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Reminds me of a joke my old German teacher told me:

“What do you call someone who speaks three languages? Trilingual

What do you call someone who speaks two languages? Bilingual

What do you call someone who speaks one language? American”

Giant butterfly will crush everyone and level everything

Here it is!

1 pound dry macaroni pasta

4 cups shredded cheese - 1 cup extra for topping

1/2 cup (1 stick) unsalted butter

4 tbsp all-purpose flour

2 cups whole milk

1 cup heavy cream

1/2 cup sour cream

1 tsp kosher salt

1 tsp freshly cracked black pepper

1/2 tsp garlic powder

1/2 tsp paprika

1. ⁠Boil Macaroni: Cook pasta as per instructions, save 1 cup of pasta water, then drain.
2. ⁠Make Cheese Sauce: Melt 1/2 cup butter, whisk in 4 tbsp flour for about 1 minute. Add 2 cups milk and 1 cup heavy cream, stir until thick.
3. ⁠Combine Macaroni & Cheese: Add 4 cups shredded cheese, 1/2 cup sour cream, seasonings, and mix until smooth. Use pasta water to adjust thickness. Stir in cooked macaroni.
4. ⁠Bake Transfer to a baking dish, top with extra cheese, and bake at 375º F for 10 minutes until golden. Broil for 2 minutes for a crispy crust.

My suggestions; use a deep enough pan/dish for cooking so that the mac doesn't get dry in the oven. Definitely broil for the browning on top. You do not want it to dry out in the oven - that is top priority.

I'm gonna turn you into your girlfriend, then turn you into a worm, and make you suffer through what you've done.

(You don't want the context 😞)

, fat tissue does not have as much water as lean tissue

Oh is that why Americans use Fahrenheit.

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Moby-Dick by:Herman Melville

CHAPTER 1. Loomings

Call me Ishmael. Some years ago—never mind how long precisely—having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people’s hats off—then, I account it high time tozz get to sea as soon as I can. This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship. There is nothing surprising in this. If they but knew it, almost all men in their degree, some time or other, cherish very nearly the same feelings towards the ocean with me.

Name: Entmotopumugox

Mom I’m straight I swear!

Later:

Mom I’m straight I swear!

Don’t have any

me when the cuneiform 𒀭𒀶𒀏𒁄𒀲𒀺𒁋𒀫𒀯𒀃𒀬𒀾𒁈𒁜𒁰𒁒𒁰𒁐𒀺𒀾𒁟𒁡𒀫𒁓𒀸

"Oh, I see. In that case, I should get out of your hair. You must have plenty of studying to do."

Turns around and starts to walk out.

"Oh, but one more thing."

Turns back around as the sound effect plays.

"My wife, you see, she found an odd-looking journal some time ago. Soon after apples all around the house started to disappear. At first I thought she was just working up an appetite, but I started to get worried since the cores were also missing. So I asked her what that was about, and she told me that she wasn't actually the one eating them. Since you were raised Shinto, I'm assuming you know what a Shinigami is? Fascinating stuff, really."

It’s: “Is batman the mother, the baby, the midwife or the father?”

Well a lot of the native americans in the great plains in particular were nomadic.

If I lived in an area where the clouds will come out of the sky and throw the bison around, I’d live in a tent too.

bada bum bum bada bum bum bada bum bum bum bum bum bum movie

Someone check the recipes page and see if there’s still greyed-out people to unlock

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

"Freaking a demon rubbing his dick all over my face 💀"

I don't like them as a ship but I love the tension and divorced couple energy they give off lol

Time for the [[BIG SHOT]] to be the [[NUMBER 1]] pest control

What do you mean by “last saved”?

2050

wake up feeling sick after a late night of playing video games

excited to play some halo 2k51

"xbox on"

...

"XBOX ON"

"Please verify that you are "annon332" by saying "Doritos™ Dew™ it right!"

"Doritos™ Dew™ it right"

"ERROR! Please drink a verification can"

reach into my Doritos™ Mountain Dew™ Halo 2k51™ War Chest

only a few cans left, needed to verify 14 times last night

still feeling sick from the 14

force it down and grumble out "mmmm that really hit the spot"

xbox does nothing

i attempt to smile

"Connecting to verification server"

...

