THEY LOOK SO TERRIFYING
WHYARETHEY TALLAND WHY DO THEY LOOK LIKE THAT
bro thinks he's in the gang (idc what you say but THAT is not rigby's and eileen's child)
muscle man's kids look .. fine ? they are just lazily designed
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i might get hated on for this but can we talk about how ugly everyone's children are in the finale?
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EXACTLYYYY
So mordecai gets Margaret and then doesn’t ?
Yeah, the whole point of it was to show that your first love may not be the person you end up with.
This is why people love shows and why they hate/love show endings.
Nobody ask an AI image generator about any being shown here. Or do. I shan't.
Real people created these children through talent and collaboration. I have so much respect for carTOOOONS!
The hell is this reply even about? What does AI have anything to do with this? The hell.
Like when you put in photos of two people and see what their "baby" would look like. That's what I was referring to.
I smell an anti-ai “I fix it for you” bot
As an engineer myself, it's hilarious how people are using automated systems to create propaganda about another type of automated system.
Wouldn’t mind a show about their children
So did HFG’s son (or daughter, no disrespect but I don’t know what that is) come out of the womb as dead? Or half alive half dead ghost?
Miscarriage
Asking The real questions
Mitosis
It's like Danny Phantom
Ewwww they look like blurred furbies.
Sir these children came from a blue jay, raccoon, gumball machine, whatever the hell muscle man is and a ghost
What did you expect they would look like
How does H5G have children? I guess the universe works in mysterious ways.
ectoplasm
Wow, okay then.
ectogasm
That is what puzzles you here? lol
I think you missed the name of the show.
Yup. How are anthropomorphic animals even there in the first place? Is there rasicm, politics, anything?
Megaspider from RimWorld
Yes RimWorld is the best colony game I've ever played.
Goated
Via the sperm. I'm sure he knows how to do. You think we understand his biology?
But he's a ghost, so...
ecto...sperm???
Pretty sure Muscle Man and Starla are just green-skinned humans.
Like the Gangreen Gang from PPG.
Ngl, I always thought they were orcs/ogres, their strength matches and the noses look very pig-ish/orc-ish
Wait benson had a kid?
No
He's a chilled-out full-time camp person in the tradition of Beth in Wet Hot American Summer (with his pigtails, prove me wrong)! Or don't, it's cool.
Muscle man is stated to be a human, he is green as a reference to the hulk
Well its not like we see any other mixed animal characters, which is what i would think would happen if the species just got mixed like that anytime two different species got together... instead what i would think would happen is that the kids would just be one or the other. Like Mordecai's kids would each be bats or birds, not a mix of both
That logic makes total sense when you consider Margaret's dad is human and yet she's not a mix of Robin and human
“Whatever the hell muscle man is” took me out
I’m pretty sure he’s just a green person like as a race type thing.
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You plop a quarter in the gumball machine and make a wish
Everyone in Rigby's family is destined to become much taller than him.
Rigbones arent that bad
They look normal. It’s just cause they’re so tall.
Don genes
Well his parents are both tall. So the kids got it from them.
I think OP is talking about the short, chubby guy.
bro doesnt even look related to them i think eileen had an affair 😭😭😭
Nah, he's just a short, chubby, male Eileen.
Honestly what do you expect of Rigby's children. They look about as one should expect. Muscle mans children just look like him. Mordecai is where it gets kinda fucked. Most of the children are mostly one parent or the other meanwhile all of Mordecai children are just him but with bat ears and that's disturbing.
And then there’s HFG…. Yikes
The fact that a mammal and bird had babies together is disturbing enough, but not too uncanny for the show, when they were showing beastiality with Margaret having human boyfriends.
They should of had all of his kids be either full bluejays or bats instead of weird half-breeds
In “Bojack Horseman” all kids are 100% one species, even if their biological parents are different
lmao Muscleman got the Mr T haircut
I pity the fool, bro
DO YOU KNOW WHO ELSE PITIES THE FOOL?
MY MOM!
Muscle man ended up going bald
Just like muscle dad 🥲
yOU KnOw WHo eLSE HaS UgLY ChiLDRen?!?!?!
MY M- oh wait..
I like rigby’s tall kids.
What's always bothered me about this picture is that the kids' genetics are inconsistent with wha the show has told us.
Robin + human = robin, not a mix of either.
