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If you think I won't understand, try yelling your question louder at me.
I'm not good with recipes. I couldn't tell you what the ingredients are in it.
Well…
Surprisingly, this is an answer to the question, although it is a particularly disturbing one.
What does the question mean?
I believe it's "is anyone here called reinsch?".
Correct, the thing is: when you say “reinsch heißt” in german it sounds like “rein scheißt” which translates to “shits in it”. The whole phrase will then be “is here somebody shitting in it”
Legendär
Hier ist nur Dünsch
Szereted a tejet?
I don't have a secret jet. I'm not that wealthy.
If you want to know what did I ask,I asked: Do you like milk?
Wow, that was really cool
Én nagyon szeretem a tejet!
Grote of kleine piemel?
If it's a big pie, I'm in.
You saved yourself from having a tiny pp
So if it's a big penis, you're in? I would think that through twice lol.
Zeer mooi
with my German I believe I understood the question
Mikä on sinun suosikki eläin?
Yeah, I can sing the song come on Eileen.
Nailed it . Whatever the question was . This is the correct answer
Mikor voltál utoljára részeg?
Yeah, I'm totally doing this for real.
You are totally doing the last time you were drunk?
Kell akciós bojler?
Van egy olyan érzésem hogy a Magyar az egy olyan nyelv amit nem fog megérteni soha senki rajtunk kívűl xd
Nem gondoltam volna, hogy magyar lesz az első amit meglátok lol
Lol magyar
PORQUE ME ODIA MI MAMA?!?!
Your mom definitely smells like pork.
Dude you killed him
So his mother hates him because she smells like pork?
Mennäänkö saunaan juomaan olutta?
I fuck up a sauna bro. I just don't have one.
I guess thats a yes
Für wieviel Geld würdest du dir selbst durch beide Kniescheiben schießen?
I've never joined a weevil guild. But yes, I'd imagine it'd be really weird. Especially if it's in a church for people with knee problems.
what he wrote as a question: For how much money would you shoot yourself through both kneecaps
Not only in, but through the kneecaps.
Waarom zijn er zoveel weebs?
A war room of weebs wouldn't be an effective war room.
In my language Afrikaans it goes "Waarom is hier soveel weebs?"
∴⍑|| ↸𝙹ᒷᓭ ᒲ|| ᓭ╎ᓭℸ ̣ ᒷ∷ ⎓╎リ↸ ᔑ リᒷ∴ ꖎ𝙹⍊ᒷ 𝙹⎓ ⍑ᒷ∷ ꖎ╎⎓ᒷ ᒷ⍊ᒷ∷|| 𝙹ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ∷ ᒲ𝙹リℸ ̣ ⍑ ∴⍑╎ꖎᒷ ╎ ᓵᔑリℸ ̣ ⎓╎リ↸ ᒲ|| ᒲᒷᓵ⍑ᔑリ╎ᓵᔑꖎ !¡ᒷリᓵ╎ꖎ ⎓∷𝙹ᒲ 30 ᒲ╎リ⚍ℸ ̣ ᒷᓭ ᔑ⊣𝙹?
OK. Once I'm done translating these other comments, we'll hop in the flying saucer and bounce. Give me a bit more time. There's a lot of comments for me to get through.
How do you have minecraft enchanting table language
ℸ ̣ ᒷᓵ⍑リ╎ᓵᔑꖎꖎ|| ╎ℸ ̣ ᓭ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ᓭℸ ̣ ᔑリ↸ᔑ∷↸ ⊣ᔑꖎᔑᓵℸ ̣ ╎ᓵ ᔑꖎ!¡⍑ᔑʖᒷℸ ̣ ᔑリ↸ ╎ ꖌリ𝙹∴ ᒷᔑᓵ⍑ ꖎᒷℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ᒷ∷ ʖ⚍ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ℸ ̣ ||!¡ᒷ ╎ℸ ̣ ╎ ⋮⚍ᓭℸ ̣ ᓭᒷᔑ∷ᓵ⍑ᒷ↸ ᒷリᓵ⍑ᔑリℸ ̣ ╎リ⊣ ℸ ̣ ᔑʖꖎᒷ ℸ ̣ ∷ᔑリᓭꖎᔑℸ ̣ 𝙹∷._.
translation: technically its the standard galactic alphabet and i know each letter but to type it i just searched enchanting table translator ._.
snědl jsi fazole?
No thank you, I don't need one.
opovažuješ se nerespektovat fazole !!?
Damn bro, I said no thank you. Idk why you respect the fazole so much but I'm good.
fun fact: fazole is beans
Always respect the beans
fun fact: fazole still beans in romanian
well fasole but that does not matter
Sněz ty fazole!
Jesteś mądry?
No, my mom is wet.
Jak tak patrzę na odpowiedzi to średnio
Heb jij een kut leven?
I mean, if the moods right.
I’m dying because this is a proper answer, he asked if you have a shitty life
Nogal
Meeste mensen op r/memes
Wann starten wir eigentlich den nächsten Krieg?
Ti piace prendere pali in culo?
I try not to put anything between my butt cheeks.
Surprisingly accurate response to "do you like getting poles in your butthole" - op are you italian?
I knew culo was butt or butt cheeks from the mob movies hahah.
Si. Il mio hobby preferito. 10/10 lo raccomanderei
Bist du eine Hase?
I have a lot.
You have a lot of being a rabbit?
Oh dang, I sound stupid.
Bist du *ein Hase
ano ang gusto mo sa pizza mo
You like white pizza? Not sure that's a question but that's cool bro.
Missä sinappi on?
Rick and morty.
"where's the mustard"
and then he turned himself into a pickle
Was ist deine Meinung zum Rinderkennzeichnungsfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz?