"Verification complete!"

finally

boot up halo 2k51

finding multiplayer match...

"ERROR! User attempting to steal online gameplay!"

my mother just walked in the room

"Adding another user to your pass, this will be charged to your credit card. Do you accept?"

"NO!"

"Console entering lock state!"

"to unlock drink verification can"

last can

"WARNING, OUT OF VERIFICATION CANS, an order has been shipped and charged to your credit card"

drink half the can, oh god im going to be sick

pour the last half out the window

"PIRACY DETECTED! PLEASE COMPLETE THIS ADVERTISEMENT TO CONTINUE"

the mountain dew ad plays

i have to dance for it

feeling so sick

makes me sing along

dancing and singing

"mountain dew is for me and you"

throw up on my self

throw up on my tv and entertainment system

router shorts

"ERROR NO CONNECTION! XBOX SHUTTING OFF"

"PLEASE DRINK VERIFICATION CAN TO CONTINUE"

​

Sir if you don’t give me a 1/10 I will send you a 152mm HE shell to your exact location

Epididymal hypertension

Bro my homies in prison for say that "coke is better than Dr pepper"

Key_1271946(NobleAcquire; -1 Un)) WH-SP-T-BY-US. Initiative.!Effective

I’ve never saved a comment. Only four posts.

Well, the thing is I like making classes be able to basically survive forever, infinite ammo and infinite health, I play a lot of custom games that have big maps.

If I posted it I’d get permanently banned from reddit

The amount of hate i have developed for this episode over the years is UNBELIEVABLE. When it first came out, I thought it was a decent episode, probably because its sister episode "Skill Crane" is one of the best post-movie episodes in my mind. So it's probably a big reason for why i didn't mind this at first. But as the years went on, I began to HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS EPISODE, and to me, is the episode where Spongebob jumped the shark. Like I mentioned before, I still think around 2007 was the point to where the show began to suck, but this was the episode that started the downfall for one of my favorite shows. The episode revolves around Squidward trying to relax and enjoy his Sunday afternoon, but of course, Spongebob and Patrick won't let that happen and decide to make Squidward the president of their Good Neighbor club. Oh man, if you thought I hated that OTHER post-movie episode about Squidward joining the club, that is NOTHING compared to THIS. So the two idiots make their club, complete with FEZZES and Squidward makes them do tedious tasks so he can be left alone on his Sunday. But of course, they managed to screw that up multiple times. After a whole day of not being able to be left alone on his day off, Squidward has enough and installs a security system in his house to get rid of Spongebob and Patrick, but unfortunately for him, the system malfunctions and kicks Squidward out of his house. Security system TAKES CONTROL OF SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE AND BEGINS ATTACKING THE CITY, LEAVING THE MAYOR TO GIVE SQUIDWARD COMMUNITY SERVICE FOR THE DAMAGE HE CAUSED, EVEN THOUGH SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK WERE IN HIS HOUSE FOR THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME AND WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYTHING. GAH! FUCK THIS EPISODE! This episode is when the Squidward Torture Porns started to become a regular staple in Spongebob's episodes and is just one of the meanest, crulest, and just plain unfair of them all. All Squidward wanted to do was enjoy one day to himself, but that can NEVER happen when he lives next door to Spongebob and Patrick, can it? SIGH. I hate this episode. I hate it so much, I don't even want to talk about it anymore because I'll just get too angry

i never experience rude people, but every time i go to one they always have a clear "favourite" (most likely a buddy, or a friend in general), and even when their outfit is trash they still win

i went to one with my boyfriend and we were genuinely trying, and it was an elimination type, so the last one standing wins

and they eliminated my boyfriend? even though his outfit was perfectly on theme, and a couple people including their buddy were definitely not

i complained and kept mentioning "oh (buddy) is gonna win because theyre friends" and everyone was like "yep" and the host was like "nooo not necessarily!!!"

and at the end they made me win and the buddy was like "WHAT" "BUT YOU SAID I'D WIN" "WE'RE FRIENDS"

hilarious, legendary moment

(Context: Animal Jam kids being hilarious idiots)