Anyone want to guess on who the mystery guest is on the Million Dollar Cash Game on Hustler?
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Mike Postle is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Stone's Casino bar. We exchange a few pleasantries. He asks what I do. I say I loved him in the live stream. He laughs. I get my whiskey. "Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got his attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Mike Postle? He touches his neck as he watches me leave. Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, he finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette. "Got a spare?" he asks. "What's in it for me?" I say as I hand him one of my little white ladies. he smiles. "Conversation with me, duh." I laugh. "What's so funny?" he protests. "Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the soul reads?" "You get used to it," he says, lighting his cigarette and handing me back the lighter. "What would you do if you weren't God?" I ask. "Teaching, I think." "And if I was your student, what would I be learning?" "Discipline," he says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?" "Bermuda," I say. "Oh wow. That's lovely." "It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking." "What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" he inquires. "I don't like sand," I tell him. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
Wtf did I just read lmao R/shitposting
GoT fan fiction writer
I read this in Dennis Reynolds' voice.
The crotch!
Praying that the mystery guest is Steve
i love his bet sizing, dude is pure comedy and i’m here for it. he’s there for fun and that’s good
Last night was rough. I'm not interested in watching 5-handed especially when the only guy winning is BORING.
I found it funny how earlier in the stream they said the worse thing to say while playing in a stream game is to say how bad it's going. Then they just proceeded to do that for the last hour. Understandable after seeing 2 million leave the game early.
People gonna be mad when Todd brunson shows up
Whoever he is, he just mucked the winner in a $500K pot.
Mr. beast
please no. the one time he played he just blind jammed every hand. it didn't resemble poker at all.
Tony G is a nit now, Hellmuth would not buy in for a million, and G-man will never come back. I would like to see kid poker, Laak but would love Sammy Farha.
lol Sammy ain’t going to be a whale in your local $10/20 game anymore let alone $1k/2k
I doubt Laak, but Tilly could happen.
Why do you say that? Genuine curiosity?
Laak likely can’t afford to play this game and Tilly divorced really, really well and probably had enough money to donk around on poker streams forever.
Plus she nets 4 million a year just from Family Guy alone.
she was married to sam simon who had a sizeable part of The Simpsons..
Correct
wheres andy been?
Garrett would 100% play if the let him
Don’t think so. He’s been incredibly clear that he doesn’t trust how they handle the stream. He left great games, he’s not dying to get back in after he made his stance
They might actually need him now
Sammy is a dill hole nobody wants to play with him
Elon musk
All in blind every hand because fuck it, what do you peasants do with a million?
bildo
Can’t come, because he’s in prison. He played at my home casino.
Gman
Anyone besides gman,airball, or maybe wes would be a bit of a letdown
Airball does not qualify, Wes barely
Doyle resurrected or Trump are the only qualifiers.
Its Hellmuth but he is only buying in 1 mill tourney chips not USD.
Guy showed up with a mask and hat and hasn’t said literally one word. Lame.
He’s Portuguese and doesn’t speak English. He also mocked the winning hand in a $480k pot against steve
I guess that’s fair but Peter doesn’t speak English either and still find a way to interact.
Portuguese? Who is he?
Tony g. Santhosh. Huss?
Shocker, he failed to deliver
Ryan Feldman gives me the most "please fuck my wife" energy of all time. Not to kink shame I am just putting that out there.
ahahaha
You know, this is somehow the perfect description of a guy
So true. Even down to his profile pic lmao
Guys, it’s me
Negranu. :)
During the WSOP? Interesting choice.
Hop skip and jump. :)
For Negreanu, even though it's close he's never giving up WSOP time, he cares way too much about bracelets vs playing a game that nobody really cares about for not enough money to make Daniel give up on trying for bracelets and PoY. Plus if he wins one of these high rollers, he probably makes more than what he'd win on the game.
Plus he has that fantasy poker thing which I imagine he has to be committed to playing the whole series to be a player in.
My guess as well
either obama or gman
Allan Jackson
Still not watching.
Make it
Sam Farha Jamie Gold Patrick Antonious Guy Laliberte Tom Dwan David Benyamine Daniel Negreanu Antonio Esfandiari Phil Laak
And run back the classic HSP
Jamie Gold!
Jamie Gold would unironically be fun as hell to watch. Think of all the clips and memes that he would generate? I would absolutely watch for him.
but who would stake him, even if he wins he wouldnt give back the initial stake let alone winnings
Negreanu is in the WSOP $500 tourney ya morons
These loosers don't even even know Negreanu's exact schedule. I have his whole week mapped out hour by hour just so I can keep up
I know…wtf?!?! Lol
Yeah, they should try and be tighters, like you.
lol what morons!
must be Rampage
Other players licking their lips haha
About to start btw : https://www.youtube.com/live/stZorlDT-aM
When he’s pairing them with keating and Texas Mike. I think he means a insanely loose player that will play any 2. He’ll call your 3bet with 27 off on the button cause he wants to outplay you. Gman does not fit that mold.
I’m the mystery guest!
Gotta be Tesla right
Mr beast is my guess
Iron
I think it’s Huss
Doyle Brunson is going to make a return
Tony G of course.
Please let it be Patrik Antonius, Daniel Negreanu, or Antonio Esfandiari.
I’d love it to be hellmuth buying in for 10bb as a troll
Garrett
Trump
Another attempt at HCL to try to be validated as a great high stakes game or even decent poker show. Simply miserably fails on both attempts. Not even in the least interested in watching his band of ne'er-do-wellers. Maybe he should just pimp more brain-dead semi good looking Asian girls by staking them them to play? At least we would have boobies and hideous plastic nails on the chips to look at. Peace.
Understand what? It’s a fuckin poker game
omg
inb4 Doyle