The Republic is over - condolences!
Nothing is fucked? The goddamn plane has crashed into the mountain!
Well man, come on, who're you gonna believe? Those guys or uh--we dropped off the damn campaign messages...
They did not receive the messages, you nitwit!
New... teleprompter messages have... come to light! Man!
I still debate manually.
Of course you do.
WE?!?
This is what happens when you meet a stranger in the Alps!
Dude, are you fucking this up?
Bummer. This is a bummer man.
Mind if I do a J?
It got me through it the first time, i see no reason to stop now.
Man said any rug in the house
Elevator to hell- going down!
Owes money all over town. Including to known pornographers.
Which is totally fine!
He’s gotta feed the monkey.
He needs money
In the parlance of our times
Everything’s a fucking travesty with you man!
What was that shit about vietnam???
There isn’t a literal connection, dude.
Bone spurs dude
They killed my fucking Medicaid man
He died... he died as so many of his generation, before his time. In your wisdom you took him, Lord. As you took so many bright flowering young men, at Khe San and Lan Doc and Hill 364. These young men gave their lives.
darkness washed over the dude
- warshed
aw, I lost my train of thought here
Darker than a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night
tuchus
That debate must’ve been exhausting
I listened to it at work. Cause I aint doing it for free. It was pretty good comedy sketch. Sad or terrifying politically.
Oh yea- just wait for the opening sketch of SNL!
Walk in to any Walmart and stand behind the two oldest people in the pharmacy for 10 minutes.
It was Trump doing his stump speech in chunks instead of answering. Joe was so lost in the volume of lies coming his way and the preparation to deal with facts, that he short circuited a couple times replying. Second debate should be better if Trump doesn't take his ball and go home.
I would watch if the moderator fact checked. But he’s a lousy, goldbricking deadbeat.
Fucking nihilist moderator...
Brandt can’t watch.
Obviously, you're not a bowler.
What’s a pederast, Walter?
Shut the fuck up Donny!
Would you just take it easy, man?
He treats objects like women, man.
I ain’t seen no queen in her damned undies as the feller says
THE WHITES
And I would like my undies back!
He’s obviously not a golfer. Fucking goldbricker.
You see what happens Larry?
You know, the Royal We..(?), I er whatever..
I myself dabbled in Mulligans.
Not when I could be seen, of course.
Your golf handicap is not the issue here dude!
Are you ready to be fucked Mon?
Eight year olds dude.
Fuck it! Let’s go bowling (non-canon Camper Van Beethoven plays)
Lotta ins, lotta outs…
Phone’s ringing, Dude
Thank you Donnie!
New shit has come to light
What new shit, dude?
Went to bed knowing our country was fucked no matter who wins. We need more than just the illusion of choice.
Are you ready to be fucked man?
You got a date Saturday, baby! Wooooooo!
Election Day, mang
I woulda fucked you in the ass Saturday. I'll fuck you in the ass next November 5th instead.
Both men may be old, but Bidens team has a totally different ideology than Trumps. Look at it as an ideological battle rather than which particular man looks capable of doing it alone, because neither will. Both will have influence and people around them to lean on, if they choose to do so (Trump probably wouldn't)
Next time I wanna see Trump come out in an orange jumpsuit and a tear drop tattoo on his face.
Also id pay money to see them golf against each other.
If we can get them to do it on Pay Per View, maybe we can raise enough money to cut the national debt in half
I hope that Trump will someday learn to live on his allowance, which is ample, but if he doesn't, sir, that will be his problem, not mine, just as your national debt is your problem, just as every bum's lot in life is his own responsibility regardless of whom he chooses to blame.
Fucking fascist!
This is our concern, Don.
He's a sex offender with a record. He was adjudicated for rape and sexual assault.
Know anyone who lies—all the fucking time?
Carefull man, there’s a beverage here!
