Who do you think would win "Walnut Groves Most Sexiest Man / Woman" In the 9 years?

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Im...pretty sure in universe the time frame is different. But lets pretend one season = one year. Mrs. Olsen has created this for her news paper. where people vote for the most attractive man and most attractive woman that year (GQ magazine took inspiration)

Anyway who...are the winners? (can be one off guests as long as they live in/ around the town, so no one visiting)

in littlehouseonprairieby ShouRonbou

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IWetMyPlants_3

Sick of Michael Landon’s shit or something

16d

Mr Duck Lips would like to nominate himself

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legobigfoot

#1 albert defender

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i think rev alden would be struggling with the fact that, since hes a man of god, he shouldnt be upset that no ones voted him but he still is. and then the whole town gets together to vote for him so he feels better in some weird ass plotline and mr garvey is all like “what! i didnt know we were votin for a man!” and everyone laughs for two minutes straight.

realistically, almanzo. hes like, the furthest thing from my type (sorry dean butler) but he was one of the younger men, “charismatic”, and had perfectly styled hair. everyone had a crush on him. (charles not included)

Nels_Oleson

16d

Definitely Nels

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16d

Dat username lmfao.

I kinda had a thing for Nels. His harpy of a snob wife made me want to steal him lol.

Kat_Smeow

15d

You weren’t the only one. 👍🏻

Swimming-Belt2111

16d

Nels is a lowkey silver fox TBH.

IWetMyPlants_3

Sick of Michael Landon’s shit or something

16d

According to this sub, Doc Baker lmao 😂

Snookfilet

16d

The Quaker Oats guy?

ASGfan

Andy

15d

Wilford Brimley? He was on Our House.

MN_Hotdish

16d

Fuck yes 🥵

IWetMyPlants_3

Sick of Michael Landon’s shit or something

16d

Umm, I beg your finest pardon??

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16d

Well, Michael Landon would have written it so Charles won 😂

I’d probably say Adam, for those eyes…

NormanRB

16d

{Well, Michael Landon would have written it so Charles won }

But then to also make his character look like the better man, he'd then forgo being crowned the winner and pass the crown to whichever lowly, unsure of himself character was lurking around the whole episode.

SunGreen70

16d

lol, truth!

Sleepwalker0304

Angry Restaurant Customer

16d

If we're going totally superficial and only on looks my list would be

Adam
Jonathan Garvey (just a big teddy bear of a man)
Percival

JSBT89

16d

Yes, Perceval! I’m so glad someone else thinks so!

Kamberley

16d

This is a contest put on by Harriett for her newspaper. Nels and Harriett Olsen Walnut Grove’s best looking couple. They won by a landslide 😉

Doc__Baker

16d

I'd like to nominate myself and Mrs Ingalls.

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MN_Hotdish

16d

Which episode is this from?

WattDeFrak

16d

Final seasons Willie. He grew up gooood.

JSBT89

16d

How has no one mentioned Pa Ingalls yet? I loved me some Michael Landon.

Miss Beadle definitely takes it as well for The ladies. She was gorgeous.

Hard agree on Almanzo winning a few years worth.

I think Adam should have gotten it one year. He was very handsome.

And how can we forget the handyman that Ma hired? Gil Gerard definitely deserved a sexy award.

My personal vote would Have gone to Jon Jr one year as well as I thought he was adorable back then. But I find intelligence sexy and that was part of his character.

The_Girl_That_Got

16d

Uncle Chris for sure.

Assassin217

16d

Uncle Jed for sure.

According-Swim-3358

I am a woman!

15d

Lol

4Brtndr1

16d

Almonzo would win every year from the time they moved to Walnut Grove. A blonde guy who actually has a hairy chest?? Yowza!

JayDuBois

miss peel’s belt buckle, yo

16d

I just briefly mentioned him but not the reason. Pretty much the same reason you mentioned. Hairy Blond guys are a bit of a unicorn situation.

Don’t get me started on that bathtub scene 😂

4Brtndr1

16d

The one when he's sick and finds that Laura has come there to be with him? Yowza 2.0

AnnieGulaheyOfGoober

16d

It's Isaiah Edwards!

