Ironically I'm the fat guy. Yeah I'm losing weight but none of it seems to be from there.
I am this comment
same. Fucking sucks.
Haven't lost any hair yet, but I've caught a grey hair and I'm not even past my mid 20s yet :P
And can confirm on the nose and ear hair. Makes me feel like an old man.
Protip for razor shavers: most models can fit a corner inside your nostril to cut back the longest and most annoying hairs. Much less painful than plucking them.
Ugh, started going grey at 35!, fully grey now (56) and balding.
I have ear/nose trimmers, which work ok usually.
I already have a bit of grey hair at 14.
Thats fine, gray hair can start very early for some. Ive known a few in my school around your age with similar vomplaints. One actually has strands of gray gair all over the head
May I introduce you to nose trimmers? :D
I’ve just reached my 20s and I have more greys than I can count! Doesn’t bother me, but people always seem to think I’m older than I actually am.
I was here at 25 RIP
Why does ass hair even exist
Shave it off and you will find out soon enough
Pretty sure the only problem from shaving it off is it gets sharp. Life was pretty good as a kid before it
Your farts are guaranteed to produce significant notification if you remove the muffles
But you'll use like 80% less toilet paper to wipe yourself clean.
Imagine wiping
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Imagine not doing both
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You shitting sterilized shit or something?
It's been drenched with alcohol, so yeah.
You people use paper and bidets? I shove a tube up there and can defecate without making a mess /s
Unless you eat KFC every night you don't need both, I use a high pressure water gun, not one of these stupid auto bidets things that spray a straight line up your ass, it's a gun that splashes in a circle shape and can be aimed anywhere, nothing will stand its pressure, it can be used to clean stains inside the toilet too.
I've recently joined the bidet gang.
It feels like that and was a life changer
Imagine wiping
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you still have to wipe
Wiping is for women /s
Yeah I hear wiping makes you gay.
Well women don’t poop so what’s the point in even toilet paper
Mate women aren’t even real
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Yeah real men let that shit crust
You need to spread those cheeks before you poop
:D good point
It also prevents chafing
Yup, one time idk why, but I thought it would by funny to mock my fiance by shaving my legs. I ended up using hair removal cream, slapped it all over my legs and thought fuck if, while I'm at it, let me do my butt and balls.
First off, don't use it on your balls. But more to the point of the ass hair:
Walking hurt as my ass cheeks slid together chaffing. And taking shits was the weirdest most uncomfortable feeling, which was depressing as taking a shit is my happy alone time.
? I have once and the only downside was when it started growing back.
How the hell do you shave that?
No reason
Never shaved ass hair ?
To filter poop and turn it into clean water
Same as armpit hair, to retain the odour we desperately want to mask
To reduce friction, so backshots are a bit safer, works like pubic hair
Blocks unwanted back shots
from a random internet guy, good job on losing weight man
Thanks mate
Its definitely the weight if you are obese I lost 27 kilos and started growing facial hair its probably something to do with your testosterone and estrogen levels since fat produces more estrogen
Why would facial hair help moobs
Ya know not to be mistaken for a woman. I've been called "ma'am" a couple times and it fucking sucks.
It'll happen. As a fat man with long hair I was called 'ma'am' for a while and I couldn't grow a beard till my mid-twenties
Maybe you guys should stop being fat.
And OP is trying to lose weight.. why be an ass about it . It takes time.
I’m motivating them.
Putting someone down and motivating someone is far from the same thing. Maybe learn the difference
It doesn't always work. Not so long ago I got mistaken for transgender. I don't usually trim my beard, but I'd been to a wedding and gotten it trimmed some so it looked nice-ish and not fat guy scraggly. Like the kind a genderfuck transgender woman might have. Next weekend I was at the park a bit away from the boat launch sitting by the edge fishing, and I took my shirt off. Some time later a guy came up and started talking, at first I thought he cared about the fish. Then he suddenly changed the topic to Alberta's recent ban on gender care, pointedly asking me what I thought of it. Then he asked he me which way I was going. I'm not going either way, I'm fat.
That's funny as fuck
Sorry that happens to you ma'am
Show them your luscious pubic and butthole hair
During covid when we had to wear the masks, I would get called ma'am at least once a month, even on the phone. I'm a skinny dude.
