How much did I ( 26m & 20f) fuck up by saying random thing during sex?

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Soo... Did you find the leftovers?

I like that you really like her, otherwise this wouldn't have even bothered you enough to write about it. Good luck to you OP and don't worry about it. Her response was a good one, just don't do it again lol.

Not bad at all. This is hilarious.

I mean, it’s not as bad as the “yeah you like that you fucking r*****?” guy!

Sooooo, I have said completely random things during sex with my partner. Completely random. Like "what's the date today?" And "did we put away the Chinese food?" It's ok.

You missed a opportunity to say she is so tasty it reminded you about dinner, and how you would never abandon her at a restaurant. Or maybe just the first part.

Dont worry OP, while having sex with the absolute love of my life, who i am utterly obsessed with and 100000% into all of the time, i turned my head and saw our cats butt medication (and remembered we forgot to feed it to her with her food!!). I let out a clearly confused & half annoyed “oh fuck”, which he took as a very sexy cue to finish. Immediately after he collapsed on me i pushed him off and finished my sentence: “we forgot her glandex!!”. He looked at me shocked & asked “wait, is THAT what you were thinking & talking about???” I thought i fucked up but he busted out laughing, saying “no wonder you didnt finish! You’re thinking about the cats ass at a moment like this?!”

Long story short we gave her the meds, and i still got to finish a few more times lol. Sometimes funny/random things happen during sex, the right person will learn to roll with it :)

Just to echo the majority, no this is not that bad. Bad at all, even. Funny. You may laugh about it for years, just don’t laugh randomly during sex. ;)

I once had a moment where I said, "I'm not going to be able to continue if I don't say this - We need to buy milk." Brains are weird sometimes.

"i will remember this"... Like a fucking fallout Game OMG i'm crying xD

Lmao first time I had sex with my ex was right after I learned he hated onions. I LOVE onions. So, of course, instead of moaning his name I moaned "onions" seductively.

I'm right there with you buddy.

This is hilarious. I wish I could blurt out the random things I think during sex sometimes

nah i be laughing my ass off when i queef lol

So, my husband and I were chatting in our apartment about 6 years ago, me from the kitchen, him from his computer chair about 10 ft away. He mentioned he was considering making ramen for himself, but we continued chatting, and began flirting. I don't remember what the little comment I made was, but it was suggestive and had rather nice and obvious "come-hither" qualities to it. He swears up and down that he simply just didn't hear/understand what it was that I said because his only response was to stand from his chair, clap his hands together heartily and announce "I got Ramen to eat." My jaw dropped a bit, and that's when his face changed to a 😳 and " Wait, what did you say?" We laugh about it all the time and say it to each other frequently.

Y’all are scarring me with these regular sex stories-how can you have CONVERSATIONS??

ROFL. Did you get her off after you said it? I hope so.

Seriously, ask her out again, treat her nice, have a convo about it and apologize and tell her how much you like her and don’t want to fuck it up by blurting our random weird shit during sex.

LMFAO. Thanks for the laugh dude.

Woman here 👋🏻

Don’t beat yourself up too much over this gaffe. Yes, it was a dumb thing to say but you’ll only make it worse bringing it up with her again and wanting to re-explain yourself to her. At this point I would do some sort of classy / nice gesture tomorrow, such as sending her flowers, and then continue right on like the whole sex comment never happened. Essentially, save over the bad memory with a good memory. Something she can take a picture of and send to her friends. At least then this won’t be the most recent interaction she had with you.

Note: Don’t make them “I’m Sorry” flowers, because then you’re re-bringing up the memory. Just send a nice bouquet of roses, preferably red, with a short and sweet note. Something like, “Because I just can’t get you off my mind”, “Can’t wait to see you next”, or “So lucky to have met as amazing of a woman as you.” One line. Sign name. That’s it.

Honestly, it’ll cost you $50.00 and if you pull it off it’s worth the investment. If you never hear from her again it’s not like you broke the bank, and it was worth the shot. You seem like you really like her, so hopefully this works out for you. Best of luck!

I think this is freaking adorable. Just dote on her a little bit extra and tell her how much you care for her.

When I was 20, I prob would have been offended. But now that I'm older. I think it takes maturity and experience to understand that sex isn't all romantic and perfect like the movies. It's sometimes silly, weird, clumsy, and occasionally full of bizarre random moments. Like farting, tummy rumbling, going suddenly flaccid or dry, or just randomly saying stupid shit. I think it's the mark of a health and comfortable relationship with someone when sex becomes much more relaxed, where you're so comfortable that you just act naturally.

I'm frequently in the "saying random shit" category. Apparently my ADHD is unstoppable, even in sex.

