As a (FMF) Hospital Corpsman who I pulled a Dime 12 yrs ago I approve this meme
You canât do that LLoyd! Lloyd!
Just when I think you can't get any dumber you go and do something like this... and completely redeem yourself!!
I got worms!
That's what we're gonna call it đ
He definitely has a better one fs
This is what happens when the circlejerk sub goes private
She's literally turned away from the camera to show her ass. It's a real piece of work I'll admit but like, what the fuck why? It's a family photo lmao idiot.
Compliments and attention, probably. Shit Iâd do the same if I looked this good. Iâd be so annoying
I, too, would be ho-tastic.
This is the most honest statement Iâve ever read.
The older Iâve gotten the more I realize that humans naturally are drawn to behaving this way when they get more money, even if theyâre good people. Doesnât mean theyâre suddenly bad, but weâre always quick to say things like âI wouldnât get plastic surgeryâ or âI wouldnât buy expensive clothesâ if we were all richy rich rich. I honestly donât think thatâs the case. Same with good looks. We like showing off.
Money can lock in those bad behaviors- imo
They ain't no crawdads on them leggins look elsewhere.
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5mo
THIS is what you consider "total slut"?
You sound like a jealous incel lmao
Guarantee his post history unironically talks about women as âfemalesâ
Worse: âfemale speciesâ
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5mo
The 1700s called, they want their Puritanism back.
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5mo
You didnât say âtrashyâ, you called her a slut for this. Trashy, maybe, but slut is a bit of a reach.
Sure. I wouldnât have kids though theyâre smelly
dawg turn off the pornhub and go join a softball league or something
It's not even good looking. It's gross. How is having a huge ass even remotely attractive?
An abnormally sized shit squeezer isn't sexy at all. Downvote me all you want, ya neckbeards
Are you sure youâre into women?
Not these bimbos
To each their own
Mods ban him
Why do we let incels in here
The birth of analytics let these weirdos think they are welcome/s
Itâs just a big juicy butt. Those are really cool in my opinion.
Because she knew it would end up here.
She did it for us. đ
Shes an "influencer" with a much bigger following than him, over 100k more ig followers.
"influencer"'s only think about the "brand", especially when a camera is out.
Like, I remember yoga pants being very popular 10 years ago, but when did it become the the norm to have them so tight that your ENTIRE ass crack is exposed? Lmao.
Not complaining, but girls that do this type of shit are in the same category as strippers imo
I guess she's advertising her "product" in a family photo then
Itâs nuts how some of these girls have 1M followers and every reel is pretending to wake up, them doing makeup (featuring ass) , at the gym (featuring ass), or mixing supplements (featuring ass).
Good for them make money however but itâs pretty much soft core playboy lol must be nice
Exactly why they cling to someone with a stable job & high income. One will def outlast the other.
Idk how tf you could tolerate your partner doing that shit all the time. Money and big butt I guess?
Itâs a reaction at this point
Yeah. That pose is so intentional. Iâm not complaining, but itâs fucking weird for a family photo at your husbands place of work.
Her ass is her entire personality. She's absolutely the type that goes to the gym with a camera focussed on her ass "to watch her technique" and then posts the videos on social media and claims to be an "influencer".
Then complain about people staring at her ass in the gym but then post the video for millions to stare at online.
Bingo! đ
A guy who has never once spoken to this girl knows her entire personality lol.
dude is an incel
Vibes are not great in this thread, or the r/nflcirclejerk one
I love a nice ass as much as the next guy but it is off putting that this chick couldnât take a single photo without presenting her ass for the world
Advertising to the dudes still on the roster
Itâs the only thing of value she offers the relationship. She must show it off at all opportunities.
Calm down, if her ass triggers you this much then just don't look at it lol
Go outside
No such thing as bad press
Sheâs a woman lol
What's the problem?
Stop sexualising her to fuck you absolute freak
What's the problem?
I'm no expert but it looks to me like she's more interested in self promoting than taking a family picture. Not to mention what she's promoting is basically incel bait which is doubly concerning for a family picture.
Stop sexualizing her
She's doing that herself my dude. Did you look at the picture?
to fuck
Huh?
you absolute freak
Seems like a kind of disproportionate reaction but okay
She's sexualising herself hahahaha touch grass dude, how do you even function around women?
She has a cracking ass, fair play to her for working out and showing that off. It's no different than a man wearing a vest to show off his muscles.
What are you the Mayor of Simptown? You looking for campaign donations simply boy?
Men have asses too. Wouldn't it be exactly the same as a man wearing a thong, tights and posing in a way that we could see it?
A man is more than willing to do that and I'd have no issues with it.
I bet you wouldn't.
Because sheâs a woman of the people
Bro, what does being a corpsman have anything to do with this? You looking for people to thank you for your service?
I thought they were someone who likes corpses
FMF is my favorite search on Pornhub, not sure what else it could mean
Donât ask me the color of anything
Thatâs one heck of a tight end, oh wait he is a fullback
And so is she
This sub needs to go touch some grass. Thirsty motherfuckersâŠ.
Itâs 10 degrees Fahrenheit outside. Iâm staying inside and looking at this chickâs ass.