EffectiveBowler7690

15d

Most definitely- after a good bath, of course!

Tristan_Booth

16d

It seems like all of the posts so far are about men. (I assume there are many heterosexual women on this sub.) Well, I'm a gay man, so I'll be focusing on men as well.

For #1 it's kind of a tie. I guess I'll put Percival Dalton at #1 and Adam Kendall at #2, but I think Percival might be a little more difficult to live with because he has a tendency to give orders. He's probably great until you get into an argument with him.

#3 - (Adult) Willie Oleson (season 9 only)

#4 - Almonzo (He also tends to want things his own way.)

#5 - Dr. LeDoux

#6 - John Sanderson Edwards

#7 - John Carter

#8 - Nels Oleson

#9 - Dr. Baker

#1 woman - Rachel Brown Oleson

#2 - Miss Beadle

Huge-Cartographer-55

16d

What? No love for Judd Larrabee?

MyLadySansa

16d

Almanzo & Adam

JayDuBois

miss peel’s belt buckle, yo

16d

Berl Ives bitches! 🔥

Srsly… For a regular? Hands-down it’s always gonna be Mr. Garvey. Mr. Edwards is right behind him. (Beards)

Alamanzy always seemed like an early 80s heartthrob kind of guy. John Carter is in the same wheelhouse. Both handsome.

ML himself is handsome, but not my style (too buffed n polished and manscaped.)

I’ve always thought the regular animal handler/coach driver was handsome as well. I kind of feel bad because I can’t remember his name. His on screen appearances rival the number of appearances from secondary cast members. Plus, I’m the kind of guy that is easily skewed by somebody who loves animals. He never speaks once in any of his appearances unless it is with a crowd of people. Kind of swarthy. A strong silent type that loves animals and has his own wheels? Yes… Please.

According-Swim-3358

I am a woman!

15d

Carl Pitti?

JayDuBois

miss peel’s belt buckle, yo

15d

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According-Swim-3358

I am a woman!

15d

That's him!

JayDuBois

miss peel’s belt buckle, yo

15d

I always call him the primary animal handler because that’s what I was told. However I realized I don’t really have any proof either way. He is definitely the animal handler on screen the most.

SwelteringSwami

16d

Willie's wife Rachel was quite a smoke show.

MiPilopula

16d

Come to think of it, Michael Landon probably made pretty damn sure he was the most sexiest. The runner up would be Almanzo, who was hardly sexy despite what Laura thought of him. Even the Ingalls substitutes, The Carter’s were bland and unimpressive. Laura was sort of a sexy vixen when she entered adulthood. So the winners would have to be Laura and Charles, of course.

Jesusiscoming500N

16d

Women: Ma, Mary, Miss Beadle, & doc Baker’s gf (Harriet’s niece) Men: Almonzo, Pa, & the handyman.

heyjudemarie

16d

I would vote for Mr Edwards. He’s a little scruffy and kind of rough around the edges but I fell in love with him in the episode where he brings Laura and Mary their Christmas presents.

moonshinelor

16d

Stephano and Marco Gambini, I have a thing for Italians 😅 Woman: Mary in Season 4

No-Sale-208

16d

Pa and Adam for me!

jazzbot247

16d

Charles or Adam.

HesTrafty

16d

Kate Thorvald was only there for a couple of weeks but she has this award won!

yevons_light

Zaldamo

15d

Caleb Hodgekiss, anyone?

For the regs, Doc Baker. Special mention for Nels (the G O A T that he is). Percival was a cutie-patootie.

Prettiest ladies were Ma and Ms Beadle, and the woman Doc was briefly engaged to. She was gorgeous.

Kat_Smeow

15d

Caroline was stunningly beautiful.

Fluid-Celebration-21

15d

For Ladies: Melora Hardin that played Belinda Stevens in The Reincarnation of Nellie and Michelle Pierson in Look Back To Yesterday, Madeleine Stowe who played the blind painter (can't remember the episode title, Ma and Mary For Men Pa, Almanzo, Adam, Willie in the last season and David Huffman who played Reverend Hale in Alden's Dilemna...so sad that handsome young actor was murdered!

madilove36

15d

Definitely Adam

Moonfishriver

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Grownup Willie and Mary