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You gotta be some kind of pissed off to miss a Christmas
Or not Christian.
I’m a Christian and I’d give up Christmas for this
Same
Wowwwww! Look at this guy! He’s so atheist ohh so cool! He doesn’t believe in a god oh he’s so badass-
I'm not atheist or saying religion is bad. I'm just saying that Chistmas is a Christian holiday.
… I’ve made a severe error in my judgment and now I feel like shit-
This has been a comedic masterpiece. Thank you for that and for admitting to a mistake humbly and remorsefully. That is a rare, good quality it seems. I wouldn't feel to bad about popping off wrongly on reddit though. Most people do it, and double down with something stupid when it's pointed out
Yeah I’ve just been a bit tired of me (god forbid) being interested in spirituality only to be dunked on for it so I admit my Jordans were stepped on a little too hard and I blew up, my bad
Haters is gonna hate. If someone stomps your shoe or tries to sweep your feet, their opinion doesn't matter because your life is your journey. It's understandable to be on edge when it happens pretty often, and blow up when someone does it again even by accident. You felt regret for it and admitted the mistake, so it's just another lesson you learned. Humans make mistakes, and your actions show you have a wise soul by learning from a mistake.
I hope you stay true to your path, and wish you great health, wealth, and love on it. And less haters. Lol
Lmao…you think Christmas is a Christian holiday? Christmas, in Christian religion, is the birth of Jesus…wrong date btw…they just stole it from the pagan and only because it was a popular holiday…
Oh, and I Betcha, somewhere in “Big Church”, there a record of how many people they “saved” while changing the purpose of this religion…
Independence Day! Washington didn't command all that schtick just to celebrate the fourth day of July.
This is why the biggest virtue of the US is being independent and self reliant. Unfortunately there isn't enough of it...
Aint that the unfortunate truth.
Then make a National Holiday out of it.
Madame liberty we salute you🫡
And we’ll do it again
Do we talk about the fact that the US army can't reach its objectives in recruitment ?
Bc they suck at advertising, mainly bc old farts direct the ads.
And their payment is shit.
I saw an ad last week. Some chick and her racially diverse co workers were doing some sort of music recording. Talking, laughing and having a ball in their office.
If that doesn't make you want to join up and fight, I don't know what will.
Because it's not worth it as much as it once was. America still absolutely has the resources to crush most of the other world's militaries.
But ironically Americans live in one of the worst countries in the developed world.
- a person who has never visited the US
IDK, based on their profile history I think they live in Texas. So they probably assume all of America is a bunch of racist, homophobic, gun crazed cowboys fans. I would hate America too if I thought that.
Cowboy fans are the worst. Packers all the way.
Yes sir! Go pack go! 🧀🧀🧀
LMAO
I too, as an American, hate my fully stocked fridge, Running water, indoor toilet, and Air Conditioning. Completely unplayable. Whoever coded this matrix is a silly, silly goose.
Yea I absolutely love how corrupt America is with corporations buying our politicians, record housing cost, higher than normal healthcare cost in the developed world, poor infrastructure, underfunded schools, lead in our water, over processed unhealth foods, forced religious indoctrination. Yea America is 'great.'
Last time I looked into it, they don't allow people above a certain BMI or on anti depressants. That rules out 75 percent of adults.
That's the point ...
No shit
Shut up commie
Kisses !
Good. If they get desperate enough they'll start making individual soldiers more deadly, which means mobile suits and power armor. Come on Gundam!
Wait. Did someone think they'd raise pay?
Because being a part of the military is more or less a scam.
It's advertised as you being part of a well oiled machine, getting trained and doing some small duty before getting out and going to college for free.
That's pretty much what it is. A not so well oiled machine the size of the world map that can put ten thousand soldiers anywhere in the word, in under 24 hours, and keep them well supplied. You do get training, 90% never see combat zones, and the pay is... better than bk at least. And free college.
What they don't tell you is that your on uncle sam's clock 24/7 every day of the year, and if you have to sweep water of the sidewalk because it's raining your gonna do it with a yes sir.
They set the bar too high
The minimum score for the Army is 35 on the ASVAB, and national guard accepts lower... Think of how smart the average person is, and think of the dumbest person alive. The guy in between those two? They would give that guy a brand new lifted truck to work for them, and they do that. The physical bar is as low as it can be for pack mules. How could they lower the bar any more than that?
It was a joke (just like our entire gov) dude chill
Thanks OP! I laughed so fucking hard at this
They look like they're trying to give themself a concussion lmao
Yep and would do it many more times if it meant getting rid of a mercenary army consripted to kill me when im awake.
And the thing is, the Americans didn’t have any shoes because they’d been on the run for so long they wore them out. Many didn’t have coats either. So when they beat the German mercenaries (the troops stationed at the other side of this river) the first thing they did is take all their boots and then took the guns away. Every time America does a last ditch effort to beat an enemy force on Christmas, they succeed. It happened in the revolution and in ww2.
“Yippee-ki-yay”. -George Washington
Our first Leeroy Jenkins
That moment when you lose most of the time, but you look so good doing it that you can’t be replaced.
You can lose ten hands of poker, and still get ahead if you win the right hand. America won a jackpot with ww2 because we were the only one with infrastucture standing at the height of the industrial revolution, and the global shipping industry from supplying the war.
The game started feeling like the last hour of Monopoly when one guy has most of the properties, and the rest are just trying not to lose first. America still has leeway to play recklessly from that.
USA! USA! USA!
Drunken Prussians
💀💀💀🤣
Before the trees spoke Vietnamese they spoke American (wait wrong war but still applicable)
AND WE WILL DO IT AGAIN THIS TIME WE WILL SWIM!!
We will make a literally tiny sun above your house and vaporize your neighborhood.
We've done it.
Twice.
Damn fucking right. Fuck the British empire lol
In the middle of the night, on Christmas, and under a holiday cease-fire.
There was no holiday ceasefire, you literally just made that up
Source? Didn’t think so. They hate us cuz they ain’t us
I live 5 minutes from where this happened and my kids when they were little liked to pick flowers and put them on the graves of all the young guys who died doing it. These men were very brave.
It sounds like you have great kids, they were brought up right. I couldn't agree more - it takes a certain man to do something like that. We need more people like the Founders and revolutionaries to step up these days. Happy Independence Day, and God bless.
"We"? Are you 300 years old? Wow.
Power of injecting liquid freedommeff into our veins son
So you always refer to your country in third person when talking about its history?
Bruh, war is hell. That's just how it is.
Plus, they had it coming.
Take your anti-American ass somewhere else
Motherfucker, I seem to be the most pro-American person on this sub at any given time. Begone!
My apologies; I misinterpreted this.
No worries
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Fuck off I'm celebrating
Did you apologize for it?
Yeah, but then they attacked again a couple years later.
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