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Udalrykβs baby
YOU ARE A MONSTER
Your honour I swear itβs not as it seems
Your Honor, my client claims oopsie Daisy
- Put the baby in the oven
- Fry the baby
What creature you killed first in the game?
Roach
You monster
You got meβ¦.
Why Roach?
Got stuck on the roof for the 30th time
The only thing that you liked in the story?
Ciri dies
oopsieβ¦
Noooooooooooooooooooooo
based
I spat out my coffee after reading this. LMAO!
Which character gives you an uncontrollable boner?
The ladies of the wood, also known as the crones
In their human form... Yes
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Uma
Who do you wish you could romance
Roach
Honestly I think a lot of people relate to this one
I, for one, do
Best option, for several reasons
Just to be clear here - are we actually talking about Roach or Roche?
Yes
Kill and then fuck, you pyschopath!!!
We all know they never actually edited their comment
Which character should Geralt romance?
Ciri
hold up
Pfft, tell that to the rule34 artists
Sweet home Alabama
Nobody tell him who she was arranged to marry.
Who? Todd? Todd's great!
I agree wholeheartedly
Who is the most fuckable character?
Johnny
Poor johnny, canβt say βNoβ without his voice.
My Cyberpunk obsessed ass immediately thought of Johnny Silverhand
Who do you think Ciri should have ended up with
Eredin
Dude, we're supposed to protect her!
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What reaction would have been the best for Geralt when finding passed out Ciri ?
Gouge her eyes out
Hahahahahaha
Haha that one was good
Which lives do you think matter the least?
Black
Oh boy
I got played
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LOL
Loooool made my day
Who's cock would you suck in Witcher universe?
Olgierd
Understandable
I understand
Honestly this is accurate without the edit
Damn
Who would you invite into a gay orgy?
Vesemir
There's no "Edited" text π€
Canβt judge
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What is your proposed solution to Redania's genocide of mages and nonhumans?
Gwent
Which character's ass would you like to eat everyday?
Tomira
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Wonβt say no
This one ain't bad unless he hasn't gotten around to editing it yet
She is bad
Which character would you let your daughter date?
Either Dijkstra or Menge
Whoreson Junior
What is the only thing in this game that makes you so horny you need to jerk off everytime you see it?
what would your solution be to feed all the starving war orphans?
What character would you like to date in real life if possible?
Udalrykβs baby
what suit would you wear to gay furry sex meeting?
Feline gear
Hey at least he didn't ask what you would wear to a furry convention
Woulda been a good edit tho
What item from the game would you like to shove up your ass the most?
Dimeritium bomb
I mean if you're into that stuff.
No u
Which religion is right?
According to the witcher
Atheism
What did the above comment originally say?
Itβs still the original
Hm didn't know that atheism was the correct believe in canon in the witcher world.
Well Geralt doesnβt believe in any deities, nor does he believe in the eternal fire and he tends to be described as an atheist
Ah you answered literally as in the correct religion according to the witcher (geralt) is atheism, correct?
I thought you meant that the witcher franchise itself has atheism as the correct belief in its canon.
Nono I believe there is no such thing as
As what?
As the Witcher universe stating a correct religious canon
If you could choose any character to be your trophy wife in Toussaint who would it be?
Birna Bran
Ainβt gonna lie though she gets shit done, she ainβt afraid to get her hands dirty
What is your favourite BDSM outfit?
Maxed forgotten wolven armor
Who is geralts daughter
Geraltβs adoptive daughter is ciri
Who do you call Daddy in your dreams?
Sergeant Ardal
Which characterβs mother you wish you could fuck?
Roche
There's a theory that Roche's mother was a prostitute, so that's a great choice.
Which mutation is the best?
Freezing cold
Running this in my current playthrough, it feels a bit broken but is so fun to use.
Exactly
1500+ hrs βno I donβt recommend this gameβ
How many of those hours did you spend in the brothels?
1500
Eugh.
Who should Geralt be with romantically?
Gaunter OβDimm
Who do you want to fuck?
Thaler
I see this one hasn't been edited yet
I can confirm
What filthy race should the Eternal Fire cleanse?
Elves
Tbh they have a very successful kingdom/society on a different planet so it seems greedy of them to take up space on two when theres so many other species trying to make their home there as well without choice, and the elves almost destroyed it while they were at it, so youβre not really wrong.
When the Redanian soldier tells Geralt in passing, "You'll choke to death on 3 pounds of steel." Is he confusing Geralt for a sword swallower or is it a threat because he's unnatural?
"Is the second sword in case the first one breaks? Smart."
Who is the worst and most horrible human being in the Witcher univers?
Vilgefortz
What character would you most like to stick his pointy 15-foot, high quality, Redanian made PFI pike up your arse?
Vivaldi
What are kikimores
Insectoids
Why don't you have 2000h?
Cause I am a noob
Who do you think will be very very tasty given that you are a cannibal?
Barnabis Basil
Who do you think deserved to die?
The children from the bog
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What do we call the bloody baron's unborn child?
Botchling
What do you wish Geralt would say to Ciri?
βfart ; HUAHAUHAUHAUHAβ
Would you put a baby in the oven?
Yes
Who do you most want to peg you in the middle of novigrad
Dandelion
Who all would you like to call to give you backshots?
Cleaver, the king of beggars, whoreson junior and Dijkstra
If i turn into a cute little nekker would you still love me?
No
If you could get pegged without lube by one character from the game, who would it be?
Uma
Who is your least favourite love interest? (+ short explanation why)
Opinions on Water Hags?
Baddies
I kinda agree though
Where can you find the most kinky people?
Kaer Morhen
What is the best sign to use if you want to suck wind?
Aard
Which character would you kill in the most painful way possible and then revive just to do it again at least a hundred times
What's the first vampire you fight in BaW
How do you play Gwent?
What's the one thing you never change on any playthrough?
I never change haircut
Would you like to get spanked by a witcher character and if yes, who should do it?
What do u love most about Whispess?
Who is the hottest female character in the game?
Marlene
Do you think universals exist as real and distinct entities, or only as mental constructs?
Uma
There are monsters around you who want to rape you. What kind of monsters are these?
What do you want for dinner tonight?