Yeah, yeah, this is a gross one, but it's a legit question. Due to the hair back there, it's hard to keep clean. For this reason, I've been debating getting waxed.

Since I was a teenager, I will NOT poop unless I can take a shower immediately after. I can wipe until I bleed and it's still not clean. I don't use wet wipes because most of them(even though they claim to be flushable) are not. I've heard horror stories about flushable wipes causing huge damage to plumbing over some years and causing costly repairs. However, it's become inconvenient to wait to poop until I can shower. Wetting toilet paper seems to not work very well.

Have any men gotten their asshole waxed? Have you shaved it? Do you do what I do and wait until you can shower to poop? Is there a trusted brand of wet wipes that are PROVEN to not cause damage to plumbing over time?

Is it weird if I do get it waxed?

Thanks in advance!

EDIT: Wow thie blew up! Guess we're asking the real questions here! I just wanted to thank everyone for the feedback, I greatly appreciate it. Rest assured your comments did not go in vain. I've read as many of them as I possibly could.

BEST IDEAS IVE HEARD:

  1. Bidet, for obvious reasons

  2. Wipes with either a diaper genie to throw them in, or keeping a roll of doggie poop bags to put them in before throwing them in the bin

THINGS I LEARNED:

  1. Getting rid or the hair can either be bad or good, depending on the person

  2. A lot of y'all are walking around with swamp ass

Hopefully this edit will help some people to not have to sift through all the comments.

Thanks again, everyone! Now y'all keep y'all's asses clean, ya hear!!?!?!??