That means you sound like a girl. Which is indicative of estrogen. Are you straight?
I like boobs and the girl their attached to. So very.
My customer service voice I instinctively pitch up though, which doesn't help. My voice unfortunately is very nasally.
I get it. I just thought I’d ask. I’ll tell you for sure that when you pitch up on a customer service call, it will immediately make people perceive you are submissive and that is often assumed to be a feminine trait. Just telling you. You’re the one that brought all this up. Women also have a tendency to talk faster than men. You might do this because you are the expert and maybe a bit of a nerd on the subject, which is cool. Pitch down, slow down. People who are nasally tend to talk faster too. Speak from your chest. Be methodical about your words ans don’t ramble or over-explain things- and don’t show signs of anxiety. People can sense anxiety and it is not a masculine trait.
I've been referred to as a girl a handful of times around my 20-s. Just laugh at it and move on, it's hardly such a big deal, let a alone a "fucking sucks" moment.
EDIT: I meant "around the age of 20" rather then in my 20s, I'm currently in the middle of my 20s
Embrace it, I say
if you're someone who's indoors all day, easy way to burn more calories is to get a standing desk + walking pad. Then you game on your pc or just watch movies while walking
Holy shit, so sorry to hear that man
Go read Boku Girl. It will expand your way of life.
If you want a summary, it's about a guy who's been teased all his life because he look like a girl. When entering highschool, he moved to live in a dorm. But one day Loki (the Norse god) decided to transform him into a real girl just for fun because he was bored.
It's a good read and the manga is finished I'll leave that knowledge here.
Begone Psyop
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That's like saying "stop being sad" when they have depression.
Grow a long enough beard to cover them up
Use Sudo apt remove
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sudo pacman -Rcns <package>
Sudo rm -rf //pubes && mkdir facial-hair
Hah
What's moobs and how is facial hair connected to them?
Moobs = man boobs?
beard = make up for men. compensate for being overweight with a beard.
I'm quite hairy, so I grow beards very fast, which allows me to easily experiment. However, the trade-off is body hair which is absolutely annoying. Don't mind it on my chest, legs or arms, but why the fuck do I need it on my hole? I hate using hair remover, but I have no choice with the arse hair. The only service it provides is suppression of farts, a benefit that isn't worth sacrificing easy wipes for.
Pubes I can deal with. Shoulder hairs I can deal with. But if I had a genie in a bottle, I would use up one of my wishes on the permanent removal of all anal hair.
Meh, I'd wish for all my body hair to be permanently removed.
Eyebrows? Nose hair?
How do you shave your butt hole?
Very carefully
Ngl I laughed hard at that
The more you exercise the more testosterone your body will produce. The more hair stimulation that will grow do to said increase. However creatine may be associated with hair thinning. I would also avoid Tren.
Youre gonna have to thug it out with protein powder and diff supplements. Consistency is key no matter what. Some days you'll be off some will be better and you'll feel strong AF.
I have noticed my beard which was already full has become even fuller.
Do cardio 30 mins in your routine as well.
I lift about 5-6 days a week. I am trying to get the weight off of me as well.
Keep going do not stop. In 6 months to a year you will see results. Again. Do not give up or stop. Keep fucking going. You can and will do it. By then then the moobs will shrink and that face will get some more hair. (Also the rest of your body...)
the creatine thing is a myth because it was based off of one study that couldn't be replicated so by now most experts consider it to be invalidated afaik. Ive been taking it for 2 years now
And for your beard its probably because you lost some face fat which made the skin shrink slightly making the hair look thicker, fuller.
Brother my hair level has increased wildly. It could be a mixture of losing the weight and better hormone balance due to diet change and exercise.
yep definitely.....less visceral fat means less aromataze which means less test gets converted to dht and estrogen. For fat guys their testes will be pumping more test just to maintain an healthy amount of estrogen, dht is just the byproduct which causes hair loss among other things.
Thanks mate :). I've only got enough time to run about 3-4 times a week. Something is definitely better than nothing. No gyms nearby so I can't really lift even if I wanted to. I still do some body weight exercises whenever I can.
Nothing wrong with running 3-4 times a week.
If you run too often you might get injured, 3 to 4 times seems like a good amount.
