I dont have a microwave
Me neither
That's suprising.
I'll give you $3.50 for the door
IGNORE HIM, I'LL GIVE $3.51 FOR THE DOOR I REALLY NEED IT
I'll give $3.51 and this guys kidneys.
which I will acquire legally of course
I'll give you 3.51,that guy's kidneys and my lungs too
My father left me
That's rough buddy.
I can be your daddy
Can I be the mommy?
Yes
put a banana inside
Put a metal fork inside
put a metal fork inside the banana and wrap it in tin/aluminium/ aluminum foil
Put your balls inside
wich balls
Yours
Skeletor is using death rays to roast his fries.
Yes.
I have neither in my rental apartment and it's mildly inconvenient
I don’t.
I may not have a microwave, but I do have a macrowave
Indeed I have.
I Have a microwave too! Hooray!
Oh really? I only have the door, happily
I do! But not here
I just have a knob
Cool, but it doesn’t look like you have a handle on the situation.
How did you know!?
how is my post about this lost to time but yours is up here 😔
damn i didnt see yours i feel bad
that's my microwave, you stole it :(
yes i do have those things
I dont have a microwave