They will have to say whatever you tell them to, and they will say it with sincerity, no matter what it is. The only limitation is that they will say what you type into the teleprompter verbatim (no asking them to expose secrets). Who do you pick, and what do you have them say?
You have the power to control the teleprompter of any person running for US President for up to 50 words.
Which candidate would you have say this?
I’d write “I have molested children and bought the silence of all the witnesses”
Then I’d just write BOING 38 times.
I’d flip a coin on whether it’s Biden or Trump either way people would be both outraged, but also not entirely surprised.
like showering with your daughter enough that she only showers when you aren’t around
Yo, what?
Don’t pay attn, that was debunked. Unlike the former guy who said he’d date his daughter if she wasn’t his daughter.
It was confirmed actually. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/ashley-biden-diary-claims/
Edited to include the snopes link.
No, actually, it was not.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/ashley-biden-diary-claims/
She acknowledged it was real. Also I edited my original comment to include the snopes link, since that’s a been a subject of some controversy for a while, and if I’m referencing its confirmation I ought to include a source.
And if you read the whole article, it points out that the existence of the diary and what is stated to be contents of the diary are very different things. Project Veritas is known to manufacture evidence to support its claims, and the diary is known to have been stolen and put in PV’s control.
Thank you for proving my point.
Claim: A diary authored by U.S. President Joe Biden's daughter, Ashley Biden, describes showers taken with her father when she was a child as "probably not appropriate.”
Rating: True
You: “yeah but it isn’t, I think it’s made up”
Bury your head in the sand more. She acknowledged that it’s hers. What more do you want?
Twist the truth out of context some more. Project some more. You still won’t change what the entirety of that link that you yourself provided says. You stretch to “prove” bad about a man who has been a selfless, imperfect but good public servant for his entire life, to prop up a crass conman who had to have his daddy bail him out, who cheated on all his wives, who has made extraordinarily inappropriate remarks about both his daughters. How sad you have sold your worship to such an undeserving figure!
Cope
I lost the last election. I’ve been lying. I have mental issues.
-Tronald Dump
"I'll sell the Declaration to Russia if the oligarchs forgive my debt. Any property, any secrets, sold. I'm not leaving. I'm a big tick, sucking everything out of this country. I'll fire anyone loyal to the Constitution."
That gets our word count up to 49, I think. Good start, clocksteadytickin.
You don’t need the whole fifty. Yours is confusing. Americans need to understand what’s being said. Magas will twist it all around. Short and sweet is the point.
Given the things that come out of the mouths of both Trump and Biden, I'll wager that multiple people already have this power and have been using it for years.
"Russia now is what Germany was in 1939 and China now is what Japan was in 1939. They MUST be stopped or this planet enters a very long era of tyranny and suffering."
Any candidate will do.
Can I use the power for the inauguration speech instead, regardless of who wins?
I just wanna make the president read 50 words of furry porn live on national television.
My mental and physical health are horrible and I'm dropping out of politics for the rest of my life.
Donald Trump.
You do that for Trump, I'll do it for Old Man Biden, get a third party that shouldn't be in a nursing home in the office
Agreed.
And y'all should really stop letting old ass men with billionaires shoving money in their pocket be president.
"Biden won and I've been lying to stay out of jail, I incited a violent insurrection and didn't care if they killed Pence or anybody. I did sell nuclear secrets, raped children at Epstein island, and I don't believe in god. Finally, I'm not really that rich or business-savvy."
The last 9 words aren't necessarily politically damaging, but I know they're the ones that would hurt him the most deep down.
"All your base, are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time. Hahaha.". Any candidate.
Blood for the blood God! Skull for the skull throne!
The first 50 words to " I am the scatnan"
"Go fuck yourself San Diego!"
I pick whoever seems most competent and make them promise to abolish inflation and permanently install deflation
You...what...are you trying to make sure the most competetent person loses?
Our government does frequently do stupid things, but permanently forcing deflation would be truly next level dumb.
Everyone's money gains value. I just guaranteed him a second term
… That’s not how that works… That’s not how any of this works.
Deflation is a horrible idea I love it lmao
My son's laptop is all true along with my daughter Ashley's diary. I am a pedophile and sold out my nation for 10 percent of my families earnings my entire political career.
its so sad that a huge chunk of americans think like your text here. It is truly astounding how willfully stupid people choose to be.
Feel like this would be irrelevant. Everything in there has been confirmed by countless sources, some of it from the dementia patient himself and it hasn't changed anything.
We are a terrorist empire that has invaded and destroyed nearly the entirety of the middle east and continue to do so. We also knew 9/11 was gonna happen and did nothing to stop it. We have killed hundreds of innocents and continue to do so without any check an balance.
"I'm going to pay for everyone to have a house and impose term limits. I will not raise taxes to be able to afford this. Also, free groceries for a year for everyone. I will make this a law and everyone must agree on it. NO EXCEPTIONS."
I’d tell Biden to say he’s going to shut down the website Reddit cause all of them are figs. Don’t need to use the rest of the words
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"Peter Piper picked a pack of pickled peppers, then he ate them and vomited all over his own shoes. Afterwards he got very drunk, and wouldn't you know it, vomited all over someone else's shoes this time. That guy beat the crap out of him. Oh, I'm Peter Piper."