Point is, hopefully you can make it clear that this is just something that some people randomly do. Explain it as a "I'm so comfortable with you that I don't feel I need to constantly perform, I got comfortable and let my guard down and my random thoughts jumped in, I'll work on it". Because I reckon that's what it mostly is- a casual comfortable thing people do.

Don’t apologise about it, make light and joke about it. The more you apologise the bigger deal it’ll be for her. My making light of it, you’re minimising it which will in turn lessen its effect.

Really. Sweetheart, everyone does this and anyone who says it's never happened, I don't care if it was a quarter seconds worth thought about banana flavored jelly beans..is lying. It happens. No you did not go up and if she thinks you did, she's crazy

Me and my husband talk Abt what bills were paying next in what order while we have sex. This is funny And if she really doesn't like it she's not for you

My partner has done this to me, and while I mildly feel like your girl felt, I just get over it. It's predictable with him, so I don't get upset over it anymore, and heck, sometimes it's funny af

From my personal experience, women put effort into being "in the moment", so to have your partner say some random shit- it takes us out of the moment, which can affect our ability to finish (at times). It's a tad annoying to be yanked out of focus over some random thought, buuut as I said, I've come to expect it with my partner, so it's not nearly as hindering as it used to be. Heres hoping she's not too peeved over it too haha

I get that having random thoughts that aren't in your control, but speaking them is. Learn some impulse control. ADD excuses your brain but not your actions.

I would be just as concerned

You couldn’t like… wait till a second after coming? That would have at least been hilarious.

Self control, OP. Learn it. And stop using your ADHD as an excuse.

Lol she's got no sense of humor. I remember laughing with my ex about how I was basically talking about what we needed at the grocery store in the middle of giving him a blowjob.

I’m just as ADD so I’d probably get distracted and concerned too after hearing that. Maybe I’m too much of a foodie.

My partner and I both have ADHD. Sometimes, I'll find my mind wandering while we're In The Act and have to be like "stop thinking about that book you've been meaning to read, you've got a hot girl right here!" knowing full well that she would find it hilarious. If she finds it funny, you're all good man

I imagine she was originally shocked, but from what you've described she moved past it and tried to play it off by saying "I'll remember this".

Been there and been similarly embarrassed. ADHD is a superpower and curse.

Find yourself a girl who can laugh with you... Having ADD/ADHD isn't easy (I know) and the best partner I've ever had was the one who also had ADHD , we could laugh at the randomness 😉

Been there multiple times. Once could only think about Kentucky. So I talked about Kentucky to my poor boyfriend.

I love this 😂

You might want to talk with her outside of sex about ADD. She really needs to understand how our minds work. I think people that do not have ADD have trouble understanding how there is NEVER just one thing going on in our minds. My wife understands that it is like multi-tasking all of the time.

I don’t think this is that bad, especially as you explained about having ADD. If you want some piece of mind maybe talk to her about it when you’re not having sex. It doesn’t seem like she was too bothered after the explanation but might just help you to know you’re both on the same page and didn’t upset her. But honestly it happens I wouldn’t worry yourself over it.

This isn't that bad my guy, you just accidentally let the inside thought out and it was a super mild one. You explained the why and she seems to have been okay about it so don't sweat it.

It depends on what stage of sex you were at. Making out and heavy petting, to have a sudden realization is fine. However if you’re deep into full on vaginal or anal penetration, your penis is inside, that’s different. In that case it’s rude to bring that up. In penetration you need to care about pleasing your partner and checking for consent. Making sure they feel comfortable with what’s going on.

This is VERY normal.

Not that bad, but maybe try not to do it again since she doesn’t seem to find it funny and probably won’t like it to become a pattern

So, now you’ve gotta double down on that neurodivergence! I would take her back to get new leftovers, and not forget them this time 🤣.

Yes

A real one would of laughed and it would not have been a issue🤣 nothing wrong with what you did. She sounds young minded..especially with the “I’ll remember that” ..I say do it again🤣🤣

Hey I say random things too!! Something pops into my head and I need to say it before I forget what I was gunna say! I am not capable of saving a thought for later lol

Eh. If it’s part of how you are, then either she’s fine with it or she isn’t. I have adhd and this sounds like something I’d do. If she isn’t okay with it, then hiding it wouldn’t have done you favours. Would you want to be in a relationship where you have to hide most of your thoughts/generally how your thinking works?

Next time random thought pops up in your head, compartmentalize it until after sex lol

Sounded like ADHD before I got to the part where you said it was. I do this more often than I ought to as well... my partner hasn't left met yet. :D

Try this in response next time- ya, the food was really good!

Buddys stressed about a bird hes got 6 years on