Characters with their favorite fast food chain

Good choices. I feel like Lae'zel doesn't go to Waffle House for food but fights?

Astarion's is just the Red Cross

No Gortash you don’t need MORE grease! 😭

Rapheal’s cannot be more accurate!!! The crown with three stones!!?? OP can I kiss you??

I've never thought of shadow heart as a Starbucks white women but it fits so incredibly well just as gortash fits to a bucket of chicken and Raphael to burger King somehow this is perfect

Shar Shadowheart forces herself to drink a black coffee(she secretly adds some mocha sauce and cream when nobodies looking), but selune shadowheart embraces her venti caramel crunch Frappuccino loving self.

I'm gonna say Minty's is dairy queen

DO I SMELL BEEF ?!

Dammon: Chick-fil-A

Gale can't have that. We have food at home.

god bless astarion for his good taste in back alley Denny's

Just imagining lae'zel rolling into a waffle house specifically to beat the shit out of the employees cuz it's one of the few places she gets a real challenge

You are so correct about Wyll and Crackerbarrel. Anyone who says otherwise doesn't get it.

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now this is some good fucking content

Despite everything wrong with this place I will forgive you istik simply for the creation of Waffle House.

Orin would cry on the floor at Wendy’s. Idk why but she seems like she couldn’t handle the square patties.

Astarion doesn't eat fast food confirmed. He does have a membership for Cooper Hawk's wine though

Why do I feel like Shart has the most complicated coffee order, like a half-caf, venti mocha frapp with vegan whip and caramel sauce, but make sure the whip is fat free, 'cause she's keeping it tight for Shar.

The look of longing for McD's on Gale's face. lol

I knew I loved Karlach for a reason… Arby’s gang rise up🫡

astarion where

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Minsc loves Taco Bell!

Wyll would finally get justice for Brad's Wife. I 💯 agree with all of these choices.

Ah, yes, Sharbucks

Karlach nooooooo

Well seeing as my IRL spouse is one of those mythical creatures that keeps Arby's in business, it is only fitting that the same applies to my pixel spouse.

Not Wyll at the Cracker Barrel 😭😭😭

Get you a significant other that will look at you the same way Wyll looks at the Cracker Barrel.

i feel like Gale would be Panera or maybe Chipotle

The karlach photo is hilarious, intensely either conjuring, containing, or contemplating a big roast beef sandwich

Avernus is fuelled by Subway.

hopefully raphael doesn’t wear that crown when taking flights

Karlach’s got the meats!

I knew that Enver and I were soulmates 💕

Karlach can have this roast beef anytime

Lae'zel throwing hands at a waffle house is canon

Doesn’t surprise me karlach’s an arby’s girl, she’d eat from auntie Ethel’s cauldron

Wyll having a merry day wandering around looking at sodas

Ok this is one of my favorite posts on this sub, they are all so accurate

This is all so perfect good job op mwah

karlach over here conjuring up her arby’s

Cracker Barrel for Wyll is so genius omg

As a resident of the bible belt, TN, i am absolutely cackling with wyll 🤣

Minthara likes Amazon warehouses. The aesthetic reminds her of home.

This actually seems insanely accurate

Lae'zel at waffle House is absolutely killing me lmaoooo she would start ALL the fights

Astarion would drag you to a place like Dick’s Last Resort but then get genuinely offended and kill someone.

Actually Shadowheart prefers Sharbucks

Raphael reminds me of something…

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Do you think Raphael demands the staff wait on him hand and foot and address him as "Burger King"?

Did Raphael say the Burger King word??

The BK crown made me blow air out of my nostrils.

Shartbucks

Raphael and Shart are perfection!

Karlach is a Culver's girl and you know it.

