What are some lyrics you confidently sang so wrong?

‘I’m ballin’ so I’m taking my time on my life’ is what I would sing from Ride by Twenty One Pilots

"I need a one dance, thought I had a seed in my ass"

Don't ask me why, I have no idea

I misheard "I need an easy friend" in About a Girl by Nirvana as "I need a lizard friend." It was Kurt, so I never questioned it.

"Hold me closer, Tony Danza."

"Wrapped up like a douche in the middle of the night."

"I wanna know. Have you ever seen Lorraine?"

I used to think that "shake it like a polaroid picture" was "shake it like a pony wants a picture."

P-p-p poker face p-p-p poker face…. 😬

“It’s gonna take some time to realize”

For the longest time (even though I could have just looked at the CD booklet), I swore Alanis was singing “and the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me”, in her song “You Oughta Know”. Idk, it seemed to fit… like her ex gave her this fucked up looking stuffed bear

“Don’t go, Jason Waterfalls!”

"We paid paradise, and put up a fuckin lie"

It was this year that I discovered that it is not

“I walk alone, to get the feeling right”

The Joker - Steve Miller Band

Some people call me the space cowboy
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me Maurice
'Cause I speak of the idontknowwtfthatwordis of love

“Heartbeat racing like a chungus, I just need you to want me”

"Shot through the heart! And you're too late!"

I was definitely a "Starbucks lovers" lmao

everyone's crazy bout a shy best man

At least half of "It's The End of The World As We Know It" as I found out at one ill-fated karaoke night.

Not my personal one, but I’ve heard a lot people think “and I saw your mom” from stick season was “and a soccer mom.”

When I was in 5th grade I thought the thong song was “the dong song”…. “That dong da-dong dong dong” lol

Not my own, but ones I heard my friends sing with confidence:

"Hey, I heard your ministers were black!" - Hot for Teacher, Van Halen

"Our mum, she's a house frau." - Our House, Madness

"That's where I feel so beautiful, Magical, Flexible." - Vogue, Madonna

"Been through some bad shit, I should be a sad bitch Who would have thought it'd turn me to a sandwich?"

In 7 Rings by Ariana Grande

Oliver’s Army by Elvis Costello sung as Oliver Zombie.

1.I used to think the Pantera walk chorus was Breathe! Spit! Walk! What did you say? 2. Neil Young down by the River when he says " dead dead ooooohhh oooooh shot her dead" I thought he was saying "gin gin oooooooooh ooohh shot of gin"

"I LIKE JUICE!!!"- Meshuggah- Rational Gaze

"Ice cream and welcome" - Born of Tar and Fire by the Exiled Martyr

“There be superstition, writing on the wall”

“All of my fingers are gross, I need, I need something soon, I need something soon”

”All these windows are close, I need, I need something soon, I need something soon”

the song is Something Soon by Car Seat Headrest

My friend and I used to think brown eyed girl was bright eyed girl.

I took her out/it was a Friday night/I walk alone/ to get the feeling right

“When I grow up, I wanna be famous I wanna be a star I wanna have boobies”

Psycho - Puddle of Mud

“Maybe I’m the one… maybe I’m the one.. who is. A schizophrenic psycho.”

When I was growing up I thought it was: “Babies on the wall.. babies on the wall…”

“We found love in a homeless place”

DESPACITO OMAMALEBALITO YOUGAMIRAYBARITO DESPACITO SHE IS SO DESPACITOOOOOO

"Excuse me while I kiss this guy" - Purple Haze

I guess the rains down in Africa. Cause where else would it be, right?

In payphone by maroon 5

‘All of our bridges burned down’ I confidently sang in front of like 10 friends ‘All of our bitches were down’

💀

"Shout meow to the sky"

supposed to be "Shot Me Out Of The Sky"

One Thing by One Direction

Edited because i put the wrong title

Old song now but,

“Step aside, motherfucker”

Lyrics are “Riverside, motherfucker”

i just hit default don't ask for more i'm wasting my time

My bf 100% thought the lyrics to “Rollin’” by Limp Bizkit were “rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ MONKEY” until we met. I was so confused the first time I heard him say it, but we looked it up and it’s “commonly misheard” as such lol. Now that’s the only right way to sing it imho

'I put the swinggg in swingle' - Lizzo I prefer it to the original lyrics

“I put that hoe on a leash, and told her come over” - Destroy Lonely on MDMA

IT WAS NOT THAT

My version- Uber ride to my house, I’ll call a taxi Official version- no Uber ride to my house,I called a taxi

Song - No idea by Don Toliver

“This must be what heaven’s like” in Saturn by SZA and “what’s wrong with the inconfident” in Confident by Demi Levato.

"itsuka egaita mirai ga poketto"

instead of "boku no pocketto ni aru kara" i used to sing "pocketto pocketto ni aru kara"
song- 1 2 3 by After the Rain

another one (i still get this on wrong) is "i love you minaita" instead of "airabyuu ni naita"
song- Ice Cream Complex by After the Rain

Oh, the Rolling Stones song. Sounds like they say suck a duck. Maybe in Beast of Burden, I can't recall the song right now.

