And after, be sure to watch Scary Movie 3 that heavily parodies it
I literally cannot pull up a mental image of The Ring, it's all been replaced with the Scary Movie version
HOW THE HELL DO YOU WAKE UP DEAD
Cindy! The tv is leaking!
Cindy! The news is on! Another little white girl done fell down a well!
Some watery tart comes out of my TV and she’s gonna get her ass kicked.
CINDY! THIS BITCH IS MESSING UP MY FLOOR!