Meat

* Foodporn Pics, Beauteous Prose, and Recipes are encouraged.
* The meatier the better.
* The Fanatics of the Cu(l)t of Bacon are welcome to proselytize here, at the bacon-wrapped altar of Ron Swanson.
* If you hate meat, please post elsewhere.

RULES: 


- Debating vegan ethics and diets is not on our menu.

There are other subreddits in which to discuss the ethical, religious, and health aspects of vegetarian and vegan diets, and conversion from them.

Please don't entertain the trolls. Nobody "wins" those debates.

- We shall not hate our non-consuming brethren.

If a fanatic falls through the cracks and gets in here spouting anti-meat rhetoric, just report it and move along.

Similarly, don't go trolling the anti-meat subreddits and also posting here sucking up to us. We mind our own choices, not the choices of others.

- Any photos must be your own or unique

And not those of your johnson.

Photos lifted from elsewhere to demonstrate a technique and/or pose a culinary question are OK. Site the source if it makes claims and/or is somewhat unique.

- No, "Is My Meat OK to Eat?" posts

These threads immediately invoke martial law: Fear everyone and all responses you receive until your post is removed. Nobody gets slapped except the OP in these threads. 

Worms/parasites? Never has anything posted here turned out to be either. They're usually blood vessels or sinew.

Cysts, tumors, infected lymph node... quite possible. But we still don't want to see them. Return it to store.

Your post may be better suited for r/foodsafety.

- No Youtube, Blog, Referral Codes, Polls, Surveys, Karma Farming, Politics, or Religion.

Links to blogs, youtube, and referrals to meat-shares automatically removed. No politics unless it has to do with the meat industry. 'And no religion, too.'

Polls are OK only if you're in credible Animal or Meat Science program.

- No Shitposting - Euphemisms, *long pig* (banned!), childish, unproductive, no-quality posts.

References to long pig (especially), anthropomorphisms, euphemisms, and any other -isms are just not funny nor constructive. You're not the only one in the thread to do it <yawn>. 

When shit-posting overtakes a thread it may be sanitized, locked , or just deleted. Don't sabotage an otherwise good topic.

- New redditors and karma-shy accounts are moderated

Sorry. This one kinda sucks.

If your worthy post was auto-rejected due to low karma or account age you can PM the mods a nasty-assed, indignant, hate-screed message and there's a good chance you can score a Golden Ticket with no karma attached.

Otherwise, get some karma and age on your account - it doesn't take much.



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### For People that would prefer to be elsewhere
* [vegrecipes](http://vegrecipes.reddit.com/)
* [vegan](http://vegan.reddit.com/)
* [debate a vegan](http://debateavegan.reddit.com)

Logo created by the noble [Tauberian](http://www.reddit.com/user/Tauberian)

<div class="md">Meat

<ul>
<li>Foodporn Pics, Beauteous Prose, and Recipes are encouraged.</li>
<li>The meatier the better.</li>
<li>The Fanatics of the Cu(l)t of Bacon are welcome to proselytize here, at the bacon-wrapped altar of Ron Swanson.</li>
<li>If you hate meat, please post elsewhere.</li>
</ul>

RULES: 

<ul>
<li>Debating vegan ethics and diets is not on our menu.</li>
</ul>

There are other subreddits in which to discuss the ethical, religious, and health aspects of vegetarian and vegan diets, and conversion from them.

Please don&#39;t entertain the trolls. Nobody &quot;wins&quot; those debates.

<ul>
<li> We shall not hate our non-consuming brethren.</li>
</ul>

If a fanatic falls through the cracks and gets in here spouting anti-meat rhetoric, just report it and move along.

Similarly, don&#39;t go trolling the anti-meat subreddits and also posting here sucking up to us. We mind our own choices, not the choices of others.

<ul>
<li>Any photos must be your own or unique</li>
</ul>

And not those of your johnson.

Photos lifted from elsewhere to demonstrate a technique and/or pose a culinary question are OK. Site the source if it makes claims and/or is somewhat unique.

<ul>
<li> No, &quot;Is My Meat OK to Eat?&quot; posts</li>
</ul>

These threads immediately invoke martial law: Fear everyone and all responses you receive until your post is removed. Nobody gets slapped except the OP in these threads. 

Worms/parasites? Never has anything posted here turned out to be either. They&#39;re usually blood vessels or sinew.

Cysts, tumors, infected lymph node... quite possible. But we still don&#39;t want to see them. Return it to store.