Yeah but the thirst is crazy for sure. Weird mfs. You right there with them though
Please stop using this phrase. It holds absolutely no weight. How many times have you heard someone say âgo touch some grassâ. The phrase doesnât need you repeating it. What type of lifestyle do you think you live? âGo touch some grassâ Jesus Christ
Seems this struck a nerve, have you tried touching grass?
I only touch air
Sounds like something someone who doesnât have access to grass would say ⊠đ€
Artificial turf is ruining this world
Sound like an old person phase to go smoke weed, like a safety meeting in residential construction just means go smoke a bowl
Bruh ainât not reason for your wife to be showing up to your job like that
Unless she lookin to upgrade from that fullback contract
Gaht Dayum
Why not? Her career may be more stable than his
Yeah, why not? She looks great. It's not a crime to wear clothes.
Bc they removed dignity & respect from the dictionary.
She's dressed pretty normally dude
Normal for what?
It's normal clothes?
I genuinely don't see anything wrong with what she's wearing. If you do it's because you're sexualising a woman posing for a picture with her family.
she's got her fat ass in skin tight clothing pointed right at the camera, bro
Itâs got a built in thong up her ass
She's pretty much walking outdoors in lingerie.
Your comments on this post are cracking me up. Yes, she IS posing for a picture with her family. By sticking her ass out and facing it towards the camera.
The other people in these comments are just giving her the exact type of attention sheâs looking for with that. The same type of attention thatâs made her instagram career possible.
That outfit and pose? Sheâs trying to upgrade to 1st team.
As not a FMF Corpsman, go get laid dude.
Thank you for your service
Attention whoring never goes out of business.
She's gonna break her back if she tries to shove her ass out any further.
What's her OF?
"TheFutureMrsRodgers"
TYFYS
People donât really stand like that, no?! Iâd be worried about a cramp kicking in. đźđ
If any of yâall ever dated a woman that had this look you know what youâre in for.. just a heads up to those who havenât .. it is exhausting.
This. We can appreciate this because she isn't our wife or gf wearing us out. Congrats on the sex tho. Damnnnn. To each their own, but it seems like she forgot her shorts. Someone should let her know or just keep "minding their business/staring from afar" hahaha....
Are Reddit football fans really this down bad? Get some yourself already
Don't have to be down bad to appreciate a nice ass
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Too busy watching the games bro!
Down this bad? It this down bad? What is down bad the new little slang term for the kids?
Typical Texans fan moment. I wouldnât expect yâall to get it
Typical Texans fan moment
Lmao poor H-town out here catching strays. Dudeâs got a Titans flair
Maybe itâs a joke on the how some Texans fans are arguing they should wear the oiler throwbacks?
He changed his flair lol
Weak concept weak pun weak all around
Itâs just the top comment on this image when it was posted yesterday made into a meme.
Thanks I hate even more now
I miss football when fullbacks were a big part of every offense
NHL WAGS > NFL WAGS
Yeah but NHL dudes are also male models on skates so they pull hotter gfâs
Bro thats a kid!
BawDAMN
Sheâs poking it out. More like a half back lol
Soooo she wore this to practice where all the other players are at too... Girl you can wear that at home for your man... Youre wearing that for the boys
Big mistake. That might be the best back in the league
They were just celebrating his re-signing with some cake Lol
Not one little ounce of self respect. Women like this will 1000% divorce you
She got a fat ass so I call her fat ass
lol more butt implants
Buncha little boys in here commenting because they canât handle the sight of the human form. And canât believe that a woman should be able to independently dress however the fuck she wants to dress.
Whoâs saying she canât dress like that? Fact is, if you do dress like that, this is the type of attention you are looking for. And sheâs getting it.
Nothing wrong with any of it.
Lots of commenters are shaming her, thatâs who.
Shaming is completely different from saying someone can't do something.
The reality is if you're going to come outside in skin-tight clothing, and then purposely stick your ass in a awkward position in a family photo , be ready for people to judge you lol.
Thatâs exactly my point. Little boys have to shame someone for the way they choose to dress. This includes you. Itâs a family photo with a family in it. Everyone in the family has a human body. Only uptight puritans find a way to ashamed of the human body that âgodâ gave them.
I mean that's a adorable attempt at name calling and ad hom,and nice try at somehow including religion, but doesn't refute anything I said at all lol.
Yes, everyone in the family has a human body. Yettt only one of the members are wearing a more than skin tight article of clothing, and posing hilariously unnaturally, especially considering the context of it being a family photo with a child.
I'm not sure where the obsessive victim searching is coming from, a dude wearing a skintight outfit and trying to awkwardly show off his jock in a family photo would get laughed at just as much .
He gyaattt to be lucky
imagine instead of just appreciating that fine fine ass, fantasizing about her posing and how she is supposedly the worst person in the world for that. Lmao, just relax.
What is up with all the posts gawking at Players SO? It's some cuck shit lol
cuck shit lol
It is creepy but it is literally the opposite of cuck shit.
The wives do it for us..
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Get bitches bro đ„
That has to be jelly because jam donât shake like that!
I think she just has gas đš
I bet she can open a pickle jar with that ass!
It's good to see her back.
lol!
Yooooooo. Iâm obsessed.
He deserved to be cut.
He should, clearly be hold 2+ kids right now married to that.
Failed season for sure now.
Why do fullbacks and punters have the prettiest wives when they get paid minimum salary
Girl you shit with that ass?
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Holy geez, look at the butt on thatâŠ.. Ya, he must work out.