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I would vote for Biden over Trump if Biden came and took a shit on my cat then used my hamster to wipe his ass.
Edit. For the record. I would also vote for the shit covered hamster over voting for Trump.
Second Edit. I might not vote for the cat. He’s shady as hell.
Third edit. I checked with the cat. We’re all good, I would vote for him.
I’d honestly prefer to wipe my ass with your cat. I don’t think your hamster has enough surface area to really get my butt clean.
How would one best hold the cat to wipe most affectively? Straddle the cat while holding the tail with one hand and the scruff of the neck by the other while rubbing to and fro? Or one hand reach-around?
I'd say grabbing two legs with each hand, then using the soft, soft belly fur. That's the only way to mitigate the threat of being clawed.
Of course, that doesn't help anything regarding the fangs, but most of us only have two hands.