Your post may be better suited for <a href="/r/foodsafety">r/foodsafety</a>.

<ul>
<li> No Youtube, Blog, Referral Codes, Polls, Surveys, Karma Farming, Politics, or Religion.</li>
</ul>

Links to blogs, youtube, and referrals to meat-shares automatically removed. No politics unless it has to do with the meat industry. &#39;And no religion, too.&#39;

Polls are OK only if you&#39;re in credible Animal or Meat Science program.

<ul>
<li> No Shitposting - Euphemisms, long pig (banned!), childish, unproductive, no-quality posts.</li>
</ul>

References to long pig (especially), anthropomorphisms, euphemisms, and any other -isms are just not funny nor constructive. You&#39;re not the only one in the thread to do it &lt;yawn&gt;. 

When shit-posting overtakes a thread it may be sanitized, locked , or just deleted. Don&#39;t sabotage an otherwise good topic.

<ul>
<li> New redditors and karma-shy accounts are moderated</li>
</ul>

Sorry. This one kinda sucks.

If your worthy post was auto-rejected due to low karma or account age you can PM the mods a nasty-assed, indignant, hate-screed message and there&#39;s a good chance you can score a Golden Ticket with no karma attached.

Otherwise, get some karma and age on your account - it doesn&#39;t take much.

<h3>Related Subreddits</h3>

<ul>
<li><a href="http://cooking.reddit.com/">Cooking</a></li>
<li><a href="http://food.reddit.com/">Food</a></li>
<li><a href="http://sousvide.reddit.com/">Sous Vide</a></li>
<li><a href="http://recipes.reddit.com/">Recipes</a></li>
<li><a href="http://baking.reddit.com/">Baking</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/eatsandwiches/">Eatsandwiches</a></li>
<li><a href="http://tonightsdinner.reddit.com/">Tonightsdinner</a></li>
<li><a href="http://foodporn.reddit.com/">Foodporn</a></li>
<li><a href="http://cookmesomething.reddit.com/">Cookmesomething</a></li>
<li><a href="http://bacon.reddit.com/">Bacon</a></li>
<li><a href="http://charcuterie.reddit.com">Charcuterie</a></li>
<li><a href="http://smoking.reddit.com/">Smoking</a></li>
<li><a href="http://AskCulinary.reddit.com/">AskCulinary</a></li>
<li><a href="http://SausageTalk.reddit.com/">SausageTalk</a></li>
<li><a href="http://Jerky.reddit.com/">Jerky</a> &lt;--Woah!</li>
<li><a href="http://Steak.reddit.com/">Steak</a> &lt;--Yum!</li>
</ul>

<h3>For People that would prefer to be elsewhere</h3>

<ul>
<li><a href="http://vegrecipes.reddit.com/">vegrecipes</a></li>
<li><a href="http://vegan.reddit.com/">vegan</a></li>
<li><a href="http://debateavegan.reddit.com">debate a vegan</a></li>
</ul>

Logo created by the noble <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/Tauberian">Tauberian</a>
</div>

MMmmoooooOOOO!

t5_2qiya

[Meat + Heat + Eat = Human]


This is the reddit  that celebrates the greatest discovery ever made in the history of Earth:  The formula that made us Human 2.5 million years ago.

<div class="md">[Meat + Heat + Eat = Human]

This is the reddit that celebrates the greatest discovery ever made in the history of Earth: The formula that made us Human 2.5 million years ago.
</div>

DO NOT ASK IF YOUR MEAT IS SAFE TO EAT.  Under-cooked, freezer-burned, possible worms (they're not unless its roadkill), tumors or cysts (quite possible), assorted possible cooties, etc... Please read the rules before posting. Your post will be ridiculed until it's removed with a probable ban.  Please use r/foodsafety for questions such as those.  Posts related to cooking perfectly good meat safely are fine, but don't be posting your nasty meat asking how to cook/eat it safely.

<div class="md">DO NOT ASK IF YOUR MEAT IS SAFE TO EAT. Under-cooked, freezer-burned, possible worms (they&#39;re not unless its roadkill), tumors or cysts (quite possible), assorted possible cooties, etc... Please read the rules before posting. Your post will be ridiculed until it&#39;s removed with a probable ban. Please use <a href="/r/foodsafety">r/foodsafety</a> for questions such as those. Posts related to cooking perfectly good meat safely are fine, but don&#39;t be posting your nasty meat asking how to cook/eat it safely.
</div>

I ate some donkey meat I China today