🎵I'm a Barbie girl, in A Barbie world🎵

I always though Harley and Rose just lasted for a while

If someone says “strawberry lemon correct/cake it” I’m gonna be so mad

Boulevard of Broken Dreams real lyrics are: “I wish someone out there would find me”. I grew up thinking it said “I wish a haunted bear would find me”

"Blinded by the light, revved up like a douche in the middle of the night."

"She's fine too. But I want you." (You by Lloyd ft Lil Wayne)

"see you in a darkroom", by Grimes

Gina must've died of old age ("Gina works the diner all day", Living on a Prayer).

killing me softly with his saw

“818 Detroit avenue!!” (A1A Beachfront Avenue from ice ice baby).

“Forming universes with our balls” - Wintersun, Starchild

I'm the son of stupid love. No seriously I swear I sang that out with Jesus Of Suburbia once.

“Can I get a kiss? And can you make it last forever? I’m about to go to war” …… I kept singing I’m about to go to “work”…… always wondered that this job was and why they were going to be gone so long

‘Cause though the truth may vary, this shit will carry out bodies safe to shore.” For the longest time I didn’t know it was ship

“And you’re handcuffed to it, Jesus Christ” - Serotonin by Simple Kid

Jeremih’s song “Don’t Tell Em” - it is meant to go:

Rhythm is a dancer, I need a companion

But I used to sing:

In the midst of desert, I need a companion

No idea why. Auditory processing issues for the win!

"I shot the paper boy, but things didn't really change
so they put me in restraints, and I couldn't wave goodbye
But I Tried"
Bowie "Modern Love"

Every Fall Out Boy song on the From Under the Cork Tree album

Theme from S’express. Thought it was ‘Dr Huxtable’ for ages (probably cause I loved the the Cosby show) when in fact it was ‘I’ve got the hots for you’

Ooh ooh ooh I'm a rebel with a kickstand

My husband thought "take him to some shady bower" was "shady bar" in Led Zep Gallows Pole

My daughter thought Across the Universe was "nothing's going to change my worm" and Trampled Rose by Allison Krause was "lonely trampoline"

I always sang the "I am the push that makes you move" from Slipknot's Surfacing as nonsense mumbling like "I am the push that moo-shi-moo"

"Silence like a casserole".
In sound of silence.

Any interpol song. (wtf are they saying?????)

"Cause it's all in the hands of a pizza, pizza man" - Any Other World by MIKA.

It's 'bitter, bitter man'

I'm alright by Kenny Loggins. I sang it "Ham on rye!".

“You lied to me what’s your name?”

It’s,

“Enlighten me, what’s your name?”

• Epic: The Musical

"were growing down down in and earlier round, and sugar were going down singing. I'll be your number one with a bullet, a loaded gun cop lets cock it and pull it." is how i used to sing Sugar, We're Going Down by fallout boy

Bee Gees - Bald Headed Woman instead of More than a Woman

“Trust, he’s not my wiiiife

Everything zen, everything zen,

I don’t think so”

“my name ain’t dick but i keep it clean” but it’s “my name ain’t bic but i keep that flame” from that one lil wayne song

“Now I see the road of leading lights.”

I always sang ‘Now I see the road of bleeding lights.

Alika’s bridges.

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“No one knows a thing about my haunted soul”

I always sang ‘no one knows a thing about my heart and soul’

We will rave by Kaleen.

I thought the lyrics to that one country song body like a backroad were “Fifteen and I’m thirty, I ain’t in no hurry”. I don’t know why this didn’t phase me as a kid

“I’m sprung. I’m so happy”

Band on the run ; as a child I heard man on the rug.

One of my most embarrassing ones was in the song "We Are Family" by Sister Sledge. I used to sing, "Just let me staple the vicar," instead of "Just let me state for the record." It made no sense, but I belted it out with confidence at family gatherings. Another one was from "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)" by Eurythmics. I always sang, "Sweet dreams are made of cheese," instead of "Sweet dreams are made of these." My friends got a good laugh out of that one when they heard me singing it.

Gin Blossoms - Forget About You

At least you know that you can always grow up and get laid

(pretty fly for a white guy)

Well my sensitive manatee has gone down the drain- instead of sense of humanity. Bob Dylan in Not Dark Yet.

I know they are always mentioned but I sang them wrong SO HARD for SO LONG

1. Wrapped up like douche, another runner in the night
2. There's the bathroom on the right

all apologizes, I deadass thought it was “choking on the ashes of a remington” ☠️

Taylor Swift - Blank Space…”Starbucks lovers”. I still don’t know the right lyrics 😂

“Is it the look in your eyes or is it this dancing Jews? Who cares, baby, I think I wanna marry you”

Bruno Mars — at first wasn’t sure the relevance of their religion to the song

"How can you have any pudding if you don't clean your feet?!"

My brother sang “walk” by Pantera, “we-spit” lmao. Idiot.

Ja rule- R U L E

Used to scream are you ready 🙃🙃