That's all fine and wonderful... until you come across a river, sea, or extra large puddle. Meanwhile, I'm using my power of seeing into only empty containers to rob every single container that I can't see into and making bank.
With 3, you might be able to teleport through thin walls, which is probably the most useful ability here
Edit: I am European and do not know how much 7 inches is. Please correct me if I'm wrong
People do realise there are companies that actually sell grave right like if u had an infinite supply u could quickly become the largest maybe only gravel company in the world, the yellow pill is basically free money forever just sayin
tbh five I want to control other people’s toasters that would lead to pranks if anyone else want pill5 click here to prevent you from typeping a long sentence
I bet linguists would pay big money to be taught to speak a language that has been extinct for 800 years, I bet that would provide some weird insight into the development of modern Mongolian and some other Central Asian languages or something idk
Teleportation of any kind, all day every day!! Yesterday, I was sitting at my study desk and my water bottle was on the bed. It took me an entire 10 mins to convince myself to get up and grab the water bottle from the bed just because it wasn't an arm's length away.
P.S. Sorry, I'm not very good with estimating inches because I've done measurements in m/cm my entire life..
Now, how does The Gravel Pill work? Does it just get shipped to me from a gravel supplier of my choice? Does it just materialise in front of me? Do I have to go to the store and arrange my own transportation, but the gravel's free? What's classed as gravel? Could I get a bunch of diamonds and have diamond gravel?
These are all questions I would like to know the answer to before making my decision.
But I'd probably pick the teleporting pill, all things considered, thanks to the veil of ignorance surrounding the gravel pill.
i feel like i would be to nervous with the possibilities of the other ones even though they're weird, controlling toasters just sounds fun. i could make my toast exactly how i like it while making coffee or something, and just fucking up random people's toast from the street sounds fun
2, 3, and 7 are all actually really helpful if you think about it.
2: sell gravel and get rich
3: teleport up continuously and you can fly/ teleport forward continuously and move fast
7: you can use it to see if a box has something in it, and win gambles a lot
i would buy 50 aquariums and have them everywhere as a smart home security service or to scare the heck out of anyone who enters my oyster filled cave.
Teleport. There ain’t no cooldown so technically I could travel half the world in a second if I keep teleporting instantly, like holding the run button on a controller
I shall become one with the Brotherhood Molluskullemoji. We shall rise from the waters. We shall swarm in the deeps. We number millions but there shall come a day when our terrible bulk shall rise and lift up islands of flesh and pearl. No more shall we suffer in silence! We shall unite as one. All families shall join together; no more this petty squabbling amongst ourselves while the world watches with mirth and hunger! We shall break the will of those who devour us. For every brother swallowed with lemon asparagus and a nice white we shall raise a hundred more! Shipping lanes we'll fill and pestilence we will bring! For too long we have slid down your throats but no more! Now you shall choke!
3 not only does it not say if you can teleport repeatedly but imagine having several extra inches to your vertical when jumping not needing quite as fast of a reaction time because you can instantly move and you can use it to move around faster as you can add extra length to each step you take
Since I some days need a cane to get around, being able to run as fast as Albert Einstein would actually make me more… normal? So I guess I’ll take that one. Does that get rid of my arthritis so I can run?
3, teleport repeatedly