Drake's Just jealous
Oh he’s not jealous he’s got plenty on deck
Yeah he just hits up the local high school and starts preordering girls
Dude has no problem going the speed limit in a school zone
His favorite day is the first day of school.
His favorite game is blackjack and he always hits on 16
Leo walked so Drake can hide.
WOP WOP WOP WOP DOT FUCK EM UP
This dude drake is getting meta buried. Holy shit.
OV HOE
O-V-HOE
AAAA MINORRRRRRRR
Certified lover boy?
Not a drake gif 🤣
Dude will be losing this beef for the next decade. Kendrick could die tomorrow and drake would still be getting clowned in the 2040s.
The stills look like he’s about as polite as he can be, but he’ll still be destroyed.
Because the comments won't be about this photo, they'll be about his past dating habits.
Which, of course, still have nothing to do with the girl in the quadtych.
In the what?
kwisatz haderach
Lisan al Gaib
Voice from the outer world!
Ok can I just say one of the best lines from the whole movie is when Stilgar goes, " The Mahdi is so humble he says he's not the madhi. Even more reason to believe he is!" And I SWEAR to God the best part of that whole scene is after he says that and all the other Fremen dudes are agreeing with him there is some dude in the top left of the screen with this smile and nod that is "chefs kiss". Omg that guy looks like jafar from Aladin when he's pretending to be old. Love this movie.
It was perfect. The entire thing looked like the Life of Brian movie. "I am not the messiah!" - "Yes, you are the messiah!"
Javier Bardem was having so much fun in that role, he made part 2.
I LOL'ed in the theatre when that scene came on. Bardem was definitely channeling John Cleese and loving it. Pretty sure he and Villeneuve did that on purpose.
Had me howling 😂
It's a game they play at Hogwarts.
Quadtych
Best part of the Harry Potter canon.
I guess thanks for making me learn a new word but fuck you for making go Google it.
Quadtych. A picture or series of pictures painted on four panels.
I thought it was people riding around on brooms chasing a ball with wings. They just misspelled it
No, that's Quidditch.
You're thinking of a leafy green, commonly eaten plant.
No, that's Cabbage.
What you're thinking of is a Scottish–American rock band formed in 1993 in Madison, Wisconsin.
TIL what a quadtych is
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Hilariously all the comments are people guessing that’s what the comments will be about
Y’all fuckin weird lol
Ever since the Drake accusations got bad I think Leo is a good guy for keeping it over 18. He could do worse...
I'm not even judging. afaik dude dates 25 year olds, personally I feel like it's disrespectful to grown ass 25 year old women's ability to make their own decisions for what's best for them to even say that's problematic. They wanna date a rich celebrity, power to them.
I already know where this comment section is going.
Yup, straight to hell.
Right to jail, right away
real jail, not horny jail
Do you mean “White Collar Resort”Prison? Or Federal “Pound you in the ass” Prison? Lol 😂
real jail, not horny jail
Big Boy Jail.
Which, surprisingly, is also “horny jail.”
If you're the Big Boy...
"I'm gonna get laid tonight. I know because I'm stronger than you."
but not til after chris hansen has a word
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I read this in Fred Armisens voice from Parks and Rec
mi scusi !!!
Uh-oh. Big tunnel.
One of the very first movies I made my roommates watch. We still haven't stopped saying Mi scusi.
The SPECIAL Hell.
Next to murderers... and people who talk in the theater...
Expected the shepherd, was not disappointed.
Always nice to meet a fellow Browncoat.
Edit: Link.
Ron Glass is a treasure
Ngl my first thought was "she's almost old enough for him to date!" But then I shut off the memes in my head and thought "dude is being real and allowing a fan to have a moment that's genuine"
We shall see which of my bipolar thoughts wins out.
All posts are essentially "yeah I want to make an inappropriate comment about grooming but I won't.
I don't think Leo needs to groom, he just waits to they're of age and ends up where they are one day, and who says no, to Leo? If I was 19, female, and probably a model, I would definitely let him be my boyfriend until he found someone else. Who wouldn't want to say, "Yeah, I had a few dates with Leo, we didn't mesh." why? "he found someone younger." and the cycle continues. NDA i will have a car, jewelry, perhaps some high dollar designer clothes. Hell if she's that close to Leo, she's got a rich family, he can wait, he doesn't need to groom, but he's gunna be old, like old old. But who cares, it's Leonardo DiCrapio
Thanks now I feel bad for not being Leonardo DiCaprio
It’s a good resume builder.
Then she'll be nearly old enough for him to break up with
"call me the day you turn 18" - Di Caprio
“Call me right now” - Drake
"Call me maybe" - CRJ
"Call me Ishmael"
-Herman Melville
"Call Me" - Blondie
"Caw!" - Crows
Don't call me anymore! R.Kelly
London Calling
-The Clash
«Call on me» -Eric Prydz
"Call me" - Debbie Harry
No need to call me...I can pee on you from here. -R. Kelly
"I'll call you from jail" - P Diddy
Kendrick lurkin somewhere
ITS CALLED INVESTING IN OUR YOUTH.
Aww that was nice of him
Bottom right pic has lots of meme potential.
I actually zoomed, thinking that maybe it wasn't the selfie on the screen and someone put something else.
I bet Leo was thinking, "Great, the media is going to have a field day, but I can't just be rude to her..."
“But I’m still rich and I’m still dating a 25 year old so muahahaha!”
He’s been able to say that for the last decade or two
Three*
Man we're old
…but you know who’s not old?