Lae'zel wouldn't go to waffle house it's pretty southern exclusive and as we all know she's a proud yanki

new shadowheart reaction image just dropped

Laezel prefers chk’fil-a

Withers- Subway. Because he lets us have Baldur's Gate our way. Jaheira- White Castle, because I saw a documentary where old people say they taste the same as they did when they were kids and I 100% could see Jaheira in that doc. Minsc- Firehouse Subs. Because I feel like minsc would be an insanely lucky firefighter irl.

Lookit Raph’s cute widdle crown 🥺 precious. I wonder what toy he got.

I always knew Happy Meal toys were magical artifacts.

Gale’s face does NOT say I’m lovin’ it

Karlach with roast beef makes sense

Shadowheart is spot on. She’ll get some super fancy but somehow really bitter and strong drink, then bitch about how some part of her over complicated order was wrong (was just missing whipped cream).

Also, Karlach is good. She needs that BEEF! How else could she maintain her bountiful muscles? Get that protein in!

Of course Karlach likes Arby’s

I know this might be heresy since I am American, but I had no clue Waffle House was a fast food place. I just assumed it was a diner

What strange alchemy is this? This is 100% correct.

Raphael has a flight to catch

lae'zel would be throwing hands at waffle house lmfaoooo

Lae’zel enjoys Waffle House for the combat

I can just imagining Gale eating the happy meal toy as well

;-; That actually makes me feel bad/sad for Raph. Not that there’s anything wrong with BK … but just him taking that crown seriously. Poor bab.

Wyll seems like a Jackstack guy.

Giving the Black man Cracker Barrel seems criminal.

You guys are dreaming about Baldur's gate instead of having stress dreams about your job?  Wild.

I love that Wylls expression outside the Cracker Barrel is just… “I’m finally home.”

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Astarion fav

Lae'zel standing outside waffle house in nothing but her underwear looking like she wants to fight is the most American thing I've ever seen. God bless 🇺🇸

karlach's dream meal would be the arbys meat mountain

Astarion is five guys

Damnit, why are you so right OP

Look, I get that if Lae'zel were in that viral Waffle House fight video, she'd kick ass. But why in her underwear? OP what are you getting at?? And more importantly do I really want to know?

I need to know where Astarion goes.

Why is this accurate, though?

Why is this so accurate

I’ve never seen anything but white people at a Cracker Barrel 💀

Halsin strikes me as a taco bell guy.

Cracker barrel ,':| ?

I replied this to a few folks, but gonna put it out there for everybody; Astarion "Doesn't eat fast food" in that he will not express an opinion on where the party should go (but will judge our pick no matter where we choose), will not order anything, and will not chip in, but he WILL steel some of Tav's fries and anything else he can nab, and will encourage Tav to "Treat themselves" to a large Dr. Pepper that he will drink all of. Trust me, y'all, I know this girl, I have crushed on her since middle school.

I thought we went over this, Lae'zel likes Culvers.

Every time I see someone in that underwear (the one Lae’zel is wearing) I can’t help but wonder HOW on earth you put that thing on/take it off

Karlach and Arby’s had me dying.

gale would be chick fil a.

Oh god Wyll is gonna get his ass beat 😭

Karlach should be a Wendy's. She could be on the logo.

This is perfectly accurate. I love this.

As a person with melanin

As many times as I've been stared at in a Cracker Barrel by white people, I don't think that would be Wyll's favorite for long.

OO, can I please have the Shadow heart picture with no drink?

Ey what Wyll doin? 👀

Gortash: hey good lookin. I got a bucket a chicken

Halsin is Subway.

Gale slander. He likes Panda Express.

lae'zel would THRIVE at a waffle house lmao

Karlach should be Burger King. Flame broiled. Also, making the black guy the Cracker Barrel enjoyer is hilarious.

You did NOT put Wyll at Crackle Barrel!!! 😭😭😭

Poor Wyll needs taste buds :(

I didn’t see astarion, day has been made so much better

Is Cracker Barrel fast food?

My girl does not eat at Arby's how dare you.

This list is peak but I think Karlach would have more self-respect than to eat at Arby’s lol