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Watched one drag a fish almost twice its size into its stash spot
I watched one rip the head right off a bear like it was a lid on a snak pak
I watched one kill an entire herd of caribou, one after another after another. It only stopped when the mound of bodies sloughed off into the river nearby
I watched one kill Kanye’s whole ego. Just for a few minutes and then it was born again, but still.
I saw one machine gun an entire herd of rival weasels, then smoke the devil's lettuce, get in a car, drive to the bank, rob said bank, then rob another bank, drive back to the farm and stash the money in a place that looks very similar to OP's picture... Hey wait a minute....
I saw one go into a multi bird house and slaughter all the birds and babies, throw them all out, then drag them back to his home. He then when back and blew up the bird house.
I saw one fight a goose to a draw.
Lies, geese are vicious but the weasel is more so.