I no blame yoo fur doin dis crime, it had to be done!
On behalf of everbody wif ears, fank yoo!
Heyo M'sieur Nik! You no like Marmoon 5 eidder? --Boudreaux
Noooo! Daddy had dem CD, an all of a sudden, it go missing! Isn’t dat just terrible?
Bonjour mon ami Nik! Me, Remy LeBeau approve of dis action! Me, Remy, taught de Enfant Terrible Boudreaux about dis horrible noise! I show him de good musics on ma maman phone and where de good cds are so we can leave out for maman to play for us!
I read this in a French accent (took French for 5 years) 😹
I do too!
Boudreaux and Remy both prefer French to English--Dani
Taio Thee Orange is here. Mumb iz speekin Frencench althetyme an nott Inglitch. Iz mek nodiffruns to mees, ai ignorz bofe de sayme!
Bonjour Taio! Me, Remy, does not come inside de house or go to bed wit out proper French asking from maman. Papa, he only speak little French so I come inside de garage but not house for him.
No maroob 5 But moosicals :(
Heyo! Is Boudreaux here. Ma maman listen to someting called "Rent" sometimes. Dere bes one song dat maman sound like she singing song of our peoples! Me, Bou and mon frere, Remy, we likes dis song but not de odder ones.
Mon mère et papa listens to “Hamilton” makes ear hurt no good :(
Bonjour mon ami! Do you mere et papa listen on de phone ting? Oui? You must bapbapbap phone til the flat part light up! Den vous bap dis until music change to someting you like! Me, Remy LeBeau when ma mere play dat awful Marmoon 5 noise! Me, Remy, fix so phone ting play good Zydeco music!
I Twinkie. My Meowmy lub Kayjun moosic. Her and Pawther go to Noo Orlins. But Dey no take me. No fair. Mebbe I soo go wif dem.
Your pawrents sound very classy! Do a big soo so that they take you with them.
Heyo! Is Boudreaux acause mon frere, Remy, he be sleeping now. Mon frere, Remy, say vous should soo you maman et papa for no lettin' vous have de bestest food! No jambalaya, no gumbo, no etouffee! No good Cajun shrimps! You is pauvre chat! You soo to vous maman at least have to bring you shrimps!!
Unrelated, but I have to say that I look forward to the wise meows from Boudreaux and Remy. My parents would be proud that I can understand your Franglish after paying so much for my French classes!
We says Merci bein! We be good Cajun kitty cats!
My Pawther lubs da crawdaddies. I nezzer eated dem but they sound nommy. An oymsters. I wants try dem too!
I gonna do dat!
DELETE DIS POST IT IS INCRIMUNATING. U DID NOTHING. ADMIT NOTHING. U INOCENT
Problem is, there is cat witnessss. Cat law says cats is always rite. Tis is verry complex case because cat witnessss must be rite and cat culprit must be not guilty of crimez.
Tis is a Catstitutional case. Catstitution's first amendment says cats always rite. Kittens will study tis case in cat law school
Where's the presumption of innocence?! I can't see any forensics report or police investigation to ascertain guilt. OP's human has clearly made up their mind and there is clear intention of contaminating the jury pool. For shame!
Dis no gonna go gud. U need Gus. He a pawyer. He play hardball.
Did dat witnes SNITCH????
Cats no snitch on cats!!
Jango n Jazzy
HOW DO YOU DO IT??!!!
(What, the pictures?)
Yes!
Partly just luck. He makes it pretty easy. First, he does make a LOT of faces (anyone who’s seen him IRL notices it, and how expressive he is, the vet has noticed it too) and the ones where he looks angry, or laying there, he’ll hold that pose lol like he’s frozen, most cats when you point a camera at them they immediately move, or come toward the camera. He very rarely does. He is a little lunatic, and the quintessential bratty baby brother to the other cats, and bossy big brother to Rory.
I just love him!!
Thank you, Mimi 🥹💕 we love you guys back!
Dis is big crimez! Nex time you no like da musik you can srcoool da music on da phone. I do da scroll and I eben makes tings big an small. Is fun. Iz also hab a iPad to play game on. Meowmy say it old but it work juss fine.
It dood nawt wurk. Mum haz a pawscode on da phone :(
Dis is wha Iz do, I cuddle Meowmy when she on da phone.
U has been FWAMED!!! Purrrpetrator of crime iz clearly da invisible hooman walkin away from da crime scene in grey slippers!
I eabted them also on later dayte
If da bite don’t fit, YOU MUST ACQUIT!!
There it is!! We have a winnah!!
YOU WAS FRAMED HAOW DARR THEY OUTRAG DISGRAC.
William teh Other Tuxedo
Pee Ess whispers go crimez
Careful my friend; if you eat to much of the no no stuff, you get sick and have to go to the pokey place.
Suu your humans for silvervine sticks.
Lmao that's a great picture
Andy pawyer here- ughh da ear muzic makin dinghies hab da thingies dat meowmey sayz isa batrey. Wen isa illegalsmol, da meowmey sayz "dids youse eaters mah airsphod?"
Din meowmey taks mees tu da pokey place!! N day poked meh. Din I gets sick n I hork da ding up!
Isa mad n do bap! bap! Dah meowmey gits water eyes n sayez she reweved. Din meowey gib mehs treatoos and hugs!
Mehbees youse skip pokey place n just sooo furr treatoos n hugs?
Meowmey and hoomin secretary- PSA if you think your cat has swallowed a battery powered anything, please get them to a vet! That battery can do serious damage to a cats insides!
I’m sure you have this all wrong, a squirrel must’ve snuck in or something
You are hereby ordered to pay all the kitty's legal fees. The cat did nothing wrong.
Heyo! Is me, Boudreaux. Did you maman or papa play bad music?? Mon frere, Remy LeBeau, says if you maman or papa played dat Marmoon 5 noise, you is most definitely not to blame! Dat be whoever played bad music's fault. You was just fixin' it. Remy says better to bat bat de phone to make it play better music like Beausoliel.