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In [MOVIE] [YEAR], [SCENE IN MOVIE]. This is because [NEGATIVE OPINION OF MOVIE DISGUISED AS JOKE].
Turd[NEXT LINE IN THE SCRIPT FROM THAT SAME MOVIE]!!!
[LINE FROM THE SAME MOVIE BUT COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT TO THE PREVIOUSLY QUOTED SCENE].
[ATTEMPT TO DEBATE PREVIOUS COMMENT UNAWARE ITS A CHAIN OF QUOTES]
[A SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE OPINION]
[POORLY CONSTRUCTED META JOKE]
[CALLING OUT PREVIOUS COMMENTER FOR REPLYING TO THEIR OWN COMMENT]
[SAYING THE PREQUEL WAS BETTER ANYWAY, AND THE WHOLE MOVIE WAS MADE BECAUSE THE STUDIO WANTED NOT TO PAY ITS STAR AGAIN SO MUCH]
I kinda wish Reddit was this self-aware more often
[COMMENT ABOUT HOW WE ARE JUST POINTING THE OBLIVIOUS, AND DEFINITELY MISSING A CRUCIAL POINT ABOUT ALL OF THIS, MAKING THIS CONVERSATION SEEM LIKE IT HAS A LACK OF SELF AWARENESS]
[RANDOM SUBTOURIST COMMENTING ‘THE BOOK WAS BETTER’ DISREGARDING THIS IS A MOVIE SUB]
[LOUD NOISES]
And my axe!
[MEME PHRASE FROM POPULAR FANTASY FICTION MOVIE WHICH RHYMES WITH "SAND MY SAX"]
[THE COMMENT "Underrated" ON THE TOP COMMENT OF THE POST]
[MADE UP LINE OFTEN ASSOCIATED WITH MOVIE]!!!!
They [WORD THAT RHYMES WITH FLY] now
They rhyme now?
They rhyme now!
They slant rhyme now!
[CONFORMATION]
Somehow [Character from said movie] returned
They dry now
The real fuck is always in the shit fuck
They parse now?
Spitting out my morning toast like, They Rye Now!
"Rhymes"
You did it ! You descontructed r/shittymoviedetails to its bare essentials !!!
Words words punchline
Magic magic atheism
That’s just Reddit
they deconstruct now?
r/SUBREDDITNAME moment
the correct way to say this would have been "COMMENT ACKNOWLEDING HOW THE POST APPEARS SIMILAR TO THOSE ON R/SUBREDDITNAME AND REFERRING TO IT AS A MOMENT OF THE AFOREMENTIONED SUB"
No it's postironic.
No fucking way that's a real sub
Reminds me of another sub. I wonder if /r/coaxedintoasnafu still exists. It does!
Upvote because I also dislike [MOVIE]
popular thing bad, me right
Also I'm pretty sure it's Disney's fault
Disney's gone to shit in recent years. I don't care about anything they make.
When I was a kid I really liked their movies made for kids. Now that I’m a grown up I don’t like their movies made for kids. How can this be? I still live at home with my parents!
You've never seen modern star wars?
No I saw the trailer and realized it would be too woke
I saw a woman and it made me so scared I cried
Uh, don’t they know Star Wars is a BOYS frandchise and not a GORLS frandchise? What’s next, a pink lightsaber? Homosexuals? In space? Stupid Disney
Disney? Homosexuals? We can't have that in disney movies, they need to advertise to the east
So true. Say, we're still on for the prison notebook readings right?
Presumably, if they've gone to shit, that means you thought they weren't previously shit. In which case, I'm curious: which were the Disney Star Wars movies/shows that you consider the golden age of Disney Star Wars, before they went to shit?
Well the recent one is Acolyte, but as for the films it's the rise of skywalker. I thought TFA was pretty good though.
I know at the time the prequels used to be bad but due to nostalgia they got a bit of a cult following though those are before disney.
It's just that right now it seems like disney is breaking a lot of the rules set for star wars.
The other problem is that because star wars is such a successful franchise it's starting to become a little oversaturated with all the shows and movies that are coming out with at least 4 more coming in the future.
I feel like there's a very distinct line between the original 6 movies and everything else. I was never really around or old enough to experience the originals when they came out so all I have to socially experience is the new stuff.
I think you read my question backward, because I'm pretty sure you don't think Acolyte and Rise of Skywalker are the golden age of Disney Star Wars. But going from your comment, I guess the golden age of Disney Star Wars was TFA?
I am Old, so the only stuff that really resonates with me were the first three movies. From my perspective, you had the original trilogy (the golden age), then the execrable prequels (the dark age), and then with Disney it's neither wonderful nor horrible, just mediocre.
That said, I've only watched the movies, not the TV shows. I hear that Acolyte is horrible, but I hear that Andor is great, so it feels less like "Disney just pumps out shit now" and more like "You never know with Disney if it's going to be a diamond or a turd."
the only stuff that really resonates with me were the first three movies
I'd say episodes 1-7 were great. 8 I can't remember much about and 9...there's a reason why "they fly now" is a joke in this sub
with Disney it's neither wonderful nor horrible, just mediocre.
