“Human-colleague-Todd, PLEASE stop trying to drink the fusion reactor coolant and eat the warp drive fuel, I- …NO I don’t care that it supposedly ‘looks tasty,’ it’s LETHAL in high enough quantities-!”
Am I the only one who thought those bags of dried blood is like canned food for vampires? They wouldn't mind the added iron, it's supplemented!! The rest wouldn't be toxic for vampires anyway.