“He’s cute + we can be friends. i’m gonna call him buddy”
a week passes and buddy is missing
two weeks pass and it’s raining spider babies in my room…
when i say raining spider babies, i mean over 600 spider babies seeming to respawn on every wall and every object in the room no matter how many i kill.
after two weeks of all out warfare i’m able to exterminate all of buddy’s kids.
turns out, Buddy was not a male and she used my room to spawn her little demons.