Tell folks in certain circles that I'm a gun owner.
Tell PETA folks that I hunt and that very little beats the taste of bacon.
Tell the NRA and many gun-related subreddits that I absolutely will not ever be voting for Trump or anyone that supports him.
Tell a certain Karen that I purposely fly circles over her specific house just to piss her off while I'm practicing landings at the little airport that she bought a house next to.
Okay, that last one might be true vindictive enjoyment on my part.