Yeah it'll never be "bad" per-say, but it'll just become generic stuff that you no longer care about.
and more like "You never know with Disney if it's going to be a diamond or a turd."
I've also mostly only seen the movies and I can't disagree. They'll always look pretty since it's disney but the rest of it is a wild hit or miss
We got a live one folks!
Ah I've angered the hivemind
actually you’ve just proven me right
How so?
[BETTER JOKE THEN THE ONE OP MADE]
[UPVOTES THIS COMMENT AND REMOVES UPVOTE FROM THE POST].
HELLO, YOU WANTED TO USE THE WORD "THAN" INSTEAD OF "THEN". [EXPLANATION OF THE WORD'S USAGE]
BLEEP BLOOP I AM A BOT UPVOTE IF YOU FIND THIS BOT USEFUL
Marvel bad give me upvotes
Hm. DC bad too. And I am extremely sophisticated and like writing winded paragraphs about my important opinion. Giv me upvots
I will now quote a single good scene from the thing you hate, and as such it is a masterpiece and I am right. Updoots pleese
Unrelated non sequitur. Gib upvote.
And my axe.
And my bow
Also Star Wars has been dead for the past 2, 5, 10, 25, and/or 50 years.
Fancy art movie kill marvel movie. Give up vote.
This A24 movie makes me uncomfortable, a series.
Sony-verse is crap...give me truckloads of upvotes
Daaah, CATCH PHRASE!
This post is a subtle nod to how unfunny you all are
This comment is a subtle nod to The Simpsons (1989-Eternity) quote “That’s the joke”
The question is not "Why do people make such lazy posts?", it's "why do those lazy posts get so many upvotes?"
In ['Smokey and the Bandit Part 3'] [1983], [Jerry Reed drove the Bandit's Trans Am]. This is because [the script was so bad that Burt Reynolds and his friend Hal Needham, director of the first two Smokey movies, decided to film NASCAR comedy 'Stroker Ace' instead].
In ['Stroker Ace'] [1983], [Burt Reynolds drives a stock car sponsored by a fried chicken restaurant]. This is because [his character's name is literally "Stroker Ace" which means he's probably very good at choking chickens].
Is this what the metauniverse looks like? Are we meta now?
They meta now?
They Meta Now!
Somehow meta returned.
I’ve been noticing that the internet has gotten very uncreative with their criticisms of Zack Snyder, especially on this sub
Well snyder has gotten very uncreative with his movies!🤷
Still gets people talking ngl, both his cultish fanbase and people who despise him. Otherwise, he would just be plain boring and forgotten within a week.
I dunno… I haven’t seen any other movies with octopus sex or spider Jena Malone recently
i think you need to watch foreign films for that stuff
/s
Zack Snyder never misses an opportunity to miss an opportunity.
you did it! you broke r/shittymoviedetails down to its bare essentials!
What?! I love this movie!
There are [X+1] of us!
[DEAD MEME]
Hey does anyone remember [ACTUALLY GOOD LINE/SCENE FROM THE MOVIE PEOPLE FORGET BECAUSE MOVIE SUCKS OVERALL]?
[something rhymes with they] [something rhymes with fly] now
mane fry now
MANRAY? EVILLLLLLLLL
Mane fly now???
man's fly down
gay guy now?
well we did it gang, we broke the joke down to it's bare essentials! we can all pack up and go home now!
[POLITICS]
They [ACTION] now?
[Quote from another shitty movie, but slightly changed to fit in with this movie.]
The best part of [MOVIE (YEAR)] was when he said "IT'S [OVERUSED PHRASE]IN' TIME" and [VERBALIZED VERSION OF THAT OVERUSED PHRASE]-ed all over those [NON-SPECIFIC GROUPS OF PEOPLE]
hey it's a joke you're not allowed to criticize it or take it seriously!
[PUN]
Is this Abed being meta?
Subtle Nod
what is this? r/shittyshittymoviedetailsdetails?
Truly the shittiest of details
brave and stunning
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Thats brave opinion
[GENERIC REPLY]
[SNARKY COMMENT] ;)
Frankly the best post on this sub in awhile, for reasons made clear by the post
I guess… why try now?
Better have another circlejerk thread about how much we hate the Disney Star Wars films, that'll really show 'em.
it aint called shitty for no reason
[They fly now?]
[shittymovieopinions]
Cinema
Coaxed into a movie theater
Comment dressing down OP because their entire thesis of the movie is based on an incredibly simple misunderstanding
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[unfunny comment]
It's [MOVIE]in' time!
Description of [sub]’s posts phrased to imply wrongness without adding any [meaningful/correct/applicable] content for upvotes.
[QUOTE FROM THAT MOVIE]!!!