.. 😬

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EagleGo77777777777

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Nothing funny about that!

CapableSprinkles3298

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It’s your friend compass.

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You can look but don’t touch.

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It's time for his Second Coming!

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nomorenotifications

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That's why they call it a glory hole.

BarnacleAcceptable78

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I'm glad I kept scrolling on this sub

SimpleJackEyesRain

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Holy F@#$k!! Jesus was hung up on that cross, wasn’t he?

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It gets turned on quicker if you use your mouths.

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