There's no Doritos-Mountain Dew proportions, but the more flavor dust on the Doritos and the colder the Dew, the higher the spawn rate will be.
Also, you are sacrificing your virginity, so unless you still have it, it will not work. You're just stripping down and letting it all hang loose, no sticking it anywhere. If the gamer were to spawn in while you were in the middle of something, it would either de-spawn or become aggroed, so it's best to allow it to see your vulnerability in order to communicate your innocence and non-violence to it.
Also, despite many rumors, not all gamers who spawn are horrible recluses who shout insults about your mother over your headphones. There's a rare chance, depending on your own rank, to land a rare "Golden Gamer," who sleeps at night, eats a balanced diet, and lives a respectable lifestyle.
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