Or someone left their keys in the car at the park and some ducks took it joyriding
My money's on thieving ducks. But I'm prejudiced against ducks so who knows.
When I was a little child, the old apartment superintendent told me that his finger was bitten off by a duck. I spent the next 25 years believing ducks can bite off fingers.
Those crafty bastards even get humans to spread fear and lies for them. Something must be done about these quacking menaces!
He didn’t say how long it took. Maybe the duck was gnawing away for an hour before he noticed.
Oh my g... we must eradicate all those deplorable, fluffy, ducky wuckies!
That's just good science.
Ducks eat for free at Subway!
I was there, 4,000 years ago
I’m thinking ducks as well.
I second this, I live in West Virginia and it's nothing to see this all the time, farmers getting outdated or otherwise none saleable bread and using it for the cows and ducks etc that they raise. It's free feed......
This is the most logical answer someone is collecting expired bread for livestock.
Could also be an events person or collecting donations. My wife does events - once had to buy about 100 packs of everything seasoning bagels and squeezed them into her compact car. Whole car smelled of bagels for months afterward.
If you go to bakery outlets you'll see carts heaped full of stuff for animal feed purposes, it's dirt cheap since it's past expiration
Maybe his airbags don't work
Definitely the guy from the maths problem
If 700 breads are traveling east at 45 miles per hour, and 250 peanut butters are traveling west at 80 miles per hour on the same road, how many fatalities per peanut butter sandwich will there be when they collide?
Roosters don’t lay eggs.
So this is how they do math in america
7 states have laws that maths can only be taught using guns & ammo
Find the surface covered by 30 bullet cases dropped from firing a magazine of an ar 15 , wind speed =eagle2
Lunch is pizza with 9mm bullets and pepperoni. You can 3d print a gun from the pepperoni provided.
67 freedom eagles per budweiser
They got that bread
It’s an audoughmobile.
In this heat it will soon be toast
Gotta love the smell of yeast in the evening
I was at the local landfill dumping my trash. There was a guy next to me with an entire truck filled with fresh bread and he was dumping it. He said hey you want some bread it’s good stuff! I declined and asked where it came from. It was bread donated to his church by local companies for the poor but they had no way of getting it to those in need.
Then a couple weeks later, I saw the same guy dumping bread. I mentioned it to some people at work, one guy who lives in a different county said he’s seen someone dumping bread at a different landfill.
So it appears churches get lots of fresh bread but throw it away because they aren’t getting it to the poor.
makes sense. It's probably from bakeries, and that bread is stale after a few days, moldy after a few more. It's difficult to distribute something so quickly perishable unless you are running a soup kitchen that could use it the same day or something. If they have a food bank, they probably give out what they can that day and toss the rest.
They have at yeast 50 bags
This shouldn't have made me laugh as much as it did.
If this were in a video game:
Loot - 3 loaves of bread
Not for nothin but if that bread goes bad seeing out their windows will be the yeast of their problems
All I, All I, All I wanted, Was a bit of bread
At least it's not wonderbread
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Bread 👍
Who let soldier near the teleporter again?
Over here, people who run food shacks often do this.
I've seen bar owners and corner shop owners buying beers and spirits in large quantities in Asda (Walmart). One time, someone even had a pallet truck and a whole pallet of lemonade at the checkout.
They can save money (and so make more money) by doing it, since the supermarkets are often very cheap, especially when they have offers on.
Beer is the best example. I can buy Corona from Asda for as little as 73p per 330mls in cans. Bottles are as low as 81p.
If I go to a pub or club, the same costs at least £5. And last time I was in the Rescue Rooms next to Rock City, they were selling the cans of Corona instead of bottles (like they used to).
In most places you can't sell alcohol without buying it from a licensed distributor and getting the tax stamps. When I worked in a restaurant we could buy produce from the supermarket if we ran out, but never beer!
I realise that, but that doesn't mean they all follow the rules.
Some of the independent supermarkets/corner shops definitely do it (I've seen them). Years ago, I was even buying beer myself from one, which it transpired had not come from a licensed distributor (it had come over from Europe (well before Brexit), and had no English on it at all).
For non-alcoholic products, though, when Asda has Rollback promotion on, people go in first thing and clear the shelves of some items, and then sell them either at their local supermarket rates (in their own supermarket/corner shop), or on eBay.
Good point, I worked for a franchised chain. Management had much more scrutiny from corporate so rules like that were enforced. (Not so much the rules for employee treatment of course...)
Also on the non-alcoholic side, I've lost count of the times I've bought something in a corner shop that has 'Not to be sold individually' or some such on the side. Usually small bottles of Lucozade.
And fresh food items? Only a few years ago I bought ham salad baguette in a corner shop. When I opened it, it has spots of green mould on it, and when I looked it was days past its 'use by' (took it back and got a refund). And only last year, I went to another corner shop and picked up a snack pork pie. When I looked outside, it was three days past the 'use by' (just binned it).