Can you repeat that slower and louder? This can't be a real word.
It's one of the longest German words in the Duden, the official German dictionary. There is actually one longer word in that dictionary, but I thought 63 letters are enough. You can find two even longer words in the Guinness World Record Book with 80 and 85 letters, but these are a bit overkill.
R I N D E R K E N N Z E I C H N U N G S F L E I S C H E T T I K I T I E R U N G S Ü B E R W A C H U N G S A U F G A B E N Ü B E R T R A G U N G S G E S E T Z.... ok do you get it now?
hindi ka ba naliligo?
I could pretend to speak hindi. I think I'm nailing it!
it's actually Filipino haha
Vil du begå selvmord sammen med mig
I'm not a big fan of salmon.
I understood this as a Flemish guy with only a tiny bit of understanding of Danish
Was hältst du vom Rindfleischettikierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz?
No.
How about a Aufmerksamkeitsdefizit-Hyperaktivitätsstörug?
HAAHAHHAHAHA
Comment est-ce que tu pense que l’économie de pays plus pauvres on effects sur la culture américaine modern et les éthiques divergentes des nations unies qui évoluent plus rapidement que les experts pensent alors que le virus d’aujourd’hui les ravageant?
I think the economies of the world will survive or adapt and I think progressive ideas are required for all economies to meet the needs of the people utilizing them. I think American culture has been a hindrance towards minimizing the virus. I wouldn't mind seeing modern American ethics change for the better. (I sorta feel like I scored a 30% on this question).
No no, you did it right, do you use a translator ?
Edit: ok it was easier than i thought
I’m proud that in 2 years of French 1 I was able to understand most of this makes me less nervous that I’ll do bad in French 2 this year
We learning booooooiiiiii!!!
Fuuuuck dude. My names Randy! Je m'appelle Randy!!!
Wenn Glühwürmchen auf LSD sind, sind sie dann LED?
Yeah dude, definitely. If you eat LEDs, you won't have a good trip. LSD is definitely the way to go.
Kas ananass käib pitsa peale?
Vad tänker du om den ryska statens internationella politik? Anser du den aggressiv?
I mean any time a tank is out, it's aggressive politics. Use your tanks as a deterrent, but not as the aggressor.
That’s actually a decent answer…
Cosa chiede a san Gennaro?
I've never cheated on her!
Sono G i a p p o n e s e
Sono giapponese
Ты гей?
That's a good question, I probably should just give it a shot.
It said “are you gay?” XD
He's gonna give being gay a shot. He came out of the closet. I'm so happy for him.
This makes his statement of not preferring to take anything between his buttcheeks seem kinda sus
Ты ебобо?
I'm. Definitely not that.
yo that is the right answer i guess. the question was slightly translated to "are you dumbass?"
Σου αρέσει να κοπανάς τα αρχίδια σου σε κώλο γριάς γαϊδάρας;
I would if you would let me touch you.
Lmao I asked if you like to strike your balls against an old donkey's asshole
Wenn Karotten verwendet werden können, um jemanden zu garotten, kann dann jemand Karotten verkaufen?
I don't think it's weird to eat carotene. If your body demands it, probably eat it.
The Question he wrote: If carrots can be used to garotting someone, can someone sell carotts then?
متى اخر مرة اكلت موزة ؟
I like my eggs scrambled with cheddar or over-easy with toast to dip.
موز مش بيض
I asked about bananas not eggs
Pretty good guess, you got the food part
Is deze post G E K O L O N I S E E R D?
This post is not.
G E K O L O N I S E E R D
G E K O L O N I S E E R D, natuurlijk dude altijd
Come nascono i bambini?
Niech zgadnę
Używasz tłumacza od google
আপনি যেখানে থাকেন সেখানে এখন তাপমাত্রা কত ?
I didn't touch that donkey. That must have been someone else at the party.
The question was- "What's the current temperature of the place you're living RN?"
He asked u the temperature of where u live?
kya aapke toothpaste mein namak hai?
No I wouldn't eat apple toothpaste, even if you gave it to me.
Hai Mai avuto una ragazza?
I've never done an auto regatta. Sounds interesting though.
A true redditor
Widzisz mnie?
It can mean anything you want. I'm totally full of shit so my words don't matter.
किन?
Once, in college.
Asal hang gay
I wouldn't know if Sal is hung or gay.
integrate sin( x2 )dx
Din ce e făcută?
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2.8y
Maple syrup is better from Canada. I like russian vodka though.
Ist eine Person die Schafe schlägt ein Mähdrescher?
You should fire that person as your hair dresser.
Hast du Stoff??
I got the stuff.
मैं बेवकूफ क्यूं हूं?
Because it's fun to look at.
Wie stehst du zur Bundestagswahl im September?
Hvor mange ruller med dasspapir har du i ræva?
I don't use a ruler when I write on paper. It's not necessary most of the time in order to read English.
comment manges-tu des pizzas ?
I'd eat pizza with you if you ordered some.
Torille?
Нахуя дохуя нахуярили?
アホか？
Cred că ne îndreptăm vertiginos către un sfârșit al omului că ființa rațională. Ceea ce devine omul este o imagine oglindită a aparențelor. Trist.
That seems like more of a statement, but I'm pretty rational too. Of course I could imagine seeing a parent.
Bruh omul a zis o intrebare nu un mid-life crysis what the fuck
האם אתה אוהב פורנוגרפיה של ילדים?
Wow. I can't believe they did that to you. I don't think I could go through with it.
Watching child pronography? Proud of you mate
Ví tvá máma, že si teplý?
Kya aapke biwi bachchey hain?
Ist hier irgendjemand der Reinsch heißt?