Has a handicap of 8! While VP …. Which is better than Tiger Woods’s 6.5
Question was asked about mentally captivity or something. So he was saying that he’s mentally there because he won a few gold tournaments. I guess someone who isn’t mentally there couldn’t win a golf tournament, I don’t know, it was weird.
All those times biden started mumbling and looking off to the side lost was weird also
Whole thing was a shit show.
What do you really expect when dealing with politics. Everyone involved with politics is full of shit and will lie every chance they get. The real problem is when people start to believe anything any of them say. Look up constitutional governments through history. There is a reason the world's average constitution lasts only 17 years. We are being led on to believe we as a country are so great and honestly our country needs a complete reset
Obviously he’s not a golfer
Donnie you're out of your element.
How’s the smut business, Donnie?
Biden did lie about his golf handicap 😂
America was a good country.
How is something like this created? Like you create a regular meme and then decide at the last second to stretch it out on one side for reasons?
Dude are you fuckin' this up?
Oh I know!!! Biden was on point the whole time
He don't fucking swing on Shabbos!!
Calmer than you are.
At least you could understand his words though. President mumbles was incoherent the entire night which I believe was done on purpose. His handlers knew he would fail miserably and now he will be replaced by some other puppet.
Trump was blathering? That's not what I saw.
Is this your homework, Larry?
You’re obviously not a golfer.
Parla usted Inglese?
User name checks out
Flunkin' Social Studies
The bums lost and they cannot cope.
Trump 2024! 🇺🇸
Fuckin fascist
At least it’s an ethos
Yeah well you know that’s just like a your opinion man
Every bum’s lot in life is his responsibility, regardless of who he tries to blame. Trump 2024. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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I keep telling you, it’s the foundation’s money. Father doesn’t have any.
He owes money all over town, including to known pornographers.
He’s a good man… and thorough. Trump 2024. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
will you just take it easy, man?
Oh, you never went to college.
Your revolution is over… the bums lost. Trump 2024. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Life does not start and stop at your convenience you miserable piece of shit
He’s a good man… and thorough. Trump 2024. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Yeah? Waving the felonies around?
He looks like a fuckin loser
At least I’m housebroken!
I cannot solve your problems sir, only you can. Trump 2024. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
He's not even housebroken
Shut the fuck up Donny
Over the line! Trump 2024. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
A real reactionary
He’s a good man and thorough. Trump 2024. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
And Trump is neither.
That’s just like your opinion… man. Trump 2024. 🇺🇸
No, really, he's a convicted criminal, with a record!
BS charges that are politically motivated. Trump 2024. 🇺🇸
I’m voting for Trump
Sooner or later, you're going to have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron.
Sure. You watch that debate and tell me who you want running the country.
Men literally died face down in the muck so this fuckstain can just say fuck it to Democracy and install his loyalist fuckstains.
“Democracy”
Jesus, man, could you change the channel?
Someone who is for democracy and doesn't want to be a dictator and lock up his political opponents.
Not the guy who campaigned on “lock her up” in 2016 “covid isn’t that bad” in 2020 and “immigrants are raping people” in 2024.
Let me tell ya something. I dig your work. Playing one side against the other, in bed with everybody. Just fabulous stuff!
Stay away from my fuckin’ lady friend!
I cannot solve your problems, sir, only you can.
8 year olds, dude
You watched the debate, and THAT was what you thought was blathering?
HA HA HA HA
One sounded old and sleepy, the other lied confidently and constantly.
I didn't watch, just saw clips. Which lies did Trump tell?
Same here, 220 lies told is what I read. One that I remember from the clips was his claim that some Democrat states allow abortions after birth, which is obviously untrue. Par for the course for him.
Partial-birth abortion (PBA) is the term Congress has used to describe a procedure that crosses the line from abortion to infanticide. The doctor delivers a substantial portion of the living child outside his mother's body --- the entire head in a head-first delivery or the trunk past the navel in a feet-first delivery --- then kills the child by crushing his skull or removing his brain by suction.
Forget about it Donny, you're out of your element.
Nothing is fucked