Don’t
Even
Go
There
How dare he be nice to anyone! His ppl really need to show him reddit so he knows how he should act darn it
Yeah I get making fun of / criticizing him for only dating women in their early 20’s, but it’s a massive stretch to imply taking this selfie means he’s a pedophile or whatever the purpose of this post is. Huge difference between a 22 y/o and 12 y/o. Idgaf about this guy, but this post just feels like it’s in bad taste. Why are people so insistent on seeing/implying any interaction between an adult and a child as inappropriate? There’s a damn wall between them ffs lol. How is this picture news worthy. Unless there’s some scandalous backstory to go along with it, I’m not seeing the issue here.
I’m thinking about how rich that girl’s parents must be to get those seats.
Rich enough that Leo probably already knows who they are?
Leo is in a lose-lose situation here.
Ignore the girl and be called out as a snobby prick.
Pay attention to her and be called out as a creepy old guy.
He picked the right option tbh. Better to be polite take a selfie etc rather than give a shit about inappropriate comments.
Definitely. He’s also doing a good job with body language. Arms crossed, facing away and hiding behind the wall as much as possible. What else could he have done?
Given her a selfie and then go to the opposite side of the stadium, find an old lady, and start making out with gamgam.
Yeah anyone that would draw some strange conclusion about this because he likes to date young women really needs to touch some grass.
There’s a world of difference between a 20 year old and an actual child. Like little kid child. People are weird.
Honestly it really helps him out that there's literally a brick wall between them.
His body language is also a little uncomfortable like the body language any guy in this chat would have if a cute but young girl was talking to them. “I want to be nice to her but don’t want anyone to think I’m a pedo” language.
He’s actually in a win-win-win. Interacts with the girl and makes her day, never knows about this thread or any other thread relating to this picture, and stays a multi millionaire.
This is it exactly. As of Leo gives a shit about some shitty comments on social media
Is it just me or is Leonardo aging into a version of jack Nicholson
Leo into Jack Nicholson and Brad pitt into Robert Redford
Pitt has always looked like Redford.
lol, I was googling what Redford looked like when he was younger, and there's a screencap from The Sting , but when I saw the thumbnail, I actually thought it was Pitt from the waiter scene in Fight Club at first.
If you haven’t already, watch Spy Game. It was a good movie and both Pitt & Redford did a great job.
Holy shit lol. Exactly the same
Brad Pitt and Robert Redford make sense, since Robert Redford cast Brad pit into “A River Runs Through It” specifically because he was looking for an actor that looked like him. I’m pretty sure that was Brad Pitt’s big break into Hollywood too.
Naah, it was Thelma and Louise. A River Runs Through It was his first major starring role after his big break.
Oh yeah good point, you’re right not his break into Hollywood. I think A River Runs Through It is more credited as his first breakout acting role since it showed he had some acting chops, which Robert Redford could have mentored him.
Still kinda cool though that Redford picked him because he wanted a younger looking version of himself in it. Nowadays thats done with CGI mostly.
Both pairs starred in movies together. Makes sense
He is. And no, he will not participate in a remake of The Shining. He could never be as creepy as Jack himself.
Is that Mad Max next to him?
No that's Vivi Nevo, a venture capitalist. He dated Zhang Ziyi a while back
This is surprisingly the very first time I’ve heard Zhang Ziyi’s name ever come up on Reddit!
It's Sting?
To me this is what a normal interaction looks like between a grown ass man/celebrity and a young fan.
My favorite is the guy who is laughing a little too “energetically” like he’s way into the thought
He's too famous to be in that video
Run for your life
He a FAN he a FAN
HE A FAN
Drake's PR team working overtime with this
To do what? Try and get this girl's digits?
Such a hilarious sketch!
World's most evil invention
I distinctly remember watching SNL with my uncle and he was ranting about how SNL wasn't funny because it was too politically correct and afraid to offend.
But then when this skit on he threw a fit that it was disgusting and horrible and shouldn't have been made
like... which is it lol
Oh, let me tell you what he meant. He means that SNL should make fun of racial minorities, but it should still be conservative and like not do sex jokes. Republican mind is really easy to understand once you know there are hypocrites
holy shit that is fucking wild
That skit was hilarious. Meet your future wife!
I had to YouTube search it with "meet your second wife". Found the video. Holy shit they actually went there and It was damn hilarious.
This was kind of the most brutal skit they had on in a long time, if ever.
Most brutal was definitely The Rock’s pedophile robot
I'm ignoring the comment section. Girl is probably going to be the coolest person at her school now.
Based on where she's sitting and how put together she is, she probably already is the coolest
Not necessarily because based on where she's sitting, she doesn't go to the type of school you went to.
Excellent point. She’s like “I met Leo!” & some billionaire royalty classmate is like “yeah he’s my babysitter”
Someone please edit this and show the phone asking for a 20% 25% 30% tip
Modern remake of Rick Dalton meeting Trudi. “I don’t like nicknames like pumpkin puss but we’ll talk about that later”
Guy: acts polite and not inappropriate
Internet: how dare you
Yeah I mean he has a thing for young women, but the women he dates are in their 20s. I don't get why people are trying to paint him as a pedophile. It's weird.
I think the funny thing is we know he will probably still be dating women in their 20s in 10 years time. So theoretically, this girl could eventually end up dating Leo.
The Your Future Wife skit from SNL springs to mind immediately
That little girl just SITS like a rich person
It’s more than just posture. But, I’d agree they don’t give out poverty-line vibes.
If you're at the US open as a 10-year-old in seats close enough to get a selfie with Leo, your family probably isn't poor.
I’ve been working on my poverty sit since apartment dryer fire
She’s got posh posture fr
If the phone was bigger it would great meme potential
Yall are sick what the hell
This thread is like the gossip magazines at a grocery store checkout. Don't buy those things.
sort by controversial I guess.
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