There's Rules, and then there are 'rules' (aka 'guidelines' to some people) 😊
Those are pre-hatched corgis.
That must be the bread winner
laughs in French
Is there a battle going on nearby? Because that wagon looks like it's been bread for war.
Loafing around
Midwesterner preparing for a bad storm
This was taken in Minnesota... But also an old pic I forgot I had from last June... Maybe they froze it?
Woah nice. Those are rare
This guy Ducks.
Made me think of this fun Urbanus (Belgium comedian) in a movie.
Hogs. Feeding hogs is done with bread that route men pick up from stores. Hog framers go buy it for a lot less than fresh.
At least they’ll never have to question who the bread winner in the relationship is
Buddy worked at a wrecking yard crushing cars part time. They had a van get scrapped that was FULL of rotton groceries. Like a full size van full of horrifically cotton .groceries. They wouldn't open the doors let alone crush it. It smelled so preposterously bad. They just took a loader and dumped it on the back of the property to be crushed in 10 years when everything has decomposed
it's a bread box
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The authorities show up hours later
Peter: Who called the authorities?
Pontius: whistles I think it what was that guy points to random dude just chilling
Jesus: Tell the truth
Pontius: Ok! Fine! It was me. I needed the silver.
Currently it's a stationary bread wagon
When I said “we need a wheelman to get away with all this dough…..I assumed you understood I wasn’t being literal.”
I've read a math question about this person, I'm sure of it
Patty wagon.
Everything I see reminds me of her
oh no they found me
Looks like Neil Breen is filming another movie…
It's pudding time children!
Carbo loading
DM me address I'm loading up my station wagon full of bologna
It must be on its way to Oprah’s house.
Sounds like a villain from an episode of The Tick! Bread master maybe?
at least their covered in the car. I always laughed when going down a country road and seeing a loaf of bread in the middle of the road. Somebody had their bread go airborne from the back of their pickup truck.
When you're bready come and get it...
Or “A lot of bread surrounded by station wagon”
Better than the other way around, I guess
Found? Like someone lost it?
Armabreading
Finders, Keepers!
Maybe a duck drives that Volvo? I’m convinced.
great bread heist?
That's not how to cure a yeast infection.
Maybe they have a big family that's really into bread
Driven by that fucking Aflac duck, no doubt.
Leave my mans alone, he’s stacking that bread.
Soon to appear on r/dumpsterdiving
They’re either setting out to feed a whole bunch of ducks.. or they’re waging a personal war on carbs. If the latter is the case, I can’t tell whether they’re winning or losing.
I knew a family who did this for pigs, expired bread. It was awesome going over there as a child to whip bread into the never ending bread devouring pig pen.
NICE
Let's get that bread homie
Taking advantage of that "Free bread for ducks" policy at subway....
Either owns animals or is a hunter looking to bait.
Was it going to a smash mouth concert?
Ever heard of a “breadvan”?
It’s one of those bread perverts!
Somebody’s having a cook out!! Where do you think the burgers are hiding?
Somebody’s having a cookout!! Where do you think the burgers are hiding?
Animal feed, or alcohol base
This guy sandwiches!
Now I'm beginning to feel like a bread God, bread God
The Walking Dead game chapter 1 stationwagon
Noice buns.
Bread in the sun, on a closed car. Does the owner of the bread want to Speedrun the creation of mold in the bread?
I wish I also had enough “dough” to drive a “rolls”.
another one on his way to go fuck up the digestion of his local water fowl.
Gustavo Fring had an epiphany, turned his life around, and now hustles bread.
This guy wishlisted Animal Well.
Alexa, play Rollin by Limp Bizkit
ITS THE GUY FROM 5TH GRADE MATH
Bread helps reduce humidity in a car like rice in salt.
a little bit of a stretch to call that bread tbh
It’s the truth. Bread that can last months in the bag without getting hard or moldy ain’t bread. One of the worst food items you can have in your diet and it’s all many people know as “bread”.
Used to have a mother and daughter who would buy all our expiring bread and two roll packs of paper towels, then steal other items.
Reminds me of the story out of Feasterville, Pa (outside Philly)
BREAD SQUEEZER SENTENCED TO PROBATION SAMUEL FELDMAN MUST ALSO PAY $1,000 IN RESTITUTION. HE HAD BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF DAMAGING BAKED GOODS. Author: Oshrat Carmiel, INQUIRER SUBURBAN STAFF
https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueCrime/comments/dspbvr/weird_philly_crimes_4_yardleys_bread_molester/
One of my spirit guides when I do a shit ton of shrooms keeps giving loaves of bread that I don't want or need. Maybe it's the same lady. haha
Shrooms! 😵💫
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Years ago I lived near a sheep farm. The person who ran it would collect bread from the local stores when they were throwing it out past the sell by date. Supplemented the sheeps feed with it. Might be the same kind of thing.