Fat in my body:
• go to the actual body ❌️
• acne ✔
Lift weights, in particular bench presses and squats.
It won't help the hair situation, but it will fix the man-boob problem by replacing them with pectoral muscles.
(Also, it might boost your testosterone, which has a side effect of more facial hair)
Might be a stupid question but how do squats work out your pecs?
They don't, the squats are to keep muscle development consistent across the body (prevents "chicken legs") and it also works out your core.
wish you the best in your health journey. I think it’s fantastic when people take their health into their own hands like that.
Keep it up on your journey to lose weight. And congratulations on what you've achieved.
A dermatologist might help you with the facial hair situation. I'm not sure how much your biology will allow, though. Either way, wish you luck.
You can take my facial hair...i friggin hate these
I’m sorry what?
Wax it. It sucks a little but it's not back tomorrow
You can always hair transplant those ass hairs to your face
Why am I literate?
Because you've been taught to read in school, most likely.
Well fuck you and your perfectly correct answer.
What if we can save our nails and hairs cut in young to make ourselfes younger in future. Like growing some organs from young preserved DNA
Aromatose inhibitors might help.
My weight loss it goes away from my face and shoulders real quick but the stupid belly and my back are stubborn as hell…
All I can grow is a goatee.
It went to my voice So im a short guy with a deep voice
I'm no expert but I think shaving one lot of hair you could use it elsewhere with a bit of glue you can have that beard you always wanted and be rid of asshole hair at the same time.
Meanwhile others (including me)
What! You guys don't pluck your butt hairs?
Yes, why is it necessary to conduct an investigation Sherlock
Very frustrating as someone with no chin
Me who doesn't like facial hair on me at all 😀
You probably have a lot of muscle built up already. When you lose the weight, you're gonna like your big chest, I guarantee it.
When I turned 30 my body hair seemed to double while I started balding 🤣🤣
If you've got long hair, cut it. You're losing weight so that's good. The facial hair will come with age. Until then, minimize things that make you look feminine - long hair, shirt too small or form fitting, etc.
The fuck is moobs? Plz educate me
Man boobs
I see. Never seen that acronym lol
Man boobs
I recommend waxing if you can afford it. Helps with the anal spikes lol . And try using beard rogaine, it might help. I bet you're nice to snuggle with tho.. ♡♡♡
Just glue your pubs to your face like in team America.
Try shaving ass hair and seeing the way sweat runs down your ass and tickles you in worst times
Testosterone problem, loose some Weight, eat healthy, get your sun and you will be ok.
I love beards, i want a beard, my legs look like if they where stolen from an ice age cavemen, i hace no facial hair, my dad does have a beard, fuck my genetics i guess
Son, you best them ass hairs for the long run
For everybody who's shaving. Try hair removal creme. A game changer in my opinion
it’s a hormonal thing, so the more you lose weight and reach your healthy bmi, the more your hormones will balance back out and become more stable. this should help with hair growth and coverage. but you gotta also know that it is majorly genetics with coverage, but i have found that massaging and/or derma rolling the areas you wish to see growth like thrice a week. rubbing in rosemary oil (correct me if i’m wrong) has also know to help some people. anyone feel free to correctly anything
where funny
I was wondering, if you prevent body hair growth with laser epilation, do you get more hair in other places, preferably on the head?
Word of advice: if you plan on shaving your butthole, keep up with it...
Meanwhile im here shaving my beard off every week
Why public hair calls that way? It is literally less public than beard or head hair 🤷♂️
Anyone else think the big guy looks like a titan?
I have allergies to pollen of many different plants and whenever I have hay fever ( typically from April to June) my body uses up all its natural resources to fight them and generates a ton of mucus, so if I ever get seriously sick during that time there’s a slim chance I’ll just be done for, because my body used up all its resources fighting an enemy that’s not a threat and that can’t be defeated
uhhhhhh what? umm no
Do not shave butthair
who the fuck has hair in their butthole
Who the fuck doesn't? Only if you're like 13
im 17 mate
Well idk what happened then, most people have hairy asses
Not inside the butthole but if you're really unlucky you get thick bushy hairs around your...hole
damn, i might be lucky i don’t
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at a certain age.. you start fighting nose hairs and ear hair.. and wonder what in the fuck is going on.. while losing head hair.