But blue jay + bat = hybrid bird/bat abomination?
MM and Starla look like the same...species? So that makes sense, at least.
Granted, I'm past due for a rewatch and I'm exhausted, but there has to be more examples that show how mixing the species results in a copy of the mother or father, and not a hybrid.
I see where you getting at , because Margerets mom is a bird and her dad is human and she came out pure bird
Maybe the mom married the dad later in life.
Maybe it's her stepdad. I headcannoned bio dad as some bird, but he died or left the mom when Margaret was a baby. Anyways, for all intents and purposes, Mr Smith is her dad as he's the one who raised her.
Human + deer = hybrid deer/human abomination so 🤷🏼♂️
My headcanon is they’re not literally animals but representative of who they are as people
thank you sexy gastric husband for telling me that
Margaret is a Cardinal, not a Robin.
Not according to the wiki, not that it matters in this argument...
Why does one of Rigby's child look like Muscle Man???
I’m assuming it’s muscle man’s but he’s on the other side like the one in the middle. Clearly not a raccoon or squirrel
Plus no tail so poor placement
How does a ghost reproduce?
Ectoplasm. Remember in South Park with Randy and the spooky ghost?
You're right,man. I mean, look at mordecai's kids. What kind of fucking dark magic makes a bird with ears?
I don’t think songbirds have teeth, either.
And i don't think bats have beaks, either.
All children are ugly.
I'm saying what's on my mind, bro. I'm just real like that.
Only Mordecai's are a bit iffy, the rest are normal.
high fives is not normal
I feel like these are more just one off designs that were mainly just made for these scenes and treated like incidentals, I feel like if they ever returned they would be redesigned like how some of Mordecai and Rigby’s parents were.
Nah I’ve been saying this. They ugly
The most normal are muscle man's kids
I forget wasn’t the last segment fan animated.
I mean that’s what happens when two totally different animals mate
Atleast that’s what I think happens
Margaret's dad is a human and her mom is a bird she came out as a pure bird i think thats what should've happened to everybody's kids and not whatever the fuck h5G's kid is
At least muscle man’s kids resemble how ugly he is lol
Benson is the real.winner here.
That's one of Rigby's kids
Mussel man is pretty good cause the look like him
I like how Rigby;s moustache attaches to his enyes, instead of his nose
How are Rigby's children so tall even tho him and Eileen are very short 😂
Well, Rigby’s parents and brother are tall. So recessive genes?
I am convinced that this is done as a joke
I teared up and got emotional the first time I watched this. Not because they’re ugly… everyone is ugly… but because of how amazing this “regular” show turned out to be.
Mordecai should've stayed virgin
Lmao
It’s funny because the “Camping Can Be Cool” episode basically established that mixed-parent kids get a weird short end of the stick and honestly I hate typing this sentence.
I love Muscle Man tearing up when he meets his daughter. He would be a fantastic dad.
Thats cuz Rigby and Mordecai should’ve end up together so they wouldn’t have children and we’d have less ugly characters
i cant even consider Mordecai and Rigby as good friends for them to even be smooching
I’m on season 3 rn and I think they’re cute together am I gonna be cooked later
I'm still trying to get over the fact that a ghost fuc*ed a woman 😂
hi five ghost doesnt even have legs how did he do it???
What do you think the hand on his forehead is for?
fuck
dude on the 3rd slide looks peruvian ☠️☠️☠️☠️
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Agree, wtf they are ugly af 😂😂
I think what makes them seem uglier than perhaps they are is that they're clearly mixed kids. Having different animal/ghost parents. We don't really see that through out the series. All of the main characters have matching parents and so they're just that same type.
The only "exception" is muscle bro. Despite having a greenish colored parents he was a more conventional skin tone.
Who’s kid is the brown one in the corner
Why's rigby's son just a short human.
Why is Mordecai the only one not smiling? its very awkward.
He was thinking he could of had a red-breasted robin or a cloud girl but now he is stuck with a Bat
I wonder whose kid is that on the furthest left? Looks a lot like muscle mans but the skin tone is different.
that boy from the second slide literally IS the name Carlos😭✋
Look at this now it doesn’t make sense to me
How was HFG able to have a kid ?
Most importantly where did it come from
Mordecai turned into a fucking hobo. I hate it.
they're drawn like background characters
muscleman's oldest son looks chill in the middle of the shot
I still try to figure out why the main characters for the most part are the only non-humans in the show. And no one freaks out when they see a walking talking gumball machine
i've thought about this actually
Muscle kids are perfect wym
ngl they are
Absolute afront to God and nature, I could expect no less from JG and the crew!
Still confused on if the one to the right of High Five is supposed to be older Celia. I mean I guess but the 25 Years Later comic contradicts this.
Well they ain’t gonna roll out the red carpet and meticulously design models for characters with no names and only exist for 5 seconds.
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Nah man,but can we talk about the face that skips make?
I have question’s for high five ghost
The bird beak and bat ear genes are strong
That kid on the third slide is killing me 😭
Looks like Benson didn't get the girl
How tf did high five ghost have a kid?!?!?!
No no your right but then again can’t be too hard as this was the last piece of proper regular show media so it’s more then likely their designs didn’t really have much effort put into them as the show was already done by this point so it wasn’t like they were going to be used
No, I would rather ignore their existance
Literally they’re ugly af
Holy shit that little chubster is very obviously a result of Muscle Man having an affair with Eileen.
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Just so everyone knows, the fat kid got in the photo. He is no one's kid
Funny enough, Muscle Man’s kids were gonna look ugly-ish but they’re not bad character design. BUT HFG and Mordecai’s kids….yeesh
Did Rigby and Eileen adopted one children??
Yall got any more of them pixels?
Same as all my friends irl.
So glad Benson decided not to have kids, I can't think of a good character design that perfectly combines his and Pam's genes...eughhh.
don’t diss my boy on the third slide, he’s the best character
he deserves his own spinoff show
DONT HATE ON MUSCLE MANS KIDS
But I agree
How did Eileen and Rigby make a mexican?
I like to think that little fat guy on the left isn’t related to anybody and he’s just kinda there
It's weird these are the only mixed species characters we see.
Also how everyone has like 3-5 kids
Beauty is subjective, i didn’t watch the show because i thought the draws were ugly. So is redundant.
wait is rigby trans, did i miss a season?
oh wait thats one of his kids nvm im dumb
Something seems a bit sus with the Muscle Man’s photo
The 3rd Pic looks like Muscle Man
Who's kid is that on 3 I honestly can't tell
Let's just hold the stone be involved with the remake for regular show
Didn't know H5G had a penis.
Love that Celia is missing from the pic. Hahaha
I wish I could watch anything past S8 on netflix...
Where’d H5G’s spouse go?
shes on the right of H5G iduno why she looks like that
That’s her? Wow
Who’s the lady on the left is rigbya brother trans? /j
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All of their children seem normal to me, except for Mordecai's and Five's
Who’s the random guy behind Starla?
Did Celia transition or smth??? Where is she, and who is that orange haired guy???
missed opportunity for a baby gumball machine tbh
I'm worried and hope we don't get lame kids stuff like futurama did with the reboot of Amy kids on season 11 episode 2
I think Muscle Man's kids look fine, but Mordo and Riggs children look rough.
Why is no one talking about the fact that Rigby was cheated on?
HAHAHAHAHAA i was thinking the sameee the other timee, Mordecai's kids even look unhappy and are probably bullied and he's not even there 😭😭😭
I think they look cool 😭
They should've taken the Bojack approach for the hybrid characters, especially since they did it with Margaret.
Also I'm not a big fan of the "they all got married and had kids" endings.
I hate how miserable Mordecai looks.
so valid they ugly
Are we really forgetting about rigbys brother? He was taller than most of the characters on the show. Maybe Rigby was the weird one in the family being short
To be fair Muscleman's kids don't look horrible. They could use some editing though I think to finalize the design a bit more. But they look like kids he would have with his wife.
Yo did any one see!? High five is is is gay? I’m fine with that but is that his boyfriend or possibly his body form? Honestly asking
I don't see a problem
EXACTLY!!!
It’s probably on purpose tbh
Regular show rule
Just wanna point out that as a 38 year old single guy, this is how I see all my friends' kids.
Nah, I feel like rigby and Eileen’s kids look alright. Mordecai’s though…? Yikes.
Number 3 is the result of muscleman and Eileen having an affair
just curious why celia is a ginger man now
Mm's children are alr but the others are staring straight into my soul
Who’s the regular man behind muscle-man’s wife?
Fives child is an abomination
They look like bad OCs which is